Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[malcontent]

PPP FTW

 

[Absurdity]

The net effect is this: PPP is in untested waters without Surfer. His current schtick is not going to hold up without the formerly based interjections and tangents of Surfer. The separation drama will need constant escalation but in the end, PPP has crested. Surfer's issues with PPP should have been resolved in alpha mode and not in the scorned housewife omega mode who stashes every little gripe over the years to carpet bomb an argument. Surfer has no chance to recover after the cop call no matter how he tries to spin it. Mathematically, it can't be done. PPP might spin this as losing an extra 82 kilos, but any weight gain from now on will seem as emotional eating and gay. He's locked into the self-improvement arc and stuck trying to replace the variety that boosted his streams. In his rush to dominate and humiliate Surfer in mid-sperg, I don't think he realized he was helping to kill his own brand at the same time.

Gotta figure it out there buddy or it's RIPPP!

 

[Laura Loomer]

No, I think you've completely missed all my points. It's not a serious show and the people getting triggered by this are the ones hanging from PPP's every word like he's giving them some gospel that goes straight to their soul.

You keep melting the fuck down because according to you people take ppp too seriously. I suspect you're taking the people too seriously taking ppp too seriously.

In general, I suspected ppp protected surfer from much spergery online even before he said the same thing yesterday. If surfer keeps streaming giving schizo takes fueled with alcohol he's going to end up the bigger cow.

Edit: PPP made content before Surfer came along, I felt like this needed pointing out since a lot of you seem to think it' always been a 2 for 1 deal.

 

[Crystal Golem]

If surfer keeps streaming giving schizo takes fueled with alcohol

So what he's been doing since he has been online? You guys loved surfer doing that before PPP told you not to.

PPP SEETHING AND COPING WHILE KING SURFER SITS IN THE CASTLE. IT'S A SAD DAY FOR THE PIG HAWG THERE!

 

[JewishCensorship]

You keep melting the fuck down because according to you people take ppp too seriously. I suspect you're taking the people too seriously taking ppp too seriously.

In general, I suspected ppp protected surfer from much spergery online even before he said the same thing yesterday. If surfer keeps streaming giving schizo takes fueled with alcohol he's going to end up the bigger cow.

I'm loving all the spergery personally. You are one of the spergs crying about surfer interrupting your lord PPP.

 

[gaystoner]

Great thumbnail tbh

 

[malcontent]

As a fellow leaf this is the kinda content i love from ppp

https://twitter.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1438660496761163777

im with ppp surfer was annoying the way he always derailed the show.

 

[Crystal Golem]

BLESSED KING SURFER, LORD OF COON TUNES HAS BANISHED THE PPPEASANT TO THE ROACH MOTEL!

 

[Disheveled Human]

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BLESSED KING SURFER, LORD OF COON TUNES HAS BANISHED THE PPPEASANT TO THE ROACH MOTEL!

I used to love surfer until I found out he is a cop calling kike.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I used to love surfer until I found out he is a cop calling KING.

FTFY

 

[Laura Loomer]

So what he's been doing since he has been online? You guys loved surfer doing that before PPP told you not to.

PPP SEETHING AND COPING WHILE KING SUrFER SITS IN THE CASTLE. IT'S A SAD DAY FOR THE PIG HAWG THERE!

I know you're just trying to shit things up, but you're missing my point. Surfer now has nobody to focus him, which is why he's just been rambling for the better part of an hour on stream and still haven't officially started his show as I type this. I feel kinda bad for him but if he insists on setting himself on fire for our amusement I'm going to watch it.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Surfer now has nobody to focus him, which is why he's just been rambling for the better part of an hour on stream and still haven't officially started his show as I type this.

Yeah dude it's a dope stream of conciousness off the cuff look into the brutal sincerity of mental illness. It's fuckin way more kino than anything PPP's pouty ass has come up with lately.

 

[malcontent]

Yeah dude it's a dope stream of conciousness off the cuff look into the brutal sincerity of mental illness. It's fuckin way more kino than anything PPP's pouty ass has come up with lately.

worst take

 

[Laura Loomer]

Yeah dude it's a dope stream of conciousness off the cuff look into the brutal sincerity of mental illness. It's fuckin way more kino than anything PPP's pouty ass has come up with lately.

Eh yeah, which is what I said right after that
QUOTE ME ACCURATELY!

 

[Crystal Golem]

Eh yeah, which is what I said right after that
QUOTE ME ACCURATELY!

Well I'm glad you can finally agree that this is more kino than PPP's latest drivel. Maybe this thread can be fun after all.

 

[Techno-primitivist]

My wildest hope is that this meltdown gets the Anglo out of his normie retirement, dropping his hot takes on the situation.

One can only dream...

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Edit: PPP made content before Surfer came along, I felt like this needed pointing out since a lot of you seem to think it' always been a 2 for 1 deal

I've only been watching for a few months, since chrimbo I guess, and I thought it was PPP s gaff, and Surfer (or perhaps SURFINK, just to stir the pot) was a mate who occasionally wandered in. Kinda thought Surfer was PPPs carer tho, you know came in to make sure PPP wasn't stuck in the bath et al.

feel kinda bad for him but if he insists on setting himself on fire for our amusement I'm going to watch it.

Surfer has the exploitation potential of The Chan hisself. Seriously, known lots of people with mental health issues blah blah blah, Surfer could end up getting fucked over by his new fanbase (made up mostly, it seems, of PPP haydurs).

Bets on Surfer making 30 with onlyusemeblade type fans in chat?

 

[Crystal Golem]

I call this one "Heaven and Hell"

 

[arabianights]

I know this is in the realms of schizo posting, but PPP's behavior gives credence to those old theories that Kraut couldn't get Metokur to attack the dissident right so he got this autistic retard to do it instead. "Wow, he's shitting on nickels, one of the easiest targets ever, epic content!" Some of us did that on 4chan in like 2019 when this faggot was doing shows with EMJ and saying religion was more important than race. I'm pretty sure godwinson was even in those old threads because a lot of the shit said ended up in his 3 part takedown that he did on Fuentes.

Raligion IS more important than race.
nick saying it, doesn't automatically make it untrue

 

[JCDenthog]

I really want to watch the Surfer stream but I don't have the endurance for it tonight. I can only hope Surfer is going tit for tat with PPP so we get the ultimate falling out saga with every autistic embarrassing detail laid out for our amusement.