DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Piece of Peace]

I was updating the spreadsheet and figured that since tomorrow is a detox day that I'd drop some info/factoids about how this latest stream week went. If it's too much just let me know or rate me autistic or something. Cheers!

September 2021 - Stream Week 3
Length: 7 days (09-10-21 to 09-16-21)
# Unique games played: 7

1. Life Is Strange: True Colors (4x)
2. Psychonauts 2 (2x)
3. Deathloop (2x)
4. Call of Duty: Vanguard (1x)
5. Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection (2x)
6. Hades (2x)
7. Microsoft Flight Simulator (1x)

Highest tipped stream: 09/13/21 PM -- Psychonauts 2 -- $177
Lowest tipped stream: 09/15/21 PM -- Life Is Strange: True Colors -- $35

Spoiler: Tips data

Daily tips goal: $300 per day
Total Tips received: $1,652 (average of $236 per day or $33 per hour)

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Spoiler: YouTube data

YouTube members (beginning): 272
YouTube members (end): 277 (+5 gained)

- YouTube membership all-time high: 277 (on 09/16/21)​

Total Super Chats: $992 (average of $142 per day)

- Troll Super Chats: $338​

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Total percentage of Troll Super Chats: 34.0%

Commentary: Notably, Super Chats are making a very strong showing so far this month. Phil is on pace to easily break his Super Chat record of $2,806 from July (he currently has $2,102 for September with about half of the month remaining). Memberships hit all-time high today, tips seem to be pretty much par for the course so far.

 

[gaarashatan]

@Null @actually A humble suggestion for admins and mods: I've noticed some sub-forums in this website have a chat function. I think it would be a good idea to implement a chat in the DSP sub-forum (or his general thread), so we can comment on his streams in real-time, instead of clogging up the general thread. Our own detractor stream chat, basically. Thoughts?

I think its a double edged sword. I like it but also I'm someone who browses thread at my 3rd shift work so I nvr see any real time Phil and use ya guys posts to stay caught up

A bit off topic but does anyone remember his story about how he DoorDashed some Denny’s once and bitched and Karen’s about how his pancakes didn’t have enough chocolate chips in it or something and then mysteriously that Denny’s was no longer DoorDashable to his location?

I hope that happens with every restaurant within 50 miles of him.

Ure shitting me would love to see a clip of this

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Holy fuck. I got a new job (and offered a better one starting in a few weeks) so I've been so far behind, where do i start?

Twitter
This clown made things so much worse for himself. No one can comment which is the easiest way to police and ban comments so they quote tweet spreading his tahxcity where he cant do shit to stop it spreading. Every tweet has the potential to go viral....for the wrong reason. Not to mention his initial tweet was a bat signal to dox his fans.

Karlocaust
Holy shit speaking of toxicity. He just banned one of the major drawcards to his stream, karlmemes. A naturally occurring community meme. The hardest to cultivate and grow. And he salted the fucking earth on a pile of ash from the corpses of 6 gorillian karls. The only attraction left is low tips and THATs a toxic meme

Burger King
Karensydephil in full display, narcsydephil too if you're the kind to believe it. Its fast food, what do you expect? Gourmet custom made meat and two bread? Let it go dude. Being the bigger man (and not lauding that fact, which defeats the purpose of being the bigger man) is the answer and the one with any kind of gravitas when it comes to the situation.

I'm not even touching the taking the wife to BK for her birthday thing. Shouldn't have to be explained.

All of this is amazing evidence that Phils worst detractor is...Phil. bazooka to the foot trifecta (quad if you count the wife)

 

[Fapcop]

A few dozen people in chat sharing a joke over Karl, or 2 spergs who felt left out because people had fun without them.

Phil's the first streamer I've seen side with the spergs in this kind of situation.

IKR?!! Shit is crazy! Especially since that goofy community is what keeps ppl coming back, despite disliking Phil and his streams.

And Phil could easily have used it to “have some stream interaction” and build his community.

“Ok guys, I see there are a lot of Karl’s in chat today! Tell you what... This once. As an extraordinary celebration of Karl’s, if EVERYONE changes their name to a Karl name, I will do my part as a special occasion, and put on my hat and vest right away, regardless of tips! But it needs to be everyone, sound good?!”

Now I’m no streaming wonder with a 13 year legacy, but I think playing along would be more popular (and gain him more viewers/tips) than a Karlocaust.

