Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Who knows dude they might end up patching things up when PPP realizes that living with surfer is his best option. They just had a falling out and it takes time for both of them to process it. Not saying they will live together again but being on welfare in canada is not enough to rent your own place you basically have to room with other people unless you find government housing.
Surfer was charging the guy $400 a month in rent, buying groceries, cooking for him and cleaning up after him.

I think that Surfer had the best intentions but it's probably stunted PPP's development. PPP is caught in a tough place, he wants to make a career out of creating content but the year is 2021 and everyone with his beliefs have been deplatformed, prosecuted and in some cases their banks have closed their accounts YEARS ago. Godwinsons wisdom about this all just being a hobby at best more true than when he first said it. It's can't ever be a job for PPP, he won't be able to get exposed to new audiences to sustain growth, he won't be able to be on convenient platforms and he won't have easy fundraising platforms like patreon.

I don't have any sympathy for PPP despite loving his content in this situation because he's been a complete kike towards Surfer. PPP was a financial drain on Surfer and when he was confronted he gaslit and tried to intimidate him with violence. Surfer was right in saying that he has been acting like his father and that he is the man of the household. PPP is acting towards Surfer in the same way that a rebellious teen throws a tantrum at their parent. It's time for him to grow up.
 
at least the trs guys have a plan and are organising
their sphere has been growing a lot the past year. their podcasts are garbage but I respect the serious journalism from national-justice and what NJP / PF are doing.
my one real unironic problem with PPP and Surfer is they always fall back on "start a family and organise in your local community" whenever someone points out that they attack everyone who is politically organising and never back anyone, when they're both dysfunctional outcasts who don't do either of those two things they preach. At least surfer is doing his small part by not wearing the mask and wants to pursue this vaccine civil suit thing. PPP is just a fat slob that sits in discord all day eating doritos talking about eceleb drama with his circlejerk. most of what he does he justifies because it entertains spergs on kiwifarms - how does that help our race? the only important stuff he's done for our people is attacking subversives like Fuentes and Baked Alaska.
Oh fuck we actually got some unironic trs tards up in this thread. :story: :story:

I tought the new Baked stream was kino as fuck. Its what Rieketa stream should be.
 
The thing I've found strangest in the post-breakup pages of this thread: tons of talk of Surfer's supposed schizophrenia, but (almost?) none of PPP's having been for ages a (more or less admitted) congenital liar.
Hes an obese preacher with more vices then fingers. I tought that was given from the get go. The content he has produced has also always been about making mountains out of molehills.
While this level of surfermania is pretty new.
 
at least the trs guys have a plan and are organising
their sphere has been growing a lot the past year. their podcasts are garbage but I respect the serious journalism from national-justice and what NJP / PF are doing.
my one real unironic problem with PPP and Surfer is they always fall back on "start a family and organise in your local community" whenever someone points out that they attack everyone who is politically organising and never back anyone, when they're both dysfunctional outcasts who don't do either of those two things they preach. At least surfer is doing his small part by not wearing the mask and wants to pursue this vaccine civil suit thing. PPP is just a fat slob that sits in discord all day eating doritos talking about eceleb drama with his circlejerk. most of what he does he justifies because it entertains spergs on kiwifarms - how does that help our race? the only important stuff he's done for our people is attacking subversives like Fuentes and Baked Alaska.
OY VEY HOW DARE THEY CRITICIZE OUR LEADER KIKE ENOCH. At least PPP doesn’t pretend to be saving the white race while also being married to a Jewish supremacist drag queen aficionado, running interference for pederasts (Ghoul, Dante) and feds (Jayoh, Heimbach), and leading naive spergs into honeypots. Do you also think Mike was able to walk away from Cville charges with no representation because he owned the judge with facts and logic?

The NJP only exists because the legal status of a political party makes the principals harder to fuck with in court. That’s it. Smartest thing they’ve ever done, but you’re delusional if you think it has legs beyond that. The “plan” is to solicit d’nations so Mike doesn’t have to work a real job ever again.
 
