Well, because I had nothing better to do. I decided to write a bot to scrape user histories on Knockout. I felt like starting off with Maddie AKA Purple Haze and using it to get a full breakdown of their kink fueled psychosis. After processing 8,000+ posts and filtering their inane bullshit I present to you this overview. Perhaps I can make more user profiles over time for us to all laugh at. Consider this a breakdown on their fetish fueled insanity. Not many images right now as I'm typing on a work computer, but I may go back and edit them in. I'm also new to this so sorry if it's not up to Kiwi standards.
Purple Haze: The Dragonkin Dissociative LARPing Extraordinaire
Purple Haze is a highly online, transgender, furry/Otherkin-affiliated artist in their 30s, who has built an elaborate online persona rooted in VR, plurality, and whining about social justice.
They claim to struggle with severe anxiety, dissociation, and an obsession with digital escapism, which manifests as a dependence on VRChat, furry identity, and the belief in a “plural system. They are financially unstable, heavily reliant on knockout for attention, and deeply resistant to accepting reality—especially any form of skepticism towards their multiple personality disorder. At the core of it all, they are someone who cannot handle being a single, real-world person, so they've built an entire fantasy world where they are multiple people, living in a self-sustaining delusion that they actively reinforce with art, VR, and internet interactions.
"Headmates"
Purple Haze has what he calls "headmates" which are really just fetish characters wrapped in a thin layer of dissociation roleplay. This isn't plurality, it's one person running a solo kink server in their own head and calling it an identity. Of these characters here are a couple standouts:
Vivian – The Majestic Inflation Kink Dragon
- Height: 9'10" (Of course she is.)
- "Feels euphoria in VR at her true size" → Classic transformation fetish coding.
- Self-described protector, dominant, and powerful → Mommy dommy scalie persona.
- Canonically “different” from the body they share → Translation: Doesn't want to admit this is a fetish, so it’s now a headmate.
This hypersexualized self-insert lets Purple Haze live out their dragon transformation fantasy while pretending it's about "affirmation."
Maddie – The Runty Hybrid
- Species: Raccoon-cat hybrid → Furry hybrid nonsense to maximize cutesy, “feral but still cuddly” appeal.
- The “supportive” headmate → A.K.A "I needed a reason to pretend I'm play-fighting with myself in my own head.”
- "Created during stress" → Right. Because your trauma response was to make a snarky raccoon-cat instead of, I don’t know, dealing with emotions like a person.
This is the classic submissive brat OC repurposed into a headmate so they can have imaginary banter with themselves.
Leema – The “Mad Scientist” Tinkerer
- Joined the system later → Developed new kinks later.
- Role: The techy, experimenter type → Body mod, transformation kink enabler.
- "Mechanic by day, mad scientist by night" → Oh cool, a convenient excuse to have a experimental sex with your other personas.
- Absolutely reeks of someone who fantasizes about cybernetic body mods but doesn’t want to take care of themselves.
Reality check: This is not a “separate consciousness.” This is a thinly veiled lab coat OC that exists solely for the mad scientist + transformation fetish.
Duski – The 7-Foot-Tall “Mischievous Scamp”
- A Twili dragon → Because one dragon headmate wasn't enough.
- 7 feet tall → Not quite Vivian’s 9’10” but still within the "gargantuan but still hot" range.
- "Mischievous" → Translation: Plays into trickster predator/prey kinks.
- Definitely just Vivian with a different coat of paint.
Why do all of these "headmates" have distinct fantasy aesthetics and kink-coded personalities? Oh right, because this isn't plurality, it’s a dragon ERP roster.
Shadie – The Gengar "Who’s Totally Not A Fetish"
- "Recent inclusion" → Oh yeah, because your mental health condition just added a Pokémon.
- “I am in fact a Gengar” → No, you are in fact a grown adult pretending to be a spooky ghost for ERP reasons.
Cause why not throw a Pokémon kink in there?
Reality Avoidance & Delusions of Persecution:
- Considers genuine mental health concerns (therapy suggestions) as oppression, saying: "therapy pushing sounds more like a desire to...push my headmates away to hope that they lose whatever aspect of themselves that you can't accept".
- Portrays skepticism of their kink/fetishistic plurality as bigotry and transphobia—a predictable attempt to evade scrutiny.
Online Habits & Personality Quirks:
- Spends excessive hours playing Team Fortress 2, boasting about 6000 hours and getting into regular teammates.
- Terminally online, chronically posting about niche furry art, VRChat models, and how their life is affirming in VR.
- Completely financially dependent on niche avatar art commissions.
Random Highlights:
- Literally states that their "headmates" deliberately change their clothing and accessories IRL, and even shift their voices to let everyone around them know who's "fronting" right now. Imagine working retail with someone like this.
- When asked directly if their headmates "have sex with each other," they awkwardly deflect, implying it's happened: "yeah those can all be possible, I’ve seen and heard it be the case." Thanks for confirming that self-cest fanfiction is happening inside your head.
- Responded earnestly to the claim that Master Chief from Halo is practically plural, likening themselves to the sci-fi protagonist.
- Openly states they're exceeding their computer chair's weight limit—a comically self-aware own that could only come from an extremely sedentary furry artist.
- Purple Haze earnestly described feeling incredible "species euphoria" when their "girlfriend" visited and called them by their dragon name IRL, literally saying it "feels like incredible euphoria".
- Detailed a dream of finally being Vivian, saying it was "significant," since apparently dreaming about your furry persona is an important spiritual breakthrough.
- Admitted dramatically that adulthood made them love water, since otherwise their soda consumption would have literally destroyed their body, highlighting a surprisingly serious self-awareness about their poor life choices.
- Confessed to intense paranoia about bugs crawling on their skin "when there's no music or other ambient sound," emphasizing just how easily their brain spirals into horror movie scenarios from minor discomforts.
- Casually suggests "crushing and melting" people who programmed COVID misinformation bots.
- Went on a rant at Taco Bell’s website update, calling it "a trashfire," as if Taco Bell web design was a personal assault on their quality of life
- Defensively argued that frozen pizza boxes lie about cooking times, causing them to burn pizzas repeatedly, suggesting it’s common for them to "pass out drunk" while baking frozen pizza
- Openly admits to neglecting basic hygiene by stating streamer "Simple called me out on not brushing my teeth yet today" implying daily hygiene tasks are optional when distracted by internet streaming.
- Earnestly worried about being misgendered in drive-thrus because of paranoia, thinking people said "man" instead of "ma'am," showing that drive-thru interactions can cause them existential anxiety.
- Proudly wear a double padded bra for "supplementary boobage" while awaiting "Real Boobs™," treating wearing a bra as a monumental event.
- