Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[MagmaStalker]

Do you think she has to pay more for her fattoos? Or does she just suck off the "artist" scribbling on her?

 

[NoReturn]

And she's loud as fuck in the airport and on the plane.

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Who's taking care of Bowie this time?

She posted two "stories" of Bowie eating a spaghetti noodle. Gotta get those Bowie likes before mommy goes on her vacaaaaaaaaayyy.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

She better be careful in Alaska, the natives will mistake her for a prize seal and harpoon her.

Had a friend that lived in Anchorage in the 80s, and she had copies of a mag called Alaska Men. It was nothing but bachelors looking for wives.
The only drawback was you had to move to Alaska to be with them.
There were some mighty fine men in that magazine, but I didn't want to live in Alaska. Visit? Yes. But to live there? No. I like the cold, but not three months of darkness.
I wonder how Tess will be received by the local men? She may find someone that doesn't care about the chub, they just want a woman. And her extra blubber would cut down on the heating bills.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Another vacation for Tess urgh, she goes away at least once a month yet she had the nerve a while back to say she's never away cuz she's too busy being a full time mawm

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

She better be careful in Alaska, the natives will mistake her for a prize seal and harpoon her.

Had a friend that lived in Anchorage in the 80s, and she had copies of a mag called Alaska Men. It was nothing but bachelors looking for wives.
The only drawback was you had to move to Alaska to be with them.
There were some mighty fine men in that magazine, but I didn't want to live in Alaska. Visit? Yes. But to live there? No. I like the cold, but not three months of darkness.
I wonder how Tess will be received by the local men? She may find someone that doesn't care about the chub, they just want a woman. And her extra blubber would cut down on the heating bills.

Alaskans don't care for outsiders, especially if they don't try to integrate with local culture. She's going to be a noisy, nasty, obnoxious bitch, and she's going to have a shit time because they're not going to be accommodating to her California bullshit. Why is she there anyway?

 

[Oscar Winner]

They're on the LAX shuttle.

Tess, bereft from having been at home alone with her own child for approximately two weeks, is traveling to ALASKA with her current hair gay and his man? And she's loud as fuck in the airport and on the plane.

Funny that we were just talking about Nadia, and here she is. There's a whole bunch of them going. Nadia and partner, Nadias sister, Ezri and Luca, and someone else.

One thing I didn't see posted already is this one.

That is Tess. Pulling up her shirt to flash her bra. In the middle of the airport.

 

[NoReturn]

 

[Cripple]

Funny that we were just talking about Nadia, and here she is. There's a whole bunch of them going. Nadia and partner, Nadias sister, Ezri and Luca, and someone else.

One thing I didn't see posted already is this one. View attachment 2540320
That is Tess. Pulling up her shirt to flash her bra. In the middle of the airport.

Careful Tess. Another deathfat was kicked off a plane for doing the same recently.

It was Alaska Airlines too.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Tess should be careful, the Inuit in Alaska are legally allowed to hunt whales

 

[Oscar Winner]

Careful Tess. Another deathfat was kicked off a plane for doing the same recently.

It was Alaska Airlines too.

They refunded her three tickets. Three. Was she travelling alone?

Tess should be careful, the Inuit in Alaska are legally allowed to hunt whales

I wonder what's going to happen when she's as loud and obnoxious as she was in Mexico.

In other news, she got her hair done again the other day. Why does she always make this dumb thick jaw looking face?
And some other shit that maybe won't happen, like the cornrow photo shoot... ?

Or... Nadia and Luca, is this a work/vacay thing?

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

For a super busy single mawm with no safety net she sure goes a lot on vacay. Every month it seems?

I'm glad tho, this gives Bowie time away from her. Sometimes those short times with an actual functioning adult can carry a kid through their teenage years. I'm really rooting for both of the boys they did not choose their trashbag mother and they deserve so much better.

 

[Cripple]

They refunded her three tickets. Three. Was she travelling alone?

Makes you wonder how many tickets Tess had to buy, because three seats is usually a row, yes?

 

[Water-T]

You just know that white trailer trash Tess is one of those gross people who take their shoes off on the plane.

I feel sorry for all the passengers that will be forced to look at and smell her splayed hooves.

 

[multiverse]

So after 3 vacations during June and July (Mexico, Palm Springs, Mississippi), Tess is back in an AirBnB in Alaska with the last of her friends, and probably using the megre child support she receives for Bowie. You can talk to Bowie on FaceTime all week, Nick! In fact, just keep an eye on him for her, will you?

They seem to be planning a photo shoot of some sort but it's probably for Nadia.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Hourglass figure knee

 

[veri]

Why does she always make this dumb thick jaw looking face?

another face slimming pose. admittedly it does work a good bit of the time but not if you weigh like half a tonne.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

What a beautiful place. Alaska doesn’t deserve to be polluted by the thundering herd of Long Beach trash. A trip like this will be completely wasted on Tess and will leave a sour taste in the mouths of any locals who may not have encountered Californians before.

ETA:

I've met plenty of cool Californians but they're generally born and raised. The problem is the talentless trailer trash like tess who move to LA because they're delusional and want to be famous in some way

Yes, it’s the trailer park rejects from flyover middle of fuckyounobodycares parts of America that come out to California high off their misinformed impression of what their movie star futures will become that shit up our reputation. The only consolation, if there is any, is that born and raised Californians find them just as cringe and unnecessary as the rest of you do. Tess might suppress her accent but that’s just one of a million different tells all communicating at all times “I AM A FRAUD. I AM NOT FROM HERE.”

Sometimes (most times) they eventually give up and move back home, where they proceed to malign us bitterly in an attempt to spare their own bruised egos for having been rejected by that which they ignorantly romanticized for so long. Which would be a nice reprieve except there are all the time more of these deluded useless eaters pouring in so they can shoot their shot.

There are a million gorgeous places in this country, and I wish just for once Mississippi would send its rejects SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Spoiler: California Dreamin’

My all-time favorite is the particular flavor of transplant that acts like they deserve accolades for growing up somewhere cold. Like. Okay? You’re right, we *don’t* know what it’s like to live through winters where the temperature reaches negative fuckyourmother degrees. Does the accident of our birth make our character worse while the accident of yours makes you virtuous? We have the fifth largest economy in the world so yes you ARE going to see hot bitches walking around in unnecessary and expensive winter wear the three times a year the weather allows for it because that shit is cute and they can afford it. If that triggers you, do us all a favor and do what you’re going to eventually do anyway and just move back to Wisconsin now. K thanks.

 

[Din Djarin]

I would love to see Alaska one day. There's so much hiking to do and nature to just... look at and appreciate. I have a feeling messy Tessy and her crew won't appreciate any of it.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Anorexic behavior

 

[NoReturn]

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These just look like Walmart people. None of this screams "Classy rich people on vacation."