Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[timewave0]

Schizopost for fun

Would say this is PPPs brother Kroc (could his real name be kris) but the date doesn’t quite line up. Same with the age (PPP being around 26-27),

But PPP being on ODSP I wouldn’t doubt it (Ontario disability support program)

Just as we know PPP will not keep it clean as we know with his toilet shitting

Kris with a K is usually for women though no? I kinda doubt he’s on ODSP, I think COVID-related gibs for job loss are through another program. It definitely could be him still, his brother might’ve called it ODSP as a stand-in for COVID gibs

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jR31yx4RJV4

Spoiler: Archive

https://archive.md/lMDOz

 

[American Bullfrog]

Ashton grabbed RJ by the hips and licked his lips. The gargantuan man’s jowls were jiggling with jovial pleasure as he mounted his roommate, laughing heartily. “W-what are ya doin’ there, buddy?” RJ asked, his voice cracking both from his fear and Ashton’s pressing girth.
“I’m giving’ ya the vaccine there.” RJ shuddered. He could feel the nanobors pumping through his backside. It hurt and was changing his DNA.
“Please don’t kill my soul, buddy!” RJ shrieked helplessly under the Big Dawg’s aggressive pumping. After what felt like hours, Ashton finished and collapsed on top of his roommate. Tears silently fell from RJ. It was not just his DNA that had changed.

 

[Sammich]

Would say this is PPPs brother Kroc (could his real name be kris) but the date doesn’t quite line up. Same with the age (PPP being around 26-27),

He's been on stream with him a few times and they've shown his face and called him braydo.. He was the dude wearing the shriners hat in the ronnie ralph/video game stream. He was in a few videos when they reviewed some different strains of weed as well.
I've been watching PPP way too long, heh.

 

[American Bullfrog]

@Crystal Golem

I tried.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

> Be me
> Best friend moves in
> We get internet famous
> I fuck a girl he likes
> He freaks out, assaults me, gives me brain damage from 10 mathematically-precise rabbit punches to the back of the head
> Friend says he could rape me
> Now I'm retarded AND schizophrenic
> Kick friend out
> Friend apologizes, implies homosexual sex having taken place, despite my memories
> Friend promises not to be violent, moves back in
> Internet show takes off
> e-clout goes to both of our heads
> After continuous interruptions, friend threatens me again
> Threatens me again off camera, I call the cops
> Friend records and posts call to police
> Rivalry begins
> 5 hour stream with 20 minutes of talking, playing awful music, complaining about a woman coming between me and my friend, airing all the dirty laundry, but then saying I didn't want to bury the guy and still wanted to be friends
> Friends naked motel streams begin
> Now sitting in my apartment, drunk, stoned, schizophrenic, and no one to interrupt.

 

[n0mad]

Surfer make an account.

 

[nyess]

So basically what has been learned since this breakup:

PPP is some fat retarded manchild who leeches off others, who can't figure out how to clean his own ass and who has a lot more in common with the lolcows he makes fun of then is willing to admit

Surfer for all he has to offer for someone like PPP is mentally unstable

So basically what people already ascertain when watching their videos

 

[waffle]

Kris with a K is usually for women though no? I kinda doubt he’s on ODSP, I think COVID-related gibs for job loss are through another program. It definitely could be him still, his brother might’ve called it ODSP as a stand-in for COVID gibs

I know at least one guy who is a K-Kris, I'm pretty sure his full name is like Kristof of something European like that.

 

[TadGhostal22]

I think I had a similar fight with my best friend in college

I am really sorry I stopped talking to him. I hope they bury the hatchet one day.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Welcome to the Abyss...

 

[bread n circuses]

beggars can't be choosers. in this case an obese incel who throws temper tantrums, poos on the toilet seat and is unwilling to get a job should be relieved someone in his life is willing to tolerate his shit (literally) and let him sleep on the couch for only 400 a month.

Surfer's cleaning skills are uncontested - even Godwinson was impressed at how clean Surfer keeps home! A real feat when you are living with an obese perpetual manchild like PPP. And that's not even mentioning Surfer's gourmet cooking skills. PPP is lucky to have such a mensch as his best friend.

Just wanna say that your dedicated alogging in this thread has been immensely entertaining.

 

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I know at least one guy who is a K-Kris, I'm pretty sure his full name is like Kristof of something European like that.

Actually now that you mention it, I know a guy named Kris too. It’s a Dutch thing I think. If this ad is for PPP then that’s pretty fucking funny — “quite [sic] and respectful” is a pretty optimistic portrayal of him from what I’ve seen of PPP

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

I am really sorry I stopped talking to him. I hope they bury the hatchet one day.

I once kicked the shit out of a bud, threatened him with a knife because he pissed me off, and he had not heeded my warnings of aforementioned acts.

He apologised and we still talk.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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Idk if I'm the fag or not here (let's be real it's me)

Updooted.

Oh no! Did you lose your upboats there, buddy? Better take your narwhals and your bacons and go back to reddit where you belong.

 

[High Tea]

I was looking for a Godwinson video and this has a recent upload date. Is this new? Is Godwinson speaking from beyond the grave? It is not listed as a reupload.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Schizopost for fun

Would say this is PPPs brother Kroc (could his real name be kris) but the date doesn’t quite line up. Same with the age (PPP being around 26-27),

But PPP being on ODSP I wouldn’t doubt it (Ontario disability support program)

Just as we know PPP will not keep it clean as we know with his toilet shitting

His brother's name is Braydon.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashton-joel-parks-peoples-populist-press-ppp.69524/post-6467677

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

textbook bipolar ex girlfriend

m.youtube.com

Thanks Johnny, astute as ever.

 

[bread n circuses]

I once kicked the shit out of a bud, threatened him with a knife because he pissed me off, and he had not heeded my warnings of aforementioned acts.

He apologised and we still talk.

Man, this KF thread is unironically more amusing than the actual situation. PPP attracts filth, retardation, and autism like a big pile of shit attracts flies.

 

[JewishCensorship]

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