Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

voidvoidvoid said:

>muh fibromyalgias
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Oh dear lord. She's assembling the combo platter.

Lose 30 lbs. Eat a better diet. Exercise. I don't understand why she can't do exercises that don't involve walking. She's been moaning on TikTok about her foot preventing her from exercising. She has arms. She has legs that can exercise without her feet having to touch the ground. She just lazy.

Now she claims the nurse she called says it could take six months and she needs physical therapy. I'm trying to imagine PT in PT. Being that she has terrible hygiene and is a lazy blob I truly feel for anyone physical therapists that have to work with her. Imagine if she comes there in cosplay and pronoun pins.

Dysnomia said:

Oh dear lord. She's assembling the combo platter.

Lose 30 lbs. Eat a better diet. Exercise. I don't understand why she can't do exercises that don't involve walking. She's been moaning on TikTok about her foot preventing her from exercising. She has arms. She has legs that can exercise without her feet having to touch the ground. She just lazy.

Now she claims the nurse she called says it could take six months and she needs physical therapy. I'm trying to imagine PT in PT. Being that she has terrible hygiene and is a lazy blob I truly feel for anyone physical therapists that have to work with her. Imagine if she comes there in cosplay and pronoun pins.

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Because doing literally anything puts her at GRAVE risk of showing improvement and growth. And that comes with expectations. We can't have that now.

Isn't Debbie in a wheelchair from Fibro? Or was is something else? I genuinely can't remember.

Fibromyalgia is real, but like IBS is not very well understood, often misdiagnosed, and up until recently also very understudied. Fibro is rarely the primary diagnoses and is usually found in certain "constellations" of autoimmune/neurological/musculoskeletal/psychiatric/endocrine/gastro disorders and syndromes that are difficult to diagnose/treat and often overlap due to their varying causes and comorbidities. There will always be malingerers, but these things do exist.

I don't think it would be too far-fetched to say that some of Ass-ton's mental health issues have a strong genetic component (my money is on some spicy flavor of schizo-affective disorder since Debs gots the 'Polars), and along with that could POSSIBLY come other genetic issues, but I personally think the most obvious culprits to Pixy's aches and pains would be PT's dogshit diet, complete lack of hygiene, and absence of any regular physical activity over the last 2 decades. Not that she'll ever recognize or admit that as she believes that everything happens TO her, not BECAUSE of her action/inaction.

My personal prediction is that we'll soon be inundated with a tsunami of panicked death announcement tiktoks every time she googles her rotten bussy problems or random ouchies and owwies from being molded to her bed 24/7.

Bunch of new TikToks but nothing new to see. It's the ol' I'm dying. I'm an intersex male and you will NOT misgender me. I have freedom of speech. I'm dying. I'm not dying. I don't want to die. I'm dying.

Also, she wants to go camping at the Sherwood Renaissance Faire but doesn't want to be misgendered. The last time she went everyone there was mean to her and misgendered her and they were attacking the port-o-potties causing her unicorn tights to get damaged. She even corrected herself and said "male" unicorn. I don't know why it is so important that we all know it's a male unicorn. But whatever.

Now if you recall, Pixy previously claimed that she has no memory of whatever happened at the last faire and that her "male" unicorn tights were ripped and had a mysterious stain therefore she was raped. I guess either the wacky tabs are kicking in again or she has decided to stop the rape LARP because it didn't get the attention she thought it would.

Also, she has a neck injury now. She said that it felt like someone stabbed her neck with a needle without her consent while in bed. Then she goes on to say it's probably nerve issues from her foot. Also she washed her sheets but she's still itchy. Maybe try showering as well? Just a suggestion.

She's doing a Godzilla painting for her March art show even though she doesn't like the painting and thinks she is bad at painting kaiju. Then why paint that? Is there a theme going on that she's entering in a contest? Seems her best thing is cats and she should stick to that.

Editing because I just derped up and forgot to mention why she has the neck injury. She thinks she got hurt while the police were transporting her to the mental hospital. This is after she blamed the neck injury on a non-consensual mystery needle and her foot. I think she just slept in a weird position or needs a new pillow.

the wonders a shower and some meds would do for pixy would be documented for ages.

voidvoidvoid said:

>muh fibromyalgias

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Too untrusting of doctors to go unless it's emergent (sic).

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Of course she doesn't trust doctors, they won't molly-coddle her delusions and bow to her every demand, but she's still an ER frequent flyer because the stress of attention deficiency eventually sends her into crisis mode. So she continues to subject herself to/inflict herself on medical services without doing anything to actually address any of her health problems.

I'M DYING
I HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS
HE/HIM NOT SHE/HER
HELP ME
YOU WILL RESPECT ME
I'M SCARED ️


No comment here. Just....

So Pixy smells like a photo album?

I want to say it's the pills but she complained about weird smells before. Maybe get some fresh air and stop sitting in that filthy room surrounded by junk all day?

Dysnomia said:

So Pixy smells like a photo album?

I want to say it's the pills but she complained about weird smells before. Maybe get some fresh air and stop sitting in that filthy room surrounded by junk all day?

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i wonder how much of her issues are caused by her room considering mites are a thing as well as bed bugs and whatever other creatures are lurking in her room.

