The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Miss Misery]

Aw his dad and stepmom look really sweet. What a shame they got stuck with Penny.

 

[Meiwaku]

The Am has landed. Also I cannot tell if this post is a troll or not.

I feel like changing the background of this image could be endlessly funny

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I feel like changing the background of this image could be endlessly funny

I hope you're satisfied.



At least a bit.

Spoiler: template

Edit: moar

 

[Humbert Humbert]

@Boris Blank's glass eye beat me to it, but I made a template of penny himself without the garbage bags.

Spoiler: Penny

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

@Boris Blank's glass eye beat me to it, but I made a template of penny himself without the garbage bags.

Spoiler: Penny

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I like the dirty implications of him showing up to war zones with a pick-up truck carrying <things>.

 

[Neko GF]

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

The begging never stops among the inhabitants of the tranch.

https://twitter.com/NeptuneVulpis/status/1484960404044324864 (https://archive.ph/YtCsL)

 

[Owlflaps]

The begging never stops among the inhabitants of the tranch.
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Do these troons even get a salary at the tranch?

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

The begging never stops among the inhabitants of the tranch.
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I guess it is "transphobic" to suggest you should not troon out if you can't afford your titty skittles?
What is crazy is if you have a job with health insurance they are covered in many states.
So rather than e-begging from strangers on line you could actually work and then get your employer's heath plan to cover all or part of them.
I know I might as well be trying to explain algebra to a dog by trying to explain to a tranny that you can work and earn money to pay for things you want rather than begging.

 

[Hitman One]

The begging never stops among the inhabitants of the tranch.
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Give us $500 for our precious horse piss tablets in four days . Why not just ask mxtress if xhe has any going spare?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I like the dirty implications of him showing up to war zones with a pick-up truck carrying <things>.

Would you believe me if I said that I took a glance at the photo and assumed he was in front of a dumpster? Yes i am autistic

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[Aunt Carol]

Give us $500 for our precious horse piss tablets in four days . Why not just ask mxtress if xhe has any going spare?

That's one of the outdoor FtMs, I think.

 

[Flour]

The Serfs don't even get money from the Tranch for their hormones. That's sad.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

That's one of the outdoor FtMs, I think.

Surely "jbean" would be Josie's cashapp though?

 

[retard strength]

You must earn your way into the Estrogen Injection ritual circle nights. You must work twice as hard if you are a woman, for you are an outsider intruding on our holy safe space with your icky manly Testosterone injections.

Hmm.. your trip escorting Kevin to the Costco was appreciated, but what else have you offered to the Tranch lately? Come back inside and speak to Penny after your next worthy deed.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Surely "jbean" would be Josie's cashapp though?

My God, you're right! Another male/female pair developing in the post-Kindness era?

 

[Miss Misery]

I hope you're satisfied.

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At least a bit.

Spoiler: template

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Would you believe me if I said that I took a glance at the photo and assumed he was in front of a dumpster? Yes i am autistic

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I want to say pilamaya to both of you for not doing any that make fun of Natives or the sorry state of Pine Ridge and reservations in general.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I grew up on ranches, and I'm completely bewildered by their firearm selection. Guns are not the most important thing a ranch can have, but it can be important to have one or two good utility items. Of course, this isn't really a ranch, but they can't even ape what I would expect to see on a functioning ranch.

It's a siege mentality LARP. It's less about actually forming a functioning, self-sustaining ranch; and more about pretending they are surrounded by evil TERFs and transphobic militia.
Emphasis on "pretending".

God I can't believe I never thought about the fact that they don't have a shotgun and they live in rattlesnake country. Fuck knows none of them are a good enough shot to hit a snake from a safe distance with a shotgun, to say nothing of a rifle or pistol.

Rattlesnakes are more important to the local ecosystem than troons will ever be.

That being said, Colorado only has three species of venomous snake, all three are also rattlesnakes. Two of which have extremely limited range in Colorado (Midget Faded rattlesnake & Desert Massasuaga) However, the position of Westcliffe in the rockies puts them outside of the range of all three species.

Of course I wouldn't put it past these numb-nuts to mistake a harmless species as a rattlesnake.

 

[Swiss46]

Do these troons even get a salary at the tranch?

The serfs are called serfs for a reason.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

The tranch has made contact with the natives. Even included some free alpaca yarn from their farm. Probably wasn't selling.