Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[AltisticRight]

Hairless starfish can only mean PPP is estrogen filled soyboi
real men have hair on their asshole

So how many real men's bullholes have you sampled to reach this conclusion? Mind sharing the standard deviations and normal distribution of hairy buttholes to educate the masses who don't care enough about another guy's gutter?

 

[arabianights]

So how many real men's bullholes have you sampled to reach this conclusion? Mind sharing the standard deviations and normal distribution of hairy buttholes to educate the masses who don't care enough about another guy's gutter?

I can only jusdge by myself because im a real man unlike you and verified alphachad.
I don't need any other verification since im superior to majority of KF and certainly superior to you, slave.

 

[Absurdity]

I haven't seen the forums break apart, take sides, and attack each other over a breakup this bad since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez called it quits.

Damn it PPP and Surfer....you are tearing us apart!!!

Together they were unstoppable. Then an ice-sperg appeared out of nowhere to sink this beautiful Titanic. But if ever there was someone practically genetically engineered to survive in arctic waters, it would be a certain Canadian.

 

[Opticana]

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big if true

Secular Jew >>> whatever the hell PPP is >>> Seventh Day Adventist

Can't wait for the Mormon arc.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Has anyone got a video archive of the Stream PPP and Surfer did a while back when at one point during the stream they showed off the damage done to the apartment from their previous fights?

 

[arabianights]

I mean, fucking a girl you liked is the ultimate betraya.
PPP is justified in everything he did.
even if he faked his forgiveness towards Surfer about it

 

[NegerJäger]

Together they were unstoppable. Then an ice-sperg appeared out of nowhere to sink this beautiful Titanic. But if ever there was someone practically genetically engineered to survive in arctic waters, it would be a certain Canadian.

Don't worry brah, they're gonna make it.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Do you think White people act like this?

white niggers

 

[EyelessMC]

PPP Series Finale imminent...

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I used to love surfer until I found out he is a cop calling kike.

I understand why surfer called the cops, size differential and all. Just you don’t call the cops on your family and best friend. Surfer should have just grabbed his keys and walked out to a Tim Hortons and just chilled there till PPP got picked up.

Didn’t the cop call happen around 5 am, meaning that surfer only had to wait 2-3 hours for PPPs brother to wake up and then pick him up around 7-8.

He could order a coffee with a mask on and then not wear the mask while chilling at the table cause he has a drink in his hand.

 

[arabianights]

I understand why surfer called the cops, size differential and all. Just you don’t call the cops on your family and best friend. Surfer should have just grabbed his keys and walked out to a Tim Hortons and just chilled there till PPP got picked up.

Didn’t the cop call happen around 5 am, meaning that surfer only had to wait 2-3 hours for PPPs brother to wake up and then pick him up around 7-8.

He could order a coffee with a mask on and then not wear the mask while chilling at the table cause he has a drink in his hand.

yea i mean, why did he spergout that much? he said that at the last fight they had PPP left when he told him to.
So it's not like PPP wouldn't leave his house if was ordered by him

 

[waffle]

PPP Series Finale imminent...
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That was kino.

I'm sure PPP will eventually retire, but let's be real. When he's down he talks about leaving and when things are good he talks about how he's basically addicted and he could only leave streaming for something "real" in life.

I do almott wonder if the weight loss ark was atleast partially inspired by trying to get reengaged in real life.

 

[Null]

I better see that fuckin pizza lads

 

[AltisticRight]

A harvest means pizza. Where's the meat you may ask? Well, your mum is eating it.
@arabianights definitely sees the lack of pineapple as a problem and he is therefore subhuman.

 

[arabianights]

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A harvest means pizza. Where's the meat you may ask? Well, your mum is eating it.
@arabianights definitely sees the lack of pineapple as a problem and he is therefore subhuman.

how do you know i love pinapple pizza?
you that good in doxxing?

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Did anyone get a chance to archive Surfer's stream last night? I'm jonesing for more schizo kino.

 

[StBonaventureFren]

PPP Series Finale imminent...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

PPP Series Finale imminent...
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He'll be back.

 

[BeffJezos]

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A harvest means pizza. Where's the meat you may ask? Well, your mum is eating it.
@arabianights definitely sees the lack of pineapple as a problem and he is therefore subhuman.

Corn on pizza? What are you, a Jap?

 

[Crystal Golem]

PPP Series Finale imminent...
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"I protected Surfer from a lot of bullshit" -Ashton Parks

Lol the whole reason we even know about Surfer is from your autistic shenanigans buddy and your love nest got doxed cause you had to film it from every possible angle.