Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Crystal Golem said:
"I protected Surfer from a lot of bullshit" -Ashton Parks

Lol the whole reason we even know about Surfer is from your autistic shenanigans buddy and your love nest got doxed cause you had to film it from every possible angle.
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Before Surfer became self-aware of his schtick, PPP used to distract him like a child away from chat whenever it would start either hyping him up like crazy or gaslighting him into being hella based or revealing info.

"Did ya start the oven buddy?"

The dynamic shifted gradually as Surfer would look over at chat and then suddenly when he had chat on his phone(?), that's also when the interruptions became far more frequent - feeling the need to respond to chat who was almost united in the troll to tilt PPP and gaslight Surfer (lol).

I'm not sure exactly when PPP gave up on protecting Surfer from chat, but he used to put a lot of energy into it.
 
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arabianights said:
So surfer has a cousin who wanted him institutionalized?
Well, so much for that.
Says enough about him
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Could honestly be shitty family situations. My mother, who is an evil degenerate, wanted me institutionalised for not tolerating her abusive nonesense. Luckily I have a good and affluent father who helped when I was young and got me away from that shit. Anywho, Surfer does have werid vibes but until now nothing I would consider to be abnormal: he needs to leave the image boards alone and clear his head.

arabianights said:
So PPP let black hooker touch his penis
and surfer tried to have sex with her and was jerked off but didn't came?
absolutely disgusting
glad to have confirmed complete degeneracy of surfer.
now please downvote me spergs
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Yikes if that is the case.
 
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Ethan laughed at godschampion and god laughed with him cause it was funny.
Joshua seethed and let out his repressed homosexuality by fantasing about two canadians so god seethed back and fucked him in the ass.
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Let this be a lesson to our congregation, laugh and the world laughs with you. But seethe and the world seethes back at you.
-The Kino bible, Sire Godwinsons translation.
 
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BUDDIES, stop trying to take sides in this lovers quarrel, YA KNOW?

I think what actually triggered PPP was surfer going all christian on everyone while being a complete degenerate and talking about how he hadn't even read the fucking bible yet.

They are clearly soulmates who strengthen eachother. They will soon reunite once Surfer repents for his egomaniacal sins and PPP realizes his sidekick is a great addition to his content. In combination they are a formidable force, but neither are viable solo.

Surfer is a highly suggestible schizo who needs to repent and accept his role as the occasional comedic relief.

Looking forward to the reunion episode.
 
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waffle said:
I do almott wonder if the weight loss ark was atleast partially inspired by trying to get reengaged in real life.
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Guaranteed. He probably heard some scary news about his cholesterol and blood pressure and realized he still has things he wants to do in real life instead of just dying from a heart attack on a livestream while mocking retards. The more weight he loses, the more things shake up, the more scenery changes--the more he is reconnecting not just with real life but with his aspirations for it.

Honestly not to be a downer but I think the same is true for Null. Our doggo leader has been very open about himself despite what he thinks he keeps private and ultimately his weight loss journey is also to move on with life. The minute PPP drops to less than 1/3 the Earth's mass and Null finally weighs the same as a normal human being we will be only breaths away from losing them.

Perhaps the memes were pointed the wrong way all this time. Perhaps Josh wasn't the feeder...we were. We wanted these guys to be healthy but still fat and/or autistic enough to stay forever. We meme'd Jersh's pizza so hard because it was an anchor for that, a reminder that he's not normal enough yet to find the courage to leave the Farms to someone else. Then he took his vacation, saw the world beyond the computer, found someone to test as a successor, and his eyes have been opened.
His mouth, too, but he'll lose the weight eventually, just like PPP. It's not a matter of if the kino will cease but when. Probably when they get healthy enough to get a wife.

