Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

She's claimed to have been a stripper in the past. (It's one of her many, many areas of expertise.) Now I know that there are plenty of disgusting, underweight, scabby, meth-faced lunatic strippers out there. But I would think the excessive body hair would be a big turn-off for the average strip club patron. Or does she plan to shave it? That's a lot of shaving...

Also, it's funny to imagine Bonnie sitting at the club every night, leering at the other dancers with that dead-eyed retard face, you know, to make sure she's "safe".
He'll be too busy ogling the semi-attractive feminine looking strippers to care what Kindness does. He'll pimp her out in a heartbeat if it means he can sit on his fat ass and not have to go back to doing a tiny bit of actual work on the tranch and, you know, having sex with his husband. Bonnie's living the VAG life now -- a strip club would be like heaven to him.

If Bonnie is such a "catch", then Kindness should keep him away from the other strippers. Strippers are notorious for conning men out of their money. She's likely to find one who sees Bonnie as an easy mark. And that one might have decent looking tits and a clit that isn't gross and enlarged. Pretty sure she won't have a scabby chest, either.

They're fucking exceptional, I swear.
  1. I suspect the client expected only one dog sitter.
  2. That wasn't meant literally, it was food within reasonable limitations. I'd consider it a breach of contract and sue if the roofer I hired to fix the roof tiles a severe wind blew loose decided to drink my 30yro whisky after I told him to "drink whatever".
  3. Why is Don Pablo Gordo even there in the first place? The rates for these "dog sitting gigs" are already shit, now the money they make is worth even less.

Oh come on, how much was she "earning" before her fans stalkers made this thread? Maybe, just maybe, she shouldn't have quit her easy, cozy, well-paying job.
Eat whatever, means eat what you find in the fridge or pantry. It does NOT mean rifle through a person's home and find their "stash". If they wanted you to have it, they'd leave it out in plain view for you to take. Wonder if Kindness ever helps herself to a piece of Jewelry to pawn later.

These dog people are exceptional, though. Have people over? Are you crazy? That's asking for a house party. Plus, your dog does not want a lot of random strangers in the house while you are not there. That's stressful for them. A dog sitter can be stressful, too, but it can be okay if the person is good at calming dogs. These people really shouldn't own any animals if they don't understand this.
4. Can it be considered responsible at all to be tasked with tending living animals while under influence of hallucinogens?
So much for caring about animals. You have one job, Alyssa: taking care of the dog. Not getting high and fucking a fat retard while you steal all their food.

This legit makes me MATI. If that fat fuck Bonnie fell on a dog, he could kill them. Imagine what kind of terror that dog is in watching those two mate like feral pigs. That poor, poor puppy.
 
I’m probably extremely late, and I’m extremely high, but is Pennywise Kindness’s father???
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Call me old fashioned, but leaving a note which basically says “Have a snack if you want to” is not an invitation to snoop through my personal possessions, steal my drugs (drugs are not food, guys) and fuck up my vinyl. It definitely doesn’t extend to posting pictures of my house on the internet and pissing in my bathtub. I‘m starting to believe she really is a robot baby. What adult would consider any of this appropriate?

Also it would be so easy just to limit her Twitter feed to grifting, cute rats and flattering photos if she needs it to make money/do sex work. No one forces her to post details of her crimes and queef bubbles.
 
I decided to look a little deeper into her tweeting patterns for the last two months, from October 1st - time of this post. These numbers don't include any retweets, only original tweets she has posted.

TweetsStart DateEnd Date
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1412021-11-292021-11-30
272021-11-282021-11-29
532021-11-272021-11-28
1562021-11-262021-11-27
52021-11-252021-11-26
12021-11-242021-11-25
02021-11-122021-11-24
412021-11-112021-11-10
232021-11-102021-11-11
782021-11-092021-11-10
1072021-11-082021-11-09
642021-11-072021-11-08
552021-11-062021-11-07
1272021-11-052021-11-06
392021-11-042021-11-05
1262021-11-032021-11-04
682021-11-022021-11-03
2442021-11-012021-11-02
2102021-10-312021-11-01
1642021-10-302021-10-31
3092021-10-292021-10-30
2682021-10-282021-10-29
3012021-10-272021-10-28
1242021-10-262021-10-27
882021-10-252021-10-26
52021-10-242021-10-25
02021-10-012021-10-23
edit: data gathered with twarc
 
