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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
The Tranch is organizing another group dinner for Thanksgiving. Meaning that we're probably getting another repulsive group photo.
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Pre-Thanksgiving e-beg:
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Paul (who hates sharing his vulnerability) continues to e-beg for his rent:
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Paul hates sharing his vulnerability so much that his twitter feed over the last hour consists of nothing but e-begging.
 
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Prolego said:
It looks like Paul's gone. Apparently he's been brooding for something that Sky said for over two months. Would that be "get that crazy bitch out of here" I hope this doesn't bring an end to the fun. It could be a bitter divorce. The Tranch is a money pit, and I've no idea who's name is on the mortgage. Could they all piss off and leave Paul's mum to clean the mess up? I seem to remember that the tractor was in his name, so watch out for that vanishing.

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Prolego said:
There's a Britbong, tranny loving, doctor that might be about to get struck off in the UK and need to look for a new gig.
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Harrop's already married to a (presumably) normal gay bloke, but that wouldn't cause a problem considering Sky's marriage is wide open.
Fuck me that would be an absolutely islamic crossover.
 
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There's a Britbong, tranny loving, doctor that might be about to get struck off in the UK and need to look for a new gig.

Why did you cut that off at the ampersand? That's Binger quality evidence. Paul's mum is there too.


Honestly, their land is so shit it's about as useful as the average suburban back yard. It grows maybe enough to feed one cow. How long can a bunch of troon ssurvive on cheese and yoghurt?

It looks like Paul's gone. Apparently he's been brooding for something that Sky said for over two months. Would that be "get that crazy bitch out of here" I hope this doesn't bring an end to the fun. It could be a bitter divorce. The Tranch is a money pit, and I've no idea who's name is on the mortgage. Could they all piss off and leave Paul's mum to clean the mess up? I seem to remember that the tractor was in his name, so watch out for that vanishing.

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Why isn't Boner living at the ranch that is in his parent's name?
 
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"My LARGE, STRONG male partner made some MISTAKES. Those mistakes made me flee my home in terror. I don't want to have my old,busted partner face any consequences that's why me, a private person, am only alluding to them in the most sallacious and tantalizing way possible. My new,shiny partner and I need to pay rent with money from internet strangers, so that is why me, a very private person, am e-begging again. My new,shiny partner has been harrassed by anti-transites, so that is why me, a private person, is doing the ebegging for rent. Rent we need because my very strong, very non-trans male partner, has made me feel unsafe in my former home. Please respect my privacy as I don't want to provide any details about how my non-trans male partner, who has gotten even stronger recently, might have made me unsafe. But I definitely don't want them to suffer any consequences and that's all that me, a private person, have to say about that other than give money so I can continue to be safe away from this person who made me feel very unsafe while staying with my shiny,new partner in Denver. Thank you."
 
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Ghostse said:
"My LARGE, STRONG partner made some MISTAKES. Those mistakes made me flee my home in terror. I don't want to have my old,busted partner face any consequences that's why me, a private person, am only alluding to them in the most sallacious and tantalizing way possible. My new,shiny partner and I need to pay rent with money from internet strangers, so that is why me, a very private person, am e-begging again. My new,shiny partner has been harrassed by anti-transites, so that is why me, a private person, is doing the ebegging for rent. Rent we need because my very strong, very non-trans male partner, has made me feel unsafe in my former home. Please respect my privacy as I don't want to provide any details about how my non-trans male partner, who has gotten even stronger recently, might have made me unsafe. But I definitely don't want them to suffer any consequences and that's all that me, a private person, have to say about that other than give money so I can continue to be safe away from this person who made me feel very unsafe while staying with my shiny,new partner in Denver. Thank you."
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Sky actually retweeted both of Bonner's e-begging posts that are very obviously pointing out him as the problem lmfao. Could any of them just be normal for once?
 
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@Eggman's Ghost beat me to it, but yes, Sky did retweet both of his e-beg posts. I’d also like to point out the one where Bonnie tags him and identifies him as the problem is farther down on his profile, meaning that Sky probably checked his notifs, then went to Bonnie’s profile and decided to retweet his other begtweet AFTER this… shade was thrown at him, for lack of a better term.
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He only retweeted it, didn’t like it though. Additionally, he’s still got his pinned tweet on his profile.

As for Bonnie’s profile, he still names himself “co-owner of tranch” in his bio, and pinned the fucking “Sky scared me” tweet :story:
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And he apparently misses his animals. [A]
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But he may be missing them because less than 20 minutes prior, the Tranch tweeted a photo that hints at the grim fate awaiting the alpacas. [A]
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One of the serfs decided to e-beg in a… totally quirky manner. [A]
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EDIT: HOLY SHIT HE WENT THERE [A] :story: :story: :story:
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This is obviously a direct slap in the face towards Sky, but it also hilariously invalidates Kindness’s manliness, way to drag both your partners at once Bonbon!
 
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Russketeer said:
Phil uselessly unloading and reloading the gun scares/bothers me.

A) Some LE, military, and EDC users DO unload and reload occasionally but it's to use a different magazine to reduce wear on the magazine spring (unload the mag to let the spring rest and load a different mag).
B) that rack, rack, rack nonsense to "prove it's empty" is not the correct way. He should lock the slide back and visually and tactility (pinky finger in the chamber) check that the chamber is clear. If the extractor fails Phil's wanna be John Wick move leaves the chamber loaded and allows a round to be double-fed right into the primer of the round idiot left in the chamber. Plus a locked back slide makes the reload quick and easy with no need to rack again.
C) It doesn't appear Phil +1s lol. Guess it gets holstered with merely the magazine capacity.