Twitter
This clown made things so much worse for himself. No one can comment which is the easiest way to police and ban comments so they quote tweet spreading his tahxcity where he cant do shit to stop it spreading. Every tweet has the potential to go viral....for the wrong reason. Not to mention his initial tweet was a bat signal to dox his fans.

Yup. And it’s 100% a self caused problem/situation. Literally nobody cared about his dead ass Twitter.

(Most has already been blocked, and the ones who weren’t, knew they might get to fire off one shot before getting blahcked, making it all rather pointless.)

But hello! Along comes Phil and starts “taking back control” by closing off one irrelevant avenue of trolling and opening up a brand new one.

And of course he has to exacerbate the situation by getting into pointless slapfights and getting in the last word on absolute total strangers on Twitter.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I'm actually gonna go postal in minecraft if I have to go through another stream of DSP scene-switching to his BK sandwich 10 times while Karening it up.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Be careful, Wurstbrot has a theory.

As a matter of fact, Phil ate a lot worse looking fast food and called it delicious. Like this one:

Spoiler: Omnomnom

But suddenly he cries REEEEE and goes on a ballistic intercontinental rampage and won't ever forget the fiendish betrayal that was done to him on this sunny day.

Why? What's different?

Well if you remember he's a narcissist. You may not always see that but if social interaction takes place, narcissists bloom like a colorful bouquet of gin bottles. Their sense of self-worth is nano-sized and they compensate for that with over-inflation of accomplishments. They just need to convince themselfs how amazing they are.

Here starts my theory.

The day was hot, everyone was sweating and the stupid restaurant's cook wasn't there. Khet may have said something and may have complained a lot, or she may have said nothing and absorbed her rage in silence, who knows?

She may even be cool and chill and Phil was just frustrated with his inability to feet his horse. He can't look like a loser in front of the figurine he adopted, he needs her for self-validation. So what does the narc do if he fails? That's right, must have been someone else's fault. And this stupid sandwich was the ideal moment to smash 3 flies with one lean-in banhammer.

1. He could flex in front of his wife and show her who's a manly husband by complaining about a service that shouldn't be allowed.

2. Look, the end of this day wasn't even his fault, THEY fucked up.

3. This is Khet's birthday. Therefore it's not about Phil. Well, this changed now.

He can't go back from there, he has to travel this path of stupidity to the end, or else he can't look like a Chad in front of his wife, he's a man of his word.
Or a whiny little bitch in her eyes, but since when does Phil care for honest opinions?

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

after the gout he said he never ate junk food and khet home cooked everything
all we hear and see is him buying junk food , going out for meals and breakfasts
and khet don't cook much just warms up frozen stir fry on a paper plate

this guys gonna be diabetic or have heart problems soon , you can only abuse your body for so long

 

[Skim P]

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I'm glad I can live long enough to see DSP get dunked into absolute oblivion by an SJW blue check mark on twitter.

 

[Pargon]

Be careful, Wurstbrot has a theory.

As a matter of fact, Phil ate a lot worse looking fast food and called it delicious. Like this one:

Spoiler: Omnomnom

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But suddenly he cries REEEEE and goes on a ballistic intercontinental rampage and won't ever forget the fiendish betrayal that was done to him on this sunny day.

Why? What's different?

Well if you remember he's a narcissist. You may not always see that but if social interaction takes place, narcissists bloom like a colorful bouquet of gin bottles. Their sense of self-worth is nano-sized and they compensate for that with over-inflation of accomplishments. They just need to convince themselfs how amazing they are.

Here starts my theory.

The day was hot, everyone was sweating and the stupid restaurant's cook wasn't there. Khet may have said something and may have complained a lot, or she may have said nothing and absorbed her rage in silence, who knows?

She may even be cool and chill and Phil was just frustrated with his inability to feet his horse. He can't look like a loser in front of the figurine he adopted, he needs her for self-validation. So what does the narc do if he fails? That's right, must have been someone else's fault. And this stupid sandwich was the ideal moment to smash 3 flies with one lean-in banhammer.

1. He could flex in front of his wife and show her who's a manly husband by complaining about a service that shouldn't be allowed.

2. Look, the end of this day wasn't even his fault, THEY fucked up.

3. This is Khet's birthday. Therefore it's not about Phil. Well, this changed now.

He can't go back from there, he has to travel this path of stupidity to the end, or else he can't look like a Chad in front of his wife, he's a man of his word.
Or a whiny little bitch in her eyes, but since when does Phil care for honest opinions?

