I told her to make a simple WoggleGame and put it on Steam for cheap. It's just one time $100 fee and then it's there forever, sending her money every time someone buys it.
There's some insanely easy plug and play engines she could use now too. Since she likes stories, some sort of visual novel in RenPy or something would do wonders for her.
Chris had a lot more weens that wanted a piece of Christory. One of the guys that used to post here bought the cursed Sonic Totem from him for some stupid amount of money. You know, this monstrosity:
That still requires talent not to mention hiring somebody to make the models and backgrounds. Unless she's somehow able to export them from iClone or whatever software she's using.
I think it was the ease of distribution that turned her off, with steam anyone can buy her games and get them instantly even the trolls. But with her retarded dvd mailing she can ensure only true and honest wogglefans get her movies... or at least that's how it works in her mind.
In my little project I used print screen to "export" images from her videos.
But she gives a lot of those things for free or at a loss. The book was given away for free, plushies are sold at a loss, she can't verify anybody's identity.
And this is why she will never make any real money off of this. The whole point of selling something is to make money. She's going about this wanting people to love the Wogglebug like she does. It's never going to happen but she's still hoping that in doing this enough buzz will be made and some big studio will swoop in and make these things for her.
Oh it'd be insanely easy. Screenshots of whatever models she's using like @Illuminati Order Official did, get some stock photo backgrounds, type in words. Based on her current skill for making things, even if its pretty low end and generic, she would be fully capable with the toolset she currently has. It wouldn't be GOOD but it could easily end up being one of those meme visual novels people buy up enmasse because it's so weird if she prices it right.
Yeah but it would still look like shit.
You expect too much. Even characters in her movies don't emote or use body language.
It looking like dogshit is part of the sales pitch for me.
Yeah that why I said, "Any kind of game like that would just have the assets she's already got standing there awkwardly with no change in their appearance. And for that she'd charge like $20.".
Only if it ends with him leading Slyvie, Froggy and everybody else into the gas chamber to be killed.
It would be discounted to $5 within a month of release. And I'd pay $5 for any Woggle merch if it doesn't mean doxing myself to Cherie.
Spoilers for the Genoma Gas Disaster!
Different cry thing
It's an episodic VN where Sylvie, Froggy and Woggie are childhood friends growing up in the sleepy village of Genoma, OZ. The Genoma Institute of Public Sanitation releases chemicals into the water that make Genoma residents gay serial killers and Sylvie is a time traveller who reverts to the beginning if you fail to stop Woggie or Froggy from becoming seropositive. Your job as a player is to identify who is and isn't gay, which changes each playthrough, gather clues leading you to avoid bad endings and free Genoma from the damn, dirty homos once and for all.