I don't care to know about the silly FN enough to have criticism beyond this basic applies to most handguns stuff.
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Is he fucking petting his gun? I've never understood gun culture in general, but holy shit that's creepy.
 
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Surfin Terf said:
Is he fucking petting his gun? I've never understood gun culture in general, but holy shit that's creepy.
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Pulling the slide to the rear is how you “clear” a firearm ie. Ensure that there’s no round in the chamber. Sometimes, someone will do this multiple times to ensure that they don’t have a round stuck on the face of the action.

I myself do this a few times when I clean my Glock because the disassembly procedures require that you pull the trigger.
 
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There is airing dirty laundry and then there is AIRING DIRTY LAUNDRY. Holy fuck this is nuclear levels of drama to publicize.. publicly.

I think in a lot of ways what is going on at the Tranch is what is going on in America; a bunch of immature trannies in charge being enabled by idiots leading to inevitable and irreversibly colossal fuckups.
 
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Humbert Humbert said:
@Eggman's Ghost beat me to it, but yes, Sky did retweet both of his e-beg posts. I’d also like to point out the one where Bonnie tags him and identifies him as the problem is farther down on his profile, meaning that Sky probably checked his notifs, then went to Bonnie’s profile and decided to retweet his other begtweet AFTER this… shade was thrown at him, for lack of a better term.
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He only retweeted it, didn’t like it though. Additionally, he’s still got his pinned tweet on his profile.

As for Bonnie’s profile, he still names himself “co-owner of tranch” in his bio, and pinned the fucking “Sky scared me” tweet :story:
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I guess Bonobo just confirmed that Alyssa's vagina is the first one he has ever had contact with. LOL.

If Sky is reading this, he'd better archive every fucking thing. I hope we get a very bitter divorce out of this. We won't, because Sky is apparently a self-hating gay dude who has zero self-esteem -- but boy would I love to see it. Not because I like Sky, but because I hate Bonnie more.

Sure Kev is gross and a total misogynist -- but mostly because he's a sped and mentally still 14 years old. Penny's a delusional faggot and wanna be cult leader. Jen is just an alien wearing human skin. The others are so unimportant I can't be assed to remember their names. Bonnie however is a grade A asshole who needs to be bitch slapped by karma. Fortunately, even if Sky isn't up to the task, karma has a back up plan: BPD Alyssa will fuck his shit up eventually. And I'm totally ready to be #TeamAnyoneButBonnie.

Hey Sky -- you should watch "War of the Roses" if you haven't seen it yet. Maybe "The First Wives Club", too. Get the "gals" of the tranch together and have a movie night. It will be fun.
 
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Prolego said:
It looks like Paul's gone. Apparently he's been brooding for something that Sky said for over two months. Would that be "get that crazy bitch out of here" I hope this doesn't bring an end to the fun. It could be a bitter divorce. The Tranch is a money pit, and I've no idea who's name is on the mortgage. Could they all piss off and leave Paul's mum to clean the mess up? I seem to remember that the tractor was in his name, so watch out for that vanishing.
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Oh Sky scared you Paul? He scared you by calling out your desire for BPD pussy? For atrophied BPD puss puss? He scared you because he publicly pointed out that you were sucking up to an insane woman so you can fuck her? so that you can fuck her atrophied BPD snatch? ahahahahahahaha sure he did Paul, sure he did.
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Of course according to Boner it's Sky that made a mistake and not Boner for bringing crazy BPD pussy to the tranch and starting to larp multiple personalities. How awful for Sky to put his foot down and call her out!
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Sky started out so based but now he's cucking, what happened?
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
What a narcissistic abusive cunt Paul is.
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Uh I think you mean to say "what a narcissistic abusive cunt Sky is"? because Sky is the abooser here, a big mean aboosing booly.
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Everything is the fault of those Kiwis!
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K!w1F@rm5 is why Sky is a booly and didn't allow Paul to persue BPD kitty without resistance.
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Sky actually retweeted both of Bonner's e-begging posts that are very obviously pointing out him as the problem lmfao.
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Is Sky trying to desperately to cope with his apparently prison gay husband now preferring atrophied BPD clam to man-ass by somehow "supporting" him like women married to late-onset AGP's do to their fetishist husbands?
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And he apparently misses his animals.
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He misses them because he can't actively neglect them any more, only passively. Notice about how he tweets about missing his hoard of neglected animals, not the husband he abandoned.
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This is obviously a direct slap in the face towards Sky, but it also hilariously invalidates Kindness’s manliness, way to drag both your partners at once Bonbon!
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This in my eyes firmly cements that Paul is prison gay and otherwise exclusively heterosexual, and even then he didn't really fuck Sky ever due to his estrogenated dick so pretty much he was only the equivalent of a 4 on the kinsey scale.
 
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First time Paul mentions Sky in weeks and it's just to point fingers at him. That's peak scumbag if I ever saw it.

Saying "oh, I love and adore him" after calling him out in public isn't even softening the blow, it's just padding what is blatant abuse and thinking nobody will notice. That's beyond just being dumb, that is malice.
 
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