Well-considered theory but what it’s lacking IMO is an explanation for the Twitter/stream charade. This is a lot of work (comparative to his usual level of activity) for him to just be maintaining a flex. Usually you only see him pursue these things to this degree when he’s convinced himself he’s right and therefore the party in the wrong ought to grovel at his feet, which is of course what he wants out of all this. Phil Burnell literally wants King Burger to descend from his throne and prostrate himself in supplication and Phil wants it to happen on a public social media platform so he can screenshot it a dredge it up every time between now and the day he dies whenever he wants to talk about how big companies (which make more money than he, the underdog, does) are stupid and full of morons while he is Cool and Right.

Tl;dr to my mind Phil actually does have a personal stake in this and the fucking disgusting sandwich is as others have said his white whale. He is doing his very best attempt at being D-FENS and it’s pathetic to watch.

 

[Sup3r]

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Awww. Piggy not happy about not getting all the money.

Seriously, if the streaming thing fails and is forced to get a job (not that he'd be able to get one), how would he cope without getting money every day. He's worse than a child, they know how to save money.

 

[NursezillaX]

You know we were in a restaurant once and during the meal the waitress came and asked how it is. My mom had a slightly bad cooked steak and said "It's a bit bad". The waitress immediately brought a new one despite none of us complaining. Maybe, just maybe beinbg polite is more effective (of course it depends on the reastaurant and personel). I am wiating for the next wave of "trollsd" who enter Phil'S chat and all are named "Burgerxxx" or something similar

This is probably the general outcome in 9 out of 10 cases, but he's so insulated himself from any kind of interaction that is not either, A) the giving of money or B) complete agreement with, or validation of, whatever nonsense he is currently saying. Any kind of challenge, contradiction, suggestion of a potentially better way to do something, question about something that he's already answered but you may not have heard, question that he deems to be too personal, and about 100 other things is met with a verbal dismissal or ban.

Pretty much the most innocuous 'confrontation' you can have in daily life is dissatisfaction with a fast food purchase. The people that work there hear and handle probably a dozen complaints like this on a literal daily basis. It is a regular and daily expectation of their job. He is a the fake online tough guy though who will run his mouth all day from behind the security of his own little 'safety blankey' that is his ability to block or ban somebody, but who is so frightened of any type of real world interaction that he would rather bitch and moan publicly for a week and a half to try (and fail) to get the same restitution he could have easily gotten at the time of the issue by simply going back and saying something. No fast food worker would bat an eye or give a shit about replacing an item somebody was unhappy with, no matter how petty or dumb they might think it is, because they don't want to have dozens of pointless arguments with people every day for minimum wage. This is mostly just more evidence of his completely maladjusted social skills and the expected result of a lifestyle where you only leave your house if there is literally no other option for what you need to do. It's also partly though, let's be real, because this way the fat fuck got to eat the sandwich despite his complaints whereas, if he dealt with it at the time, he'd probably have to present it to the person to show his complaint and then toss it.

Also, his argument about people generically calling it a 'burger' when it's so CLEARLY a 'chicken sandwich' is probably one of the most dumb ass ways I've seen him try to semantically deflect or dismiss criticism.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Phil talking to that feminist looking woman practically saying "yeah, I'm a victim too, dood", the detractors coming in and sending documented evidence to her that says otherwise, and then Phil doing a 180 and calling her "stupid" on stream was genuinely amazing.

And I want more.

 

[PyroAlert]

That Burger King Sneak King game isn’t that bad honestly for what it is. Any variety gamer who cares about his viewing audience would play it but not Phil. Phil would rather devour food on stream and then have a massive bout of diarrhea instead.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

says the guy who put multiple hats behind a 150$ paywall each.

Edit: Also, where the fuck are people "drooling over it"?
Almost all the replies criticize Capcom for it.

https://twitter.com/StreetFighter/status/1438678009871953924

 

[NursezillaX]

Unbelievable that as soon as he ended the stream he continued arguing with randos on twitter, not only that but he made this vaguetweet.
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Dave should consider trooning out, he already acts like a bitchy woman and he'd get an easy shield, that community defends child molesters and rapists, a mere scammer like Phil would fit right in.

This is hilarious coming from the guy who will shit out hour plus prestreams about trolls, all while claiming he 'doesn't give a shit about them' and is 'just going to ignore them and have fun'.

