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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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Is this the great Trexit? Here we have Alyssa swanning about in her post-Bonbon sexytimes languor, planning to be the provider to other troons in need while jobless and e-spanging for breakfast. IDK if anyone ever saw the episode of Hoarders where a whiny manbaby turned his rental house into a giant shit-covered bunny hutch but that is analogous to what Kindness's landlord will walk into one day. Though to be fair, rats are more hygienic than trannies.
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Pure optimism here, but I think it would be the funniest outcome that could actually happen: Bonnie gets into a contentious legal battle with Skye and the rest of the tranch over property rights. Some of the serfs independently try to claim squatter rights. They all try to sell their side of the story to the media which will mostly consist of shitting all over the other tranchers as somehow being transphobic.
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PUT IT IN MY VEINS!
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Here's some info on Ash Coyote, since it's relevant.
It's apparently still accurate.
For some god forsaken reason, he uploaded himself masturbating his fat husband's three-incher if you really want to see that. I know I didn't, and I had to wait ten minutes for it to upload just so I can delete it on my own hard drive.
Found some info on the person who posted the blocklist, Philip Allen Kreis (Chip Fox) and hisboyfriendgirlfriendAsh Kreis (@AshCoyote) of 6315 LEMONWOOD DR COLO SPRINGS CO 80918.
Old selfies (2014 era, pre transition)
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Ash Post Transition:
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Phil's LinkedIn (PDF Archive here with more held positions including Lockheed Martin, etc.):
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Phil's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/philip.kreis
Archive: https://archive.md/Ew0ya
Ash's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AshKreis
Archive: https://archive.fo/mcjdF
Phil's Furaffinity (Disabled, use Onion): https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chipfox
Onion Archive (featuring LOTS OF porn of his fursona): https://vj5pbopejlhcbz4n.onion.link/fa/chipfox/
Ash's Furaffinity (also featuring porn of Phil's fursona, login needed unlike the Onion link): https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dadingo/
Onion Archive: https://vj5pbopejlhcbz4n.onion.link/fa/dadingo/
Ash's patreon (for making a transgender documentary): https://www.patreon.com/TransDocumentary
Archive: https://archive.fo/Dd9PB
Public record dox sites with Phil's info:
https://archive.fo/dkvQQ
https://archive.fo/D0vgT
Attached ZIP files: Thumbnails of Ash's furaffinity gallery
BONUS: Video footage of Chipfoxx being jerked off by Ash, straight out of Ash's Google Drive and mirrored on Mega (yes this was a public link):
https://mega.nz/#!A34TkBqB!fkRFgCHUEXJfcT9jQi94PtVMkjPflyWEr8XD0QQAiOA
It's apparently still accurate.
For some god forsaken reason, he uploaded himself masturbating his fat husband's three-incher if you really want to see that. I know I didn't, and I had to wait ten minutes for it to upload just so I can delete it on my own hard drive.
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I mean going from a Rat rescue to a Trans rescue isn't that big of a leap... The only issue is the higher requirement for highspeed internet and self harm.
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- kindness comes back to the ranch with bonnie in a two man SEAL team raid killing off the tranchers
- tranch will never die because bonnie or penny will guilt trip people into paying for the tranch
- FBI or DEA or ATF get off their asses and arrest them all in a massive waco tier operation leading to a shootout on the tranch or all of them giving up their guns and being hauled into federal jail for horrific child abuse/animal abuse and firearms violations charges
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Sky doesn't have to dilate so he can seethe twice as long.
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The troon schism of 1054 will truly be fucking glorious, to
Huh, interesting. Never knew they were still living there, thought they had moved to an apartment or something like that. Also I fucking hate you for that video, fuck you. I have seen it before under the assumption it was someone else jerking off chip as a sort of cheating thing on ash but its even worse. is ash pre or post op in that video anyway?
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It's okay if you're gay, don't take it out on him.
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utterly malding at the moment. also, any response from the other ranchers besides penny and kevin? Any loose lips or radio silence from their end?
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Kindness has been such a good turn of events for the Tranch. God damn.
Not only has she waltzed in from stage left and out-crazied EVERYONE on the tranch, but she also ALREADY has a dedicated simp squad simping for her batshit delusions and her frankly depressing body shape by way of yes-manning and suddenly, surprisingly, suspiciously also developing or revealing the secrets that they have the same mental illnesses too! We totally have so much in common, let me tell you about my debilitatingly retarded headmate who can only function nose deep in snatch! He'd really love to meet you (:
If anyone ever wanted concrete, indisputable evidence that MTFs are just incels/failed straights with extra steps look no further than this season of the tranch. The slightest whiff of real pussy and they're all turning on eachother immediately. Trying to out simp their competition, progressing from heart reacts to 'what if i could eat your ass too lol xd' and other equally pathetic statements.
