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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The tranch has made contact with the natives. Even included some free alpaca yarn from their farm. Probably wasn't selling.
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Huh...this dude receiving the stuff doesn't look too enthused by the "help" he's receiving lol
Also Kevin is holding the phone so close to his fat face you can hear him breathing in the mic 🤮
 
My God, you're right! Another male/female pair developing in the post-Kindness era?
The most optimistic I can think of is that jbean is getting the cashapp money because either the two ftms have been banned from cashapp, still have their deadnames on cashapp and really don't want to be doxed, or they owe Jarrod money for something like weed and are covering it up by asking for testosterone.

My least optimistic is that Tempest and Jarrod hooked up. Call the police.

Huh...this dude receiving the stuff doesn't look too enthused by the "help" he's receiving lol
Also Kevin is holding the phone so close to his fat face you can hear him breathing in the mic 🤮
If I was the dude getting help from a man cosplaying as a pink haired dangerhair womanwith a hero complex I'd look the same.
 
@Meiwaku incredible effortposts

@0 1 would you please consider linking directly to this series of posts in the OP? (sorry, the post is too long to add to quote function)


My only contribution is a rendition of what i think jen would look like with bolt-ons.

oof the capsular contracture
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The tranch has made contact with the natives. Even included some free alpaca yarn from their farm. Probably wasn't selling.
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Ouch. If ever proof was needed that this whole ‘mutual aid’ shit has nothing to do with the Lakota and everything to do with the Tranch trying to look amazing and generous and totally supportive of natives so give us your money guys. Penny standing there and handwaving, saying they have a load more stuff in storage to bring along, as the Lakota guy just looks at him. He really did expect to be welcomed with open arms and endless shouts of “thank you”. The hard expression on the face of the Lakota dude is hilarious (why the fuck are they giving him ‘rug yarn’?) and it’s only made better when Kevin pipes up from behind the camera with his best lithpy pathetic girl-voice and is completely ignored.

Penny & co, the natives do not like being used as a pawn in your grifting lark. You might want to stop now. Just stick to recycling he grift money through your friend in Denver.
 
Human not alpaca bones, 5/7

I guess it is "transphobic" to suggest you should not troon out if you can't afford your titty skittles?
Transphobic AND gatekeeping.




I'm a fan of the classics
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It's so telling that they have to make sure all of their generous donations to the poor Injuns are video taped so that everyone can see how charitable the tranch is. It absolutely comes across as charity to make the tranch look better instead of charity for the sake of goodwill. I continue to fail to see why the donations had to go through the tranch's hands first instead of directly to the natives themselves. I don't think the Lakota are so backwards that they can't set up their own GoFundMes or Amazon wishlists that Penny could signal boost, but that would mean no tear-jerking videos of some troons giving gifts to the poor savages. In fact, it would probably be nicer to have the Lakota put together their own wishlists instead of what the troons think they want. I'm reminded of what we'd do in elementary school every holiday season where each class would "adopt" a struggling family and we were given a list put together by the family that we were encouraged to bring in items for. We would be told about the kind of family we were giving to, such as if it was a family with two young boys or a family with a teen girl and a toddler boy, that kind of thing. Sometimes there were specific items that the kids would request, like if one of them really liked Superman. Not as large scale as what the tranch is doing, but a lot better than "Come buy us the same tacticool shit we use so we can give it to the Lakota."

Jarrod continues to look like he's about to tell me not to come to school tomorrow.
 
Penny & co, the natives do not like being used as a pawn in your grifting lark. You might want to stop now. Just stick to recycling he grift money through your friend in Denver.
Man's probably thinking, "It's been over a century and the White Man is still trying to showboat bringing 'enlightenment' to 'noble savages'." Even then it's cold and it's depressing outside, and if you're on the poorer side, it is probably depressing on the inside too.

And again, if I was being filmed by troons trying to pity me, I'd want to off myself right there too. Giving is its own gift, Penny, not its own grift.
 
@Meiwaku incredible effortposts

@0 1 would you please consider linking directly to this series of posts in the OP? (sorry, the post is too long to add to quote function)


My only contribution is a rendition of what i think jen would look like with bolt-ons.

oof the capsular contracture
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If anyone makes a concise directory linking to each post in the series, I'll add that into the OP.
 
Ouch. If ever proof was needed that this whole ‘mutual aid’ shit has nothing to do with the Lakota and everything to do with the Tranch trying to look amazing and generous and totally supportive of natives so give us your money guys. Penny standing there and handwaving, saying they have a load more stuff in storage to bring along, as the Lakota guy just looks at him. He really did expect to be welcomed with open arms and endless shouts of “thank you”. The hard expression on the face of the Lakota dude is hilarious (why the fuck are they giving him ‘rug yarn’?) and it’s only made better when Kevin pipes up from behind the camera with his best lithpy pathetic girl-voice and is completely ignored.
Truly bleak shit.
I think there was *some* buy in - at one point they were claiming that the Rez had requested specific items and they’d tailored the Amazon wish list to suit.