OY VEY HOW DARE THEY CRITICIZE OUR LEADER KIKE ENOCH. At least PPP doesn’t pretend to be saving the white race while also being married to a Jewish supremacist drag queen aficionado, running interference for pederasts (Ghoul, Dante) and feds (Jayoh, Heimbach), and leading naive spergs into honeypots. Do you also think Mike was able to walk away from Cville charges with no representation because he owned the judge with facts and logic?

The NJP only exists because the legal status of a political party makes the principals harder to fuck with in court. That’s it. Smartest thing they’ve ever done, but you’re delusional if you think it has legs beyond that. The “plan” is to solicit d’nations so Mike doesn’t have to work a real job ever again.
What did Ghoul do? I've heard him being called a pedo but never heard the details
 
It can't ever be a job for PPP
It can't be a job for PPP because he cannot accept donations, him taking the hardcore anti-grift stance essentially locked him out of that option. Jim can get away with it because he is the internet dad of thousands of people, PPP not so much. Also if PPP started accepting donations and superchats it would degrade his content because instead of Surfer interjecting which can be a good thing it would be some sperg in chat donating $20 to get PPP to read a comment about how Hitler is great. It is obvious that he can grow a channel though, because when I started watching him early last year during the Ralph and faith saga he was getting sub 100 viewers now he is closing in on around 400-500 and thats with his main channel being banned.
 
Ashton claims to have done a year or two of law or pre-law. Appears he paid attention to course content as opposed to Rackets
There is no prelaw Bachelors program in Canada, you need a bachelors degree to get into law school. Most people who go into law school get their bachelors in political science.

If PPP did spend two years of political science that makes him worse than Ralph cause at least Ralph completed all 4 years of his degree having only dropped out for not paying expensive parking tickets.

What I heard was that PPP took law class in high school, where you also do mock trials based on real life cases. When I took one of the law classes in highschool one of the cases we had was based on Oscar Pistorious.
 
Honestly hearing surfer's schizo take on the vaccine made me more likely to take the vaccine. The surety of 'Everyone who takes the vaccine is going to die in 2 years' made me pause greatly. Still not pro vaccine cause it doesnt work but I'm also not willing to associate with folks that think on the level of 'nanobots in the vaccine'.

Rock - me - HardPlace...Both sides suck.
 
Honestly hearing surfer's schizo take on the vaccine made me more likely to take the vaccine. The surety of 'Everyone who takes the vaccine is going to die in 2 years' made me pause greatly. Still not pro vaccine cause it doesnt work but I'm also not willing to associate with folks that think on the level of 'nanobots in the vaccine'.

Rock - me - HardPlace...Both sides suck.
There's legitimate reasons to avoid the vax like the plague and talk to your doctor about treatments instead, just in case you do catch the coof. That being said, Surfer is fast becoming the kind of guy who'd incline you to the opposite of what he says to do simply because of how he's absorbing and regurgitating info without 100% mathematical efficiency
 
Surfer's words don't necessarily match Surfer's actions
according to the word of an admitted liar PPP. imagine trusting the fat piggy over someone with true convictions like Surfer. PPP is an incel who will say anything to throw his friend under the bus when his own ego is hurt. Imagine believing Surfer was the mentally ill one in their friendship when PPP is literally a morbidly obese incel who hasn't had a job for over a year and sleeps on Surfer's couch almost rent free while surfer buys all his groceries and cleans up after him. The only conclusion one can make is that people in this thread are all themselves obese incels who want to believe their self-insert e-daddy btfo'd a Chad like Surfer. Surfer fucked your e-daddy's crush and it meant nothing to him lmao. cope more nerd :)
 