Like fat, everything burns away in time.
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
Let this be a lesson to our congregation, laugh and the world laughs with you. But seethe and the world seethes back at you.
-The Kino bible, Sire Godwinsons translation.
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A lesson hard learned for us all. I told him. Many people told him, "Null, we love it but you gotta either take Chris off of it or make it Classic Chris instead of Tranny Chris." If it was Classic Chris it would've been a memento from the Sagas but with Tranny Chris it's just a memento of a mother raper or incest pest. Null got screwed trying to do the right thing but he should've done the smart thing from the start. Hindsight is 20/20 though. Null's seething is funny in this context but it does hurt to see our canine furher get his coffers ravaged like a kid youtuber holding a trash burger in front of Ethan Ralph.
 
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Long time lurker, finally had to make an account. I'm finally here to lay the smackdown on these two Canadian knobs. Both of them insufferable in their own autistic way. Surfer, there's nothing more that makes me want to punch a kitten and kick a puppy than hearing your retarded 20 minute rants every 3 minutes and all the extreme closeups of your pedostache. It's always fed this and jew that. Everyone's a fed. Everyone's a jew. Sometimes I wish a Jewish fed would bust through the door and put one right between your eyes (in Minecraft). You talk all this anti-fed shit, then call the cops the minute shit seems like it might be getting real. No matter whether you and PPP stay split or get back together with sweaty man sex, you have absolutely no credibility to any of the shit you claim and everyone should constantly remind you of that. Your nose was exposed, case closed.
As for you PPP, well, I just hope that the doctors at the Mayo Clinic don't take Jim's uncontrollable dabbing motions as a new symptom of his Cancer Aids after all the shit you talked. Oh you were the big man, riding high on your horse. Golden Gunt awards, proclaiming yourself the new "Daddy Jim". Now Ralph has a thumb in your ass, Jim is dabbing you in the face and Nick Fuentes is with Catboy Cammy laying out the felt for you. Don't worry though, we'll have the bookie all set up so you can gamble on this handicap match, by which I mean, your all handicapped. Now go clean your toilet seat you disgusting fat fucking faggot.
 
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GordonRameses said:
Surfer constantly making that Dr Phil joke throughout the stream pissed me off more than anything else. It wasn't funny the first time and it became a real aggravation for Surfer to shit out the same remark mid-rant like fawk buddy give your head a shake
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God, that whole stream was such a shitshow. The perfect storm. The technical incompetence and the Dr. Phil thing were already annoying enough, but I felt like tearing out my eyes when Surfer grabbed the phone during the Warski section of the show and we had to watch 40 minutes of him hunched over yelling over a video nobody could hear but him. I would pay to see PPP's face during that whole event.
 
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PPP fears retirement. If he retires he’s going to have to become an upstanding white Christian man, right? I’ve never figured out what exact form of Christianity he subscribes to but once the internet games end wouldn’t that mean proper job, church twice a week, find a wife, raise upstanding Christian kids?

He’s got the problem a lot of TV evangelist had a long time ago - he’s tasted the dark side and liked it. Now the old TV evangelists preached the wholesome living schtick but were hooked on money, fame, whores and booze. PPP is hooked on internet degeneracy, e-fame and gambling. He’s not going to find it easy to give it up and attempt to live up to the adult ethical standard he likes to preach about.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
PPP fears retirement. If he retires he’s going to have to become an upstanding white Christian man, right? I’ve never figured out what exact form of Christianity he subscribes to but once the internet games end wouldn’t that mean proper job, church twice a week, find a wife, raise upstanding Christian kids?

He’s got the problem a lot of TV evangelist had a long time ago - he’s tasted the dark side and liked it. Now the old TV evangelists preached the wholesome living schtick but were hooked on money, fame, whores and booze. PPP is hooked on internet degeneracy, e-fame and gambling. He’s not going to find it easy to give it up and attempt to live up to the adult ethical standard he likes to preach about.
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We need to meme PPP taking over Pat Robertson’s 700 club. PPP weighing 700ibs when he is head of the 700 club
 
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The closest he will come to a club is of the sandwich variety.
 
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