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Alyssa, I beg you, convince Fat Paul to sell his part of the Tranch, buy an RV, and move to Baltimore. Some of the Dreamlanders are still alive, there's still time for John Waters to film a movie for the 21st century!
If the tranch is mortgaged I guarantee it's in negative equity.
If bought outright the value has plummeted. There is nothing to 'sell'.
 
Imagine trusting strangers with your house and dogs and those strangers end up being Kindness and Bonnie.
“Hey, um, guys... thanks for the weed & shrooms. But sorry about your dog getting outside and running away. We kinda figured he’d just hang outside around the house for the day. That’s what the alpacas do.”
 
If the tranch is mortgaged I guarantee it's in negative equity.
If bought outright the value has plummeted. There is nothing to 'sell'.
And I don't think John Waters would come out of retirement for Fat Paul and his yeasty BPD pussy, but I'd love to see it happen nevertheless.
Tran Ranch is definitely mortgaged, and it's worth less than nothing in its current state, meaning Paul fucked his mother over.
SO! Old Tranch Lore:

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This means it was once worth 33k like this states and was owned by penny's mom. They built TRANCH 1 on it which included them GRIFTING $9,357 FROM DONORS for renovations. The home was likely built off of mombux and sold for over $400k ( not sure how much they invested into constructing the house )

WHO OWN'S THE CURRENT TRANCH?

ANSWER:
Paul's mom

So the new Tranch is likely paid for by Paul/Troon Boone's mom according to this report as she's listed as a resident despite living in New York, confirmation was made after searching and finding out she owns 2 properties. Naturally nobody else on the Tranch owns anything.

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SO YES! THIS IS ANOTHER CASE OF TROON NEPOTISM AND MOMBUX! SO OPPRESSED TFW

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:thinking:Another app/profile we dont know about? Or just bullshiting for for the sympathy grift?
I think I remember her saying she uses the Wag app as well as Rover. This is probably a very busy time of year, but she is probably also lying. Plus, if she's "booked" all month and it doesn't even cover her rent, she's doing it wrong.

I would never let weird strangers in my home and let them take care of my dog, but if I did, oh boy would I be fucking pissed if they did this in my house. They have no respect for anyone's belongings. If they want to toss their own records all over the floor, fine, but don't do that with someone else's. These dog owners are clearly idiots if they did leave instructions that guests are welcome and some *wink wink* "eat me" note under their shrooms and pot. If they come home to all their shit eaten, cabinets rifled through, and Kindness and Bonnie shrugging their shoulders at their lost dog because they were tripping balls, they would almost deserve the fact that these dog watching apps won't do basically anything about it. Next time, hopefully, they will leave their dog with someone better, or board it, or take it with them. Don't be cheap on who takes care of your children or pets. If you pay a rate only a crackhead would take, that is who you are leaving alone in your home.
 
If you're dumb enough to not only associate with this walking dumpster fire but also to let them in or around your domicile when you're not around....you get what you deserve.
Problem is no one's going to do a background check on every single fucknugget available on a gig economy app so there's no way they'd be aware she's a BPD trainwreck coming their way.
 
If you're dumb enough to not only associate with this walking dumpster fire but also to let them in or around your domicile when you're not around....you get what you deserve.
Exactly…would you hire a babysitter with the lowest rates in town to watch your child? What do you think is going to happen if you do the same thing with a dog sitter?
 
Problem is no one's going to do a background check on every single fucknugget available on a gig economy app so there's no way they'd be aware she's a BPD trainwreck coming their way.
I mean I get it to a degree, am I gonna check every single person I get an uber with? No but I never checked out my cabbies either. There's a big difference between catchin a ride or getting some food delivered versus someone staying in your home and watching after your pets.

Shit, a background check dude? All you would have to do is ask her how her day is and you would get enough red flags that you would look like a communist parade.
 
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