imagine trusting the fat piggy over someone with true convictions like Surfer.
"Women shouldn't vote. Women should not be in the workforce. Women are the worst police officers. Women can'tMOMMY COP HELP ME! THE FAT MAN SAID HE WAS GONNA PUSH ME DOWN, SIT ON MY FACE AND SAID "I'M GONNA FINISH WHAT HITLER STARTED!"
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according to the word of an admitted liar PPP. imagine trusting the fat piggy over someone with true convictions like Surfer. PPP is an incel who will say anything to throw his friend under the bus when his own ego is hurt. Imagine believing Surfer was the mentally ill one in their friendship when PPP is literally a morbidly obese incel who hasn't had a job for over a year and sleeps on Surfer's couch almost rent free while surfer buys all his groceries and cleans up after him. The only conclusion one can make is that people in this thread are all themselves obese incels who want to believe their self-insert e-daddy btfo'd a Chad like Surfer. Surfer fucked your e-daddy's crush and it meant nothing to him lmao. cope more nerd :)
They both are incel losers. Surfer is a legit schizo and it’s only a matter of time till he stabbed PPP in his sleep and then started a cooking with surfer: PPPork Chops. Not saying PPP wouldn’t be partially responsible for contributing to surfers schizophrenia.

Just sit back and enjoy watching the white trash drama
 
There's legitimate reasons to avoid the vax like the plague and talk to your doctor about treatments instead, just in case you do catch the coof. That being said, Surfer is fast becoming the kind of guy who'd incline you to the opposite of what he says to do simply because of how he's absorbing and regurgitating info without 100% mathematical efficiency
i understand fully but im in a position where i might be 'required' to get it and hearing surfers comments made me realize how insane it sounds. Why add mental stress to something my body will just shed? Can't help being lower-middle class when the elite are doing this move. "hill to die upon" is dumb because there will always be more battles and realistically unless you're in a position to fight 'sacrificing everything' in this moment seems retarded.
 
according to the word of an admitted liar PPP. imagine trusting the fat piggy over someone with true convictions like Surfer. PPP is an incel who will say anything to throw his friend under the bus when his own ego is hurt. Imagine believing Surfer was the mentally ill one in their friendship when PPP is literally a morbidly obese incel who hasn't had a job for over a year and sleeps on Surfer's couch almost rent free while surfer buys all his groceries and cleans up after him. The only conclusion one can make is that people in this thread are all themselves obese incels who want to believe their self-insert e-daddy btfo'd a Chad like Surfer. Surfer fucked your e-daddy's crush and it meant nothing to him lmao. cope more nerd :)
They're both insane for different reasons. Yin and yang.
 
i understand fully but im in a position where i might be 'required' to get it and hearing surfers comments made me realize how insane it sounds. Why add mental stress to something my body will just shed? Can't help being lower-middle class when the elite are doing this move. "hill to die upon" is dumb because there will always be more battles and realistically unless you're in a position to fight 'sacrificing everything' in this moment seems retarded.
There's simply too much at stake and too much going on for anyone to get the vax simply because they might be forced to. If it's a matter of working in medicine, then my condolences since healthcare workers are the first hit and hardest to fight for in this case since everyone, even those who pay attention, think MAs and nurses etc. should get the vax instead of going through proven treatments and thriving with natural immunity.

If you're in medicine, I'm sorry this is burdening you and I hope you find a way out of having to take it. It's cruel and inhumane to force you into this experimental nightmare just because you're in constant contact with the sick.
If you're not in medicine, then for the love of God please try to find another job or something before it comes to that. However difficult it might be, I guarantee that it's better than the potential alternative.

Leaving a link to the mega thread once more for clarity: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/covid-mrna-vaccine-info-general.91413/
God's speed, kiwi fren

Just sit back and enjoy watching the white trash drama
Exactly. I like this Canadian adaptation of white trash drama a lot more than the American version. No emotionally vulnerable and unstable teenagers getting impregnated with her porn vid leaked, no dogs being cooked alive in an oven or hung over a chair, no pedophiles, no incest rape with a dementia mom, no gunt kisses...
Feels good to watch a trashfire that isn't actually ruining lives for once.
 
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