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[Hippopatumus]

Why would you post about drugs on the same account you post your guns on. Especially when there is a LOT of attention your way. Good lord.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Health​

Anyway. Alyssa has (deep breath here): hypermobility, EDS, broken spine, paralysis, fibro, gastroparesis, “severe” IBS, chronic bronchitis, seizures, asthma, fainting, nosebleeds, nausea, partial deafness, dental issues, chronic fatigue, incontinence, rectal bleeding, surgically removed benign tumors, a history with cancer, burns, no feeling in her hands and feet, brittle bones, repeatedly broken ribs, a compromised immune system, surgery-requiring skin conditions, ganglion cysts, “general” mobility issues, something that makes burping physically impossible, surgically corrected lisp, a stutter, migraines, and “extreme pain”. She was even bedbound at one point, and needs a wheelchair. And that’s just the physical stuff!

The inability to burp is Retrograde Cricopharyngeal Dysfunction and the subreddit, r/noburp, is an interesting mix: munchies looking for something unique to base their self-image around, and people with sad tummies who are glad to find out there's a treatment.

However, I suspect that Alyssa, she of the rat rescue, grabbed this condition because rats can't burp or vomit.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

I'm pretty sure most of the growers in California are packing heat. The rule is that if you're out in the woods and you find an illegal grow, you nope the fuck out retracing your steps as closely as possible. There's tiger traps and shit out there.

The legal growers I've talked to (sample size: 4) all seem like the gun-owning type. One of them threatened to shoot my co-worker, but I don't know what the full legality of her setup was.

Anyone expecting the ATF to come in with a tank is going to be disappointed.

Spoiler: Drug sperging

Not just the growers but all parts of the trade. Because it’s still technically federally illegal no bank will touch the money. This has led to almost all business being conducted cash only. Thieves very quickly figured this out and were knocking over dispensaries cause they would have $20-30k in cash sitting there. The growers and sellers response to this was to hire a guy or 2 to basically live in the back room with an AR-15. This led to a few hilarious shootouts in dispensaries in Colorado before word got out.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I'm not a gunsperg, so I wonder if someone could answer a question for me...
So, Bonnie showed up at their house, armed, while Krazy Kuku Kindness quit. The tranchers all open carry, right? I don't know how concealed carrying works in CO. So, if someone shows up to your house with a gun on their hip, and comes on/into your property/home, do you have any rights there?

Colorado is open-carry, but Denver is most definitely not. Last time I was there, even with a permit, open-carry was a big no no, especially places like Littleton & Aurora.

The legal growers I've talked to (sample size: 4) all seem like the gun-owning type. One of them threatened to shoot my co-worker, but I don't know what the full legality of her setup was.

Anyone expecting the ATF to come in with a tank is going to be disappointed.

Doesn't matter; if they're growing, it's federal.
And besides; it's not like the Tranch is a fee & tax-paying, State-sponsored grow op that hires a couple guys with clean records & security permits to sit on an warehouse or facility, and one of them admits to blazing a spliff. The ATF has brought the boot down on many for far less.

Sure, they'll have the political sob-story & clout, but there's a point when the feds can't ignore it anymore, especially when it involves firearms & taxes.

 

[It's DVS Motherfucker]

She claimed she had just lost a baby before starting the job...


I think that might be a Samoan man...

Imagine being the one Samoan not good enough for the football field or wrestling ring. Trooning out must look like his only option. Myself, I'd grab some rope and climb a coconut tree.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This woman is going to die young and likely violently from her own or other's actions, accidentally or on purpose.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

This woman is going to die young and likely violently from her own or other's actions, accidentally or on purpose.

And that would be the best case scenario because she is crazy enough to take someone with her.

I don't know what the heck is wrong with Kindness's family, but it's a relief that probably none of the three kids will have kids. That family line needs to die out.

 

[Trianon]

@Nothing To See Here Bravo on that writeup! The list of disabilities ... child.

My question is whether we have evidence about Amelia's disabilities beyond Alyssa's say-so. Alyssa might be diagnosing both of them, when Amelia just has like one issue that she had to go to the hospital for a few times. Whatever it is, clearly the attention Amelia (and brother) got ate Alyssa alive.

She definitely deserves her own thread, especially if she cuts ties with the Tranch eventually. She has it all.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Doesn't matter; if they're growing, it's federal.
And besides; it's not like the Tranch is a fee & tax-paying, State-sponsored grow op that hires a couple guys with clean records & security permits to sit on an warehouse or facility, and one of them admits to blazing a spliff. The ATF has brought the boot down on many for far less.

Sure, they'll have the political sob-story & clout, but there's a point when the feds can't ignore it anymore, especially when it involves firearms & taxes.

I wasn't under the impression that they were planning a commercial-scale grow. Apparently Colorado allows for six plants per adult for personal use. So Uncle Sam's not missing their slice of cheddar like they are with big cartel grows.

Also, you know they're going to fuck this up as hilariously as they fuck up everything else.

They're going to build a shitty and half-assed hoop house with saran wrap, one of the alpacas is going to get hungry and kick in the wall, and the remains of the wrap are going to decorate their barbed wire fence for the next decade.

 

[Meriasek]

I'm kinda surprised they're not a full grow-op. You'd think that'd be the perfect way to go for a bunch of pseudo-hippie degenerates.
On the other hand, entry to the alpaca game is probably easier, and there's less paperwork involved. Also, I doubt growing hemp is very efficient in the places the troons could afford to buy a farm in.
Not to mention that at heart, these are still men who want to do manly things.