It's incredible watching Sarah's devolution into a munchie/malingering blob who's basically waiting to die. As much as she insists she's still a cosplayer, we've been deprived/spared from the roadkill-looking wigs and pooping poses for months. Don't think she's painted or drawn anything new in a good while either. She goes outside occasionally, as seen in her recent TikToks, but otherwise she spends most of her days lying in bed, looking up every single physical sensation she experiences to find what's "wrong" with her, and feels compelled to whine about all of them online. The hospital stay did absolutely nothing. Still don't think she's really schizo and should be on antipsychotics, though there really isn't a treatment for her actual problem (narcissistic-histrionic attention seeking), so schizo meds it is.

I was thinking when she complained about feeling cold and like she was fading/floating away, that those might be side effects of her new meds, along with possibly dehydration. But who the fuck knows at this point. She's dying, she's old, she has rights, she smells, etc. I also don't understand why people continue to engage with her idiotic pity-bait and then she turns around and cries about being ignored every other day. Guess they're suckers for losers like her and fail to see the bigger picture, but no matter how nice they are, it's not enough for Ass-ton. Love how she just accepts this Ryan guy's theory about the Chinese being to blame for taking her TikTok post down. These orbiters enable zero accountability for anything she does. Wonder if anyone buys her story about her neck pain totally being caused by whiplash in a police car. Her foot will never heal either, so no point in seeking physical therapy, she's crippled forever and will die without ever going to Disneyland. Boohoo.

Let us not forget that she also now has a "new" car thanks to mommy dearest and it's just sitting at the house. She's not going to bother with trying to get a job possibly ever again. Plus she hasn't given up the tranny larp either like she pretended to after losing the other car and before going to the psych ward. If she's taking the car anywhere, it's to a McDonald's drive-thru and nowhere else. Debbie's an idiot.

I am genuinely surprised Pixy only weighs 167. If she's 5' 1", I honestly would have guessed her as at least 10 lbs heavier. Also, she may be malingering this mental illness thing to not work.

The “I don’t smell dead or like food or like a pool float or a photo album” made me spray coffee out my nose.

Pixy is just sad so much of the time now but every now and again she says something that is so fantastically bizarre it makes me cry laugh.
What do her pool floats smell like? So many questions.

moorhen said:

What do her pool floats smell like? So many questions.

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Pool floats have a very specific plasticky smell, especially right out of the packaging. Beach balls smell the same way. I know exactly what she's talking about.

It's interesting that she's listed two specific plastic smells - pool floats and photo albums. They both smell like plastic and static electricity (don't ask me to describe what that smells like, it just does) but in different ways.

I've never encountered a human being who smells like plastic or even comes close. She's having some kind of olfactory hallucinations. Shame she's too young for early onset Alzheimer's, it could explain some stuff.

However, she could also be thinking of mildew/mold smell if by "pool floats and photo albums" she means ones that she or her family personally own. I wouldn't be shocked if she smells like mildew or mold, most likely because of perpetually unwashed towels or leaving clothes in the washer too long before drying them.

Polexia Aphrodisia said:

Pool floats have a very specific plasticky smell, especially right out of the packaging. Beach balls smell the same way. I know exactly what she's talking about.

It's interesting that she's listed two specific plastic smells - pool floats and photo albums. They both smell like plastic and static electricity (don't ask me to describe what that smells like, it just does) but in different ways.

I've never encountered a human being who smells like plastic or even comes close. She's having some kind of olfactory hallucinations. Shame she's too young for early onset Alzheimer's, it could explain some stuff.

However, she could also be thinking of mildew/mold smell if by "pool floats and photo albums" she means ones that she or her family personally own. I wouldn't be shocked if she smells like mildew or mold, most likely because of perpetually unwashed towels or leaving clothes in the washer too long before drying them.

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My guess is that she's trying to go for the mildew/mold scent. Especially if it's a towel that's been unwashed for so long. I can kinda picture her having that sorta scent alongside BO and unwashed funk.

As far as smelling dead, unless she means decomposition, then yes, I can see that, otherwise cadavers have an odd soft saccharine scent to them, especially if the individual took care of themselves. Like fresh plastic, you can't put words to describe the scent of cadavers completely, but you'll recognize it if you work/worked in the field.

I think her bipolar is just so poorly managed she's psychotic, and has been for a while.

I've smelt some pretty good photo albums in my time.

See you in a day or two, Ashtray! Enjoy rotting in your moldy room without the distraction of 5-10 strangers who pat your flabby ass online every day!

I know I'm being extra mean but it's so hard to have sympathy or even believe she's severely mentally ill when she's constantly pulling these childish stunts instead of making even the tiniest bit of effort to improve her situation. I still don't understand what she wants from other people. Nobody can solve any of her problems for her. Stupid hug reacts and useless platitudes are all she can hope to get by crying online 24/7/365.

Phouquehead said:

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See you in a day or two, Ashtray! Enjoy rotting in your moldy room without the distraction of 5-10 strangers who pat your flabby ass online every day!

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She's already posting less than 24 hours later.
She couldn't even make it a whole day.

Starting off with a classic


Crying about burgers


Nobody loves you because you're fucking annoying Sarah