🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Falcon Sebben said:
That I can get behind or as @Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said it's the "asshole tax". Basically overcharging him for what normally would be a $2000 experience. Which is still not worth it.

I mean the cost is determined by how much people are willing to pay for it.
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All of this talk of prostitutes and brothels in Nevada reminded me of a story from some friends of mine.
On on of the then-yearly trips to Reno for Super Bowl (extended) weekend, a group of my friends were well into the drunken (or other substance) antics they would get into and decided to visit a brothel for laughs. They ended up in two taxis to make the trip to whichever one it was. The first group arrived and one of them decides he wants to get a prostitute. The chosen whore looks at him and says it will be $400 for an hour. He's annoyed at the high price and says no. The next taxi arrives and one of the guys from that has the same idea. He goes to the same whore, who quotes him $200 for an hour. He goes for it. The first guy is pissed and he storms out and gets a taxi out of there. The rest of the guys stay to check out souvenirs and commence/resume drinking, waiting for the session to end so they can collect the friend and get back to Reno. The guy with the whore apparently has a fixation with oral sex, because he is going down on the whore, and then switches to eating her ass. He's going to town on her well-used donut and after a while she tells him "You know you can fuck me, right?". He responds that he's good and keeps at it. The first hour passes and he agrees to keep paying her... and keeps eating her ass. Around the second hour, she leaves the room and goes to the other guys and tells them to come get him because he's too out of his normal frame of mind to make the financial decision to keep paying money to lick her asshole. They collect him and get a taxi back to Reno. The next morning he was pissed at himself, complaining that he spent $400 to eat a whore's ass for 2 hours. He came home early, rather than continue to face the other guys who knew what happened for the rest of the 5-day weekend. He also stopped hanging out, probably out of shame, and possibly as a concession to his wife.
 
Marble Jack said:
Russ is the type of dude that thinks the American Pie movies are American documentaries. All the heroes gets laid. He's owed pussy on general principle. If he doesn't get it, you are being mean and want him to die.
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I mean, we all are being mean and want him to die. And we're his biggest fans. Possibly even his Only Fans.
 
This is Russ and he views his whole existence as an "underdog story" movie.

The underdog always wins in the end. It's known from the start.

So why is everyone going off-script?
 
Stinkyboy said:
Just remember, Russel has never had consensual sex he didn't pay for.
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From the stories of it I would even debate it's fully consensual. Hof was an asshole pimp, they let the ho up charge rusty for being a gross freak but they couldn't say no Dennis needs his money.

Pimps aren't good or nice people.

Russell is borderline a rapist, and such a cuck he paid for it. God damn when a guy who grabs a woman and fucks her in a windowless van is less a sexual loser than you.. wew Rusty.

He needed a big strong man to make a girl fuck him after he paid.
 
Dong-Liquor said:
The next morning he was pissed at himself, complaining that he spent $400 to eat a whore's ass for 2 hours. He came home early, rather than continue to face the other guys who knew what happened for the rest of the 5-day weekend. He also stopped hanging out, probably out of shame, and possibly as a concession to his wife.
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As much as I appreciate a bit of analingus, 2 hours of tongue-drilling in a whore's leather cheerio is a whole lot of too much, my GodBear!

I can only assume his wife was totally repulsed by the very idea of eating ass and never let him do it to her for him to take it to this level of butthole surfing no matter how drunk he was. Funny story, fam!
 
AnOminous said:
If you're making a dude cum with a part of your body it's sex. Otherwise you're getting into Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" territory.
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I get the logic but if I found that someone has only gotten people off with their hands and nothing else, I'm still going to give them shit if they have claimed to have had sex.
 
The most unsettling part of it being that Russ had a "friend" who not only consented to the act, but chose to spend time in Russels company. The conversation that must have been had...the mind recoils.
 
Clovis said:
The most unsettling part of it being that Russ had a "friend" who not only consented to the act, but chose to spend time in Russels company. The conversation that must have been had...the mind recoils.
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His name is Justin Anderson, and he was a some type of Utah Democrat chairman at the time.

And handjobs are not sex, people. Come on. That would mean if a virgin gets a handjob then they've had sex and lost their virginity.
 
One thing people don't understand is, sex is a loose term there's sexual intercourse that's what people tie to virginity but it's an insanely bizarre and gross thing.

Russell as we know is at least bi since we have proof of him trying to get with a male prostitute who even posted here.

But he jerked a gay guy off, to loosely quote a comedian, as a guy suck one dick you'll ALWAYS be a cock sucker.

It hurts his ego to call him a faggot for jerking a dude off, not even some prison gay or a confused 14 year old "well I just want to try" shit. A grown ass man traded a sexual favor. That's wack and gross.

Being that it was also an exchange, despite ok with both parties... That's not same to me as consenting sex the "I love you and want to do this" or even "ur hot lets grind bodies".

It's even funnier to laugh at Russell with out money or something else is a total kissless virgin. He jerked a guy off to PAY a girl who didn't like him to flop on her with a rubber. All to boost his ego.

It shows you how fucking weirdo mush mouth is, he jerked a gay guy off to boost his ego 20 minutes later.

It's like crashing your car to save gas money instead of getting your alignment done.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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It has frequently been said Russ scripts his life and then gets upset when others go off script. His most recent book announcement is exactly that!

Notice he says he's going to open his fantasy brothel, pass ballot measures and perform music, followed by "Bound to make leaps and bounds that will hopefully jumpstart my career (finally). And it will all be chronicled in this book."

He's literally writing his life in advance expecting it all to go as planned!
 
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