None of these dudes can take it. They've gone feral at the mere presence of sexually active pussy in their vicinity. They see a potential in and it's like a social feeding frenzy.
Take all the female hormones you want, chop off your cock and balls if you so desire, but the moment a woman suggests she could be intimate with you (or anyone) all bets are off and you're no better than a horny teenager. This couldn't be more poetic or hilarious if they tried.
So long, true and honest woman. Adios, so gay and homosexual xd. Au revoir, Amhole County. A real woman has appeared, the biological instincts have activated.
Top fucking quality Tranch arc, loving every minute of it.
Not only has she waltzed in from stage left and out-crazied EVERYONE on the tranch, but she also ALREADY has a dedicated simp squad simping for her batshit delusions and her frankly depressing body shape by way of yes-manning and suddenly, surprisingly, suspiciously also developing or revealing the secrets that they have the same mental illnesses too! We totally have so much in common, let me tell you about my debilitatingly retarded headmate who can only function nose deep in snatch! He'd really love to meet you (:
If anyone ever wanted concrete, indisputable evidence that MTFs are just incels/failed straights with extra steps look no further than this season of the tranch. The slightest whiff of real pussy and they're all turning on eachother immediately. Trying to out simp their competition, progressing from heart reacts to 'what if i could eat your ass too lol xd' and other equally pathetic statements.
None of these dudes can take it. They've gone feral at the mere presence of sexually active pussy in their vicinity. They see a potential in and it's like a social feeding frenzy.
Take all the female hormones you want, chop off your cock and balls if you so desire, but the moment a woman suggests she could be intimate with you (or anyone) all bets are off and you're no better than a horny teenager. This couldn't be more poetic or hilarious if they tried.
So long, true and honest woman. Adios, so gay and homosexual xd. Au revoir, Amhole County. A real woman has appeared, the biological instincts have activated.
Top fucking quality Tranch arc, loving every minute of it.
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I was not expecting Kindness's next move to involve stealing troons from Penny, but I am all the way here for it. (Prediction: Kevin will not be one of the troons she steals, despite his wishes.)
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kevin belongs to muh mixtris and the shit eater
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I'm wondering if Bonnie will attempt to de-transition at some point because of Kindness. He's already fabricated a male identity, and HRT interferes with male sexual function. IIRC, Bonnie hasn't had the bottom surgery, but his downstairs is going to be a useless flopsausage for as long as he's taking estrogen and t-blockers. There will be some incentive there to discontinue hormone therapy if it means he can actually fuck some crazy BPD pussy.
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It is amazing how no one could have predicted this except for everyone in this thread, everyone in the Kevin thread, everyone who has ever dealt with a BDP person, anyone who has ever met anyone who has ever dealt with a BPD person, and everyone who has ever looked up 'BPD' in a dictionary.
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This is the only acceptable way for the tranch to end. Any other outcome and I will demand my money back, I came here for a SHOW.
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While this kindness arc has been great and entertaining (an exhilarating page turner on par with Dan Brown as somebody put it), I'm glad she has her own thread now. The reason I love this thread so much is the sudden appearances of experts on subjects you'd never expect to show up ITT. I'm not going to PL, but the people talking about batteries and basic infrastructure shit the Tranch is utterly failing at has saved my ass on some home and temp work projects. Even if it's irrelevant to me, the plant zoning, cannabis cultivation and psychology discussions have been fascinating to read.
this is genuinely the funniest fucking series of words I have read in months. I hope this is actually what she was trying to imply with that drivel
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If there ever was a piece of evidence that the Tranch is just a bunch of dudes larping together, it's the fact that the sudden presence of one ugly chick was all it took to utterly fuck everything up in record time.
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I want a fucking glorious ending, not some pussy copout or a slow spiral of each member being locked up or fleeing in a sad depressing end. we need ACTION
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Refugees?? Does this bitch think she’ll be accepting Afghans along with Troonstanis?
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That video looked dry and painful. Just mashing it and stretching it like silly putty. Maybe I’m wrong tho since he managed to finally get it erect. I wouldn’t exactly know how that feels.
I adore the smug tranny wine photos too. The smug aura of those two. Imagine being a normal faggot that gets roped into a gay marriage with someone pretending to be a woman and pretending to be a rancher with other men pretending to be women. The normal faggot is loving enough to look beyond the crazy and accept his he-bride as is. Then suddenly a woman appears and your he-bride decides to dump your ass immediately and even updates their Twitter bio bc it’s such serious business that everyone needs to know.
Sky? More like Cry.