 

[The Angry Polack]

If Kindness can get anything to grow on the tranch I'll believe she really does have magical powers

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I cant wait until she says that the Tranch is LITERALLY KILLING HER.

Bro this will totally happen, even kevin who bends over backwards to try and make his outward image a squeaky clean as possible, avoid occasional spergin Road about how the place is “literally suffocating“ him.

@0 1 put it to a vote? , 2 weeks, 3 weeks , a month etc…

 

[Dvsilverwing]

I wasn't under the impression that they were planning a commercial-scale grow. Apparently Colorado allows for six plants per adult for personal use. So Uncle Sam's not missing their slice of cheddar like they are with big cartel grows.

They still can't AFAIK because possession of cannabis and a firearm is a federal charge I believe. Same reason you can't have firearms and weed w/ a medical card.

 

[Shig O'nella]

@Nothing To See Here Bravo on that writeup! The list of disabilities ... child.

My question is whether we have evidence about Amelia's disabilities beyond Alyssa's say-so. Alyssa might be diagnosing both of them, when Amelia just has like one issue that she had to go to the hospital for a few times. Whatever it is, clearly the attention Amelia (and brother) got ate Alyssa alive.

She definitely deserves her own thread, especially if she cuts ties with the Tranch eventually. She has it all.

Thirding. That'd make a fine OP for her own thread, and she is definitely interesting enough in a "car crash on a runaway train during a firebombing" sort of way to rate her own thread,

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

So very gay.

Edit to say: TIL the youths have decided that shaving one's hair is "gay."

The undercut/shaving one side of your head is considered "queer" because it makes most people look unsightly, resulting in ugly people claiming it for their own.

Besides the weird way kweers and troons are obsessed with how I'm Gay they are, I figured the sidecut became associated with being 'gay' in a more convoluted way. Early in Kev's thread there was a discussion of social media troons trying extremely hard to appropriate cyberpunk and punk in general. A lot of that side of lgbt actually think scifi was invented by troons and that cyberpunk is innately queer. Punk aesthetic has become completely mainstream for consoomers, all the rebelliousness of sticking it to the man with all the safety of never leaving your room, and getting art of your communist fursona punching Nazi furries.

It's a style I like, but it's gone the way of vaporwave colors (tranny pastel pink and blue) and people who don't get colorful dyejobs because they don't want to be associated with danger hairs.

 

[0 0]

Bro this will totally happen, even kevin who bends over backwards to try and make his outward image a squeaky clean as possible, avoid occasional spergin Road about how the place is “literally suffocating“ him.

@0 1 put it to a vote? , 2 weeks, 3 weeks , a month etc…

Sorry, but that's a bit underwhelming for a poll, I feel. Amusing, but too specific and simple.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Besides the weird way kweers and troons are obsessed with how I'm Gay they are, I figured the sidecut became associated with being 'gay' in a more convoluted way. Early in Kev's thread there was a discussion of social media troons trying extremely hard to appropriate cyberpunk and punk in general. A lot of that side of lgbt actually think scifi was invented by troons and that cyberpunk is innately queer. Punk aesthetic has become completely mainstream for consoomers, all the rebelliousness of sticking it to the man with all the safety of never leaving your room, and getting art of your communist fursona punching Nazi furries.

It's a style I like, but it's gone the way of vaporwave colors (tranny pastel pink and blue) and people who don't get colorful dyejobs because they don't want to be associated with danger hairs.

There's a lot of coinciding factors in the haircut entering the mainstream through personal citations depending on who you ask; like the idea that "warrior cultures" used the sidecut/undercut paired with relatively recent cyberpunk obsession/80s nostalgia as well as the appropriation of punk in general like you said. There's also the vicious cycle of the wealthy copying the poor to look edgy or otherwise stylish without sinking entirely to that level; a buzzcut is utilitarian, a half-assed buzzcut with hair on the top of your head is "different" and therefore unique albeit mostly defeating the purpose.
Another point with troons appropriating cyberpunk aesthetic is the running joke that autists in programming/IT positions are more likely to troon out, usually because they're burnt-out coomstarved weirdos than it being inherently trans.

But I digress.

Schizolady will fracture the tranch and I can't keep up with the thread even when I have it watched. I miss one day of updates and I have to sift through thirty more pages of her inane twitter ramblings, give her a thread so we can laugh at the old favorites until she starts shit with them.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

More sperging about quitting job.
She wants to do porn for a living (x)
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But first she is going to steal their employer's food (x)
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Seriously, this is what I hate about Twittards the most.

Twittards who air their dirty laundry and reveal way too much information about their own personal lives on that bile infested platform are so fucking foolish. Do they think their employers, both present and future, are technically inept morons who can't see what they say or do on that platform whilst they publicly show their faces and names?

 

[CHARizard]

Do they think their employers, both present and future, can't see what they say about them on that platform whilst they publicly show their faces and names?

When I got out of school over a decade ago I disabled all my social media. Facebook and myspace specifically. There were pics of me drunk wearing a beercase as a hat, or high as fuck in a field somewhere. I knew that if I wanted a solid job that employers were going to look me up.

Nowadays kids don't give a shit, they overshare and thats how doxxing became a thing. People scream about doxxing as if its something illegal but its nothing more then publicly available information for the most part. I doubt @Nothing To See Here (fuck me how do I actually tag users) hacked the mainframe to get all that information on Kindness. She put it out there herself and it was simply put together in an easy to read format.

Reading that post makes me think she should just get her own thread, but I really only find her entertaining because of the relationship to the TRANCH.