To any troll, the logical next step in trolling Phil on Twitter is to post his best moments to the people he tries to chat up. Why is that? Well cocker because there is no other way to interact with him but to interact with the people he tries to chat up and he can't stop it because blocking does fuck all less he wants to tell randoms to block hundreds of people. Same thing that trolls did to CWC. It's like you said, if that cunt saw his iJustine comment or PandaLee stuff she would lose her shit. The racist and homophobic slurs surely wouldn't help either.

Not trolling plans or encouraging people to mess with Phil, I'm really just trying to compare CWC to Phil because obvious reasons. Phil also needs absolutely no help to cock up his life.

What's great is that at 9:25 of the last Snort video he talks about people quote tweeting him because his comments are turned off saying, 'I wasn't looking for responses from anyone besides BK well, obviously, you missed the point of me closing my responses'.... This clown actually acts CONFUSED by how his brilliant plan of shutting down responses to his tweets has failed and people have craftily found some way to get around it and are still tweeting at him! As if everyone was just gonna say FUUUUUUCK, and be completely stymied by this plan he thought was foolproof. I fucking died hahaha

DsP--toxic jealousy against the karl movement--e-begging tips--karen burnell and the viral tweet

WARNING: disgusting contentviewer discretion advised#DramaQueen

youtu.be

 

[gh0stzero]

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says the guy who put multiple hats behind a 150$ paywall each.

Edit: Also, where the fuck are people "drooling over it"?
Almost all the replies criticize Capcom for it.

https://twitter.com/StreetFighter/status/1438678009871953924

Did "alotta peepul" get elevated to "multiple notable people"

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Well-considered theory but what it’s lacking IMO is an explanation for the Twitter/stream charade. This is a lot of work (comparative to his usual level of activity) for him to just be maintaining a flex. Usually you only see him pursue these things to this degree when he’s convinced himself he’s right and therefore the party in the wrong ought to grovel at his feet, which is of course what he wants out of all this. Phil Burnell literally wants King Burger to descend from his throne and prostrate himself in supplication and Phil wants it to happen on a public social media platform so he can screenshot it a dredge it up every time between now and the day he dies whenever he wants to talk about how big companies (which make more money than he, the underdog, does) are stupid and full of morons while he is Cool and Right.

Tl;dr to my mind Phil actually does have a personal stake in this and the fucking disgusting sandwich is as others have said his white whale. He is doing his very best attempt at being D-FENS and it’s pathetic to watch.

I actually have a tinfoil hat theory about the whole BK thing because one detail is a little odd, although it might have a plausible explanation.

So, Phil has said he's emailed customer support three times and still hasn't gotten it resolved. That seems odd to me. I'm not sure if other people had completely different fast food experiences or if things have changed since I was a teen, but the general policy at fast food places was if the customer complains, just toss free food at them to shut them up. It's BK, they're not going to do a deep dive investigation to confirm Phil was a customer/his order was actually crappy, and they're certainly not taking a profit loss by giving him a voucher. Surely, after the first email, whatever poor rep who has the misfortune of answering his emails would give the usual, "We're sorry you had a bad experience and value you as a customer, take this free voucher/coupon" line to Phil. It isn't a complex issue that requires multiple emails.

That leads me to believe one of two things. The first is Phil is lying. I might be mistaken, and someone who follows his Twitter please correct me if I am, but he hasn't actually @ BK in his tweets. He only does that when he wants to hide from a fight, and while he's usually a coward, he's @ Twitch and YouTube before, and he's seen that the bot that retweets him apparently got a response, so if he's actually trying to contact them, why hasn't he tried tweeting them?

At the same time, why would he lie about it? This is where the tinfoil comes in. Phil himself already hinted at it with one of his tweets, he thinks this "feud" is going viral. We know he's suddenly desperate for twitter interactions, and he's certainly no stranger to using drama to get positive attention.

The other alternative, and with any other cow I wouldn't for a second think this is possible, is he's emailing back and forth with a bot and hasn't realized it. I don't know exactly how BK customer support email works because, well, I'm a functioning human being, why would I ever need to email BK? But, based on past experiences trying to contact large companies, they tend to have an automated system set up that redirects you to an FAQ page or whatever, and if that can't help, they include instructions on who to message next to submit a ticket to an actual person. We've previously seen Phil fail to realize he's getting automated responses and try to carry on a conversation.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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lmao

she sounds like a dumb bitch who thinks all men are rapists. i bet this whore is as big a lolcow as dsp

 

[Sup3r]

Did "alotta peepul" get elevated to "multiple notable people"

He might've finally realised that people don't believe him. If he changes it to "notable" people, he can play it up as some of the whales he speaks to "behind the scenes".