But yeah, they weren’t invited in, no smiles and thankyous, just one completely disinterested dude supervising them. That’s not going to go down well with the audience, it will be interesting to see what happens with the generosity of donors going forward.

So in the end, this wasn’t about money laundering or drug running or anything exciting like that. It’s Penny trying to get into the business of being a professional charity on other peoples behalf. He’s had a taste of the money that’s out there if the cause is just right, and he wants to expand the reach of rhe Tranch and build up their reputation as do-gooders, not just as a simple charity case themselves..
Better reputation = more income for them and as long as the money passes through their hands, and some necessary expenses can be taken off the top for gas and admin and the like - heck, even wages and pension packages and boardrooms eventually like the big players? A guy can dream.

But that was a rocky start. That burned, the lack of gratitude. The hostility in that fella’s eyes, the embarrassment. Made a loss on this one too, just to keep everything looking clean.
It’s a quiet drive back across the wintery plains. They’re all tired, Penny driving most of it. Time for reflection. How to keep up appearances and pretend that everything went great. But Kevin’s grating voice keeps piping up from the backseat. He won’t stop talking about transformers, and his bolt-on breast ambitions. No grasp of the situation at all, he’s only pissed off that he didn’t get what he wanted for breakfast, and that the cell service has been lousy the whole way.
Penny slips the automatic pistol from the door pocket into his coat. The weight is comforting. At the next rest stop he’ll do it, maybe.
 
The tranch has made contact with the natives. Even included some free alpaca yarn from their farm. Probably wasn't selling.
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Not them posting their license plate number, CBP•518 ,when they’re supposedly being stalked no less, for everyone to see.

Also, I’m confused on this fundraiser. Why on earth are they hand delivering items when they could have just set up a PO Box or redirected any Amazon packages to the addresses they are supposed to go to? They already have their addresses since they went to their homes. Why do these families need cash money hand delivered to them? They don’t have bank accounts? Under the table money? Whatever. I don’t run a non profit or anything, but I think filming the specific people receiving the goods and money is a bad idea because they’re obviously in a poor area and their neighbors could start getting ideas.
 
Truly bleak shit.
I think there was *some* buy in - at one point they were claiming that the Rez had requested specific items and they’d tailored the Amazon wish list to suit.

But yeah, they weren’t invited in, no smiles and thankyous, just one completely disinterested dude supervising them. That’s not going to go down well with the audience, it will be interesting to see what happens with the generosity of donors going forward.

So in the end, this wasn’t about money laundering or drug running or anything exciting like that. It’s Penny trying to get into the business of being a professional charity on other peoples behalf. He’s had a taste of the money that’s out there if the cause is just right, and he wants to expand the reach of rhe Tranch and build up their reputation as do-gooders, not just as a simple charity case themselves..
Better reputation = more income for them and as long as the money passes through their hands, and some necessary expenses can be taken off the top for gas and admin and the like - heck, even wages and pension packages and boardrooms eventually like the big players? A guy can dream.

But that was a rocky start. That burned, the lack of gratitude. The hostility in that fella’s eyes, the embarrassment. Made a loss on this one too, just to keep everything looking clean.
It’s a quiet drive back across the wintery plains. They’re all tired, Penny driving most of it. Time for reflection. How to keep up appearances and pretend that everything went great. But Kevin’s grating voice keeps piping up from the backseat. He won’t stop talking about transformers, and his bolt-on breast ambitions. No grasp of the situation at all, he’s only pissed off that he didn’t get what he wanted for breakfast, and that the cell service has been lousy the whole way.
Penny slips the automatic pistol from the door pocket into his coat. The weight is comforting. At the next rest stop he’ll do it, maybe.
So hold up, the Lakotas DIDN'T know the tranches were coming? That is so embarrassing.
 
Not them posting their license plate number, CBP•518 ,when they’re supposedly being stalked no less, for everyone to see.

Also, I’m confused on this fundraiser. Why on earth are they hand delivering items when they could have just set up a PO Box or redirected any Amazon packages to the addresses they are supposed to go to? They already have their addresses since they went to their homes. Why do these families need cash money hand delivered to them? They don’t have bank accounts? Under the table money? Whatever. I don’t run a non profit or anything, but I think filming the specific people receiving the goods and money is a bad idea because they’re obviously in a poor area and their neighbors could start getting ideas.
I think it comes down to the fact that there were a lot of items on that list that were things that the tranch had asked for before. If it passes through their hands and 90-95% gets to the stated destination? Well who’d even notice that?

Answer: Us.
 
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