Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

PPP has a good mind, but its poisoned by jewish mythology plus lack of discipline, if he manages to go sub 250 I predict his self esteem will finally explode in an actual way and he might leave the sperg levels.

For that alone, for the weight loss effort, I have to keep PPP on my "Objectively Good E-Celebs" list. But I'll watch his behavior closely, as it is very dubious at this point. If he slips off the weight loss journey now, and goes back, in any capacity, to communicating with Schizo, he's banned from my list forever.

At this moment, PPP is among very few potentially good e-celebs. We'll see.

He's already ruined his friendship with both Surfer and Godwinson because of his ego.
What are you talking about? Get his cock out of your mouth faggot. He's not god.

 

[STN]

These two buddies need to just duke it out and get the angst out IF all this isn't k-fabe. My closest friends are the guys i got in a fist fight with lol.

 

[Tom Myers]

PPP can't even blow RJ with that shitty mouth hole in the mask.

 

[JCDenthog]

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Is that the couch the BIG DAWG slept on???

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

PPP has a good mind, but its poisoned by jewish mythology plus lack of discipline, if he manages to go sub 250 I predict his self esteem will finally explode in an actual way and he might leave the sperg levels.

For that alone, for the weight loss effort, I have to keep PPP on my "Objectively Good E-Celebs" list. But I'll watch his behavior closely, as it is very dubious at this point. If he slips off the weight loss journey now, and goes back, in any capacity, to communicating with Schizo, he's banned from my list forever.

At this moment, PPP is among very few potentially good e-celebs. We'll see.

You are looking at this entirely wrong, it's only about the kino, there are no objectively good e-celebs just ones who are good at harvesting nectar. The PPP/Surfer reunion would undoubtedly be funny and lead to entertaining content and that's all that should matter.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

What's Surfer's appeal? The only thing he brought to PPP's show was "Like, ya know?"

The fundamental appeal of IBS is controlled chaos. PPP was the control, Surfer was the chaos. They essentially constituted a riff on the classic straight man/wise guy dynamic, except with more holocaust denial and racial slurs.

 

[Measured Kong]

He's already ruined his friendship with both Surfer and Godwinson because of his ego.
What are you talking about? Get his cock out of your mouth faggot. He's not god.

PPP really has a bizarre tendency to lash out, even if things are going well between him and someone else. There’s a stream he was on with Rekeita that’s a good example of what I’m talking about. I assume it’s just a symptom of being terminally online, but I have no doubt it impacts his personal relationships.

 

[Instapot]

holocaust denial and racial slurs.

My favorite part

 

[PoNR]

the number of posts in this thread sucking off ppp writing 500+word blogposts explaining why he's your 10/10 favourite eceleb is embarrassing. PPP's latest Baked stream is terrible. he's whispering into the camera. he's unfunny. it's boring as fuck. 5+hours long despite no surfer to blame. I'm not even able to listen to this, it's too fucking boring.

PPP is a fat, disgusting incel. the only women he's had sex with were prostitutes. surfer accidentally cucked him with a girl he liked and ppp is still seething about it. PPP is a homosexual that gets poo on the toilet seat and can't even look after himself.

it's over. I couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of his Baked Alaska stream. the kino is over. Surfer brought all of the entertainment. PPP has no charisma of his own. he's just a sad, resentful sperg who wants to lash out at anyone who is more successful sexually than him. that's very obvious. I feel sorry for PPP. His content isn't worth consuming if there isn't someone to counterbalance his intense seethe. for 5 fucking hours. get real. I'm not listening to all this.

 

[PoNR]

PPP really has a bizarre tendency to lash out, even if things are going well between him and someone else. There’s a stream he was on with Rekeita that’s a good example of what I’m talking about. I assume it’s just a symptom of being terminally online, but I have no doubt it impacts his personal relationships.

I've noticed it too. He legit has confirmed aspergers but I don't know why he's so resentful. I think it's because he's legit an incel. Surfer was able to make fun of this occasionally and it wasn't an issue but I guess eventually even someone as likeable as surfer PPP lashes out at and literally threatens with violence. PPP is insane. He is legit not far removed from incel school shooters. he is literally a violent incel - no one can deny this anymore. so sad I feel so sorry for him.

 

[Instapot]

the number of posts in this thread sucking off ppp writing 500+word blogposts explaining why he's your 10/10 favourite eceleb is embarrassing. PPP's latest Baked stream is terrible. he's whispering into the camera. he's unfunny. it's boring as fuck. 5+hours long despite no surfer to blame. I'm not even able to listen to this, it's too fucking boring.

PPP is a fat, disgusting incel. the only women he's had sex with were prostitutes. surfer accidentally cucked him with a girl he liked and ppp is still seething about it. PPP is a homosexual that gets poo on the toilet seat and can't even look after himself.

it's over. I couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of his Baked Alaska stream. the kino is over. Surfer brought all of the entertainment. PPP has no charisma of his own. he's just a sad, resentful sperg who wants to lash out at anyone who is more successful sexually than him. that's very obvious. I feel sorry for PPP. His content isn't worth consuming if there isn't someone to counterbalance his intense seethe. for 5 fucking hours. get real. I'm not listening to all this.

Did ppp threaten to rape you bud.

 

[Disheveled Human]

the number of posts in this thread sucking off ppp writing 500+word blogposts explaining why he's your 10/10 favourite eceleb is embarrassing. PPP's latest Baked stream is terrible. he's whispering into the camera. he's unfunny. it's boring as fuck. 5+hours long despite no surfer to blame. I'm not even able to listen to this, it's too fucking boring.

PPP is a fat, disgusting incel. the only women he's had sex with were prostitutes. surfer accidentally cucked him with a girl he liked and ppp is still seething about it. PPP is a homosexual that gets poo on the toilet seat and can't even look after himself.

it's over. I couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of his Baked Alaska stream. the kino is over. Surfer brought all of the entertainment. PPP has no charisma of his own. he's just a sad, resentful sperg who wants to lash out at anyone who is more successful sexually than him. that's very obvious. I feel sorry for PPP. His content isn't worth consuming if there isn't someone to counterbalance his intense seethe. for 5 fucking hours. get real. I'm not listening to all this.

Don't be a fucking hero buddy.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

the number of posts in this thread sucking off ppp writing 500+word blogposts explaining why he's your 10/10 favourite eceleb is embarrassing. PPP's latest Baked stream is terrible. he's whispering into the camera. he's unfunny. it's boring as fuck. 5+hours long despite no surfer to blame. I'm not even able to listen to this, it's too fucking boring.

PPP is a fat, disgusting incel. the only women he's had sex with were prostitutes. surfer accidentally cucked him with a girl he liked and ppp is still seething about it. PPP is a homosexual that gets poo on the toilet seat and can't even look after himself.

it's over. I couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of his Baked Alaska stream. the kino is over. Surfer brought all of the entertainment. PPP has no charisma of his own. he's just a sad, resentful sperg who wants to lash out at anyone who is more successful sexually than him. that's very obvious. I feel sorry for PPP. His content isn't worth consuming if there isn't someone to counterbalance his intense seethe. for 5 fucking hours. get real. I'm not listening to all this.

You feeling a little jilted and tilted that you favorite e-celeb duo broke up buddy? Feeling like even the felt has been taken away from you? Maybe give your head a shake buddy and don't be a hero, you don't want to get raped like your hero surfer did by the BIG DAWG!

 

[PoNR]

You feeling a little jilted and titled that you favorite e-celeb duo broke up buddy? Feeling like even the felt has been taken away from you? Maybe give your head a shake buddy and don't be a hero, you don't want to get raped like your hero surfer did by the BIG DAWG!View attachment 2542014

PPP knows he won't be able to continue This Week In Cuckada. TWIC was his only good show and it's cancelled - he's not even pretending it will work without the Surfer. That and his streams shitting on Fuentes and Baked Alaska are the only reason I watch him, and I couldn't even watch his Baked stream because it's too boring.

 

[Instapot]

PPP knows he won't be able to continue This Week In Cuckada. TWIC was his only good show and it's cancelled - he's not even pretending it will work without the Surfer. That and his streams shitting on Fuentes and Baked Alaska are the only reason I watch him, and I couldn't even watch his Baked stream because it's too boring.

Is Surfer forcing you to listen buddy.

 

[NetVet]

I will agree with the sentiment that his Baked stream was a bore. That much is true.

Also, like I said, no e-celebs EVER. They're all lame (except the mythical king AURINI).

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

PPP knows he won't be able to continue This Week In Cuckada. TWIC was his only good show and it's cancelled - he's not even pretending it will work without the Surfer. That and his streams shitting on Fuentes and Baked Alaska are the only reason I watch him, and I couldn't even watch his Baked stream because it's too boring.

This Week In Cuckada is nothing compared to what is coming our way, PPP is beginning the homeless completely self-aware meta cow arc. You're just too much of a philistine to appreciate it.

 

[Disheveled Human]

PPP knows he won't be able to continue This Week In Cuckada. TWIC was his only good show and it's cancelled - he's not even pretending it will work without the Surfer. That and his streams shitting on Fuentes and Baked Alaska are the only reason I watch him, and I couldn't even watch his Baked stream because it's too boring.

Who knows dude they might end up patching things up when PPP realizes that living with surfer is his best option. They just had a falling out and it takes time for both of them to process it. Not saying they will live together again but being on welfare in canada is not enough to rent your own place you basically have to room with other people unless you find government housing.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Even if they patch things up i don't know when surfers butthole will recover

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Even if they patch things up i don't know when surfers butthole will recover

It's not about it recovering so much as adapting to the BIG DAWG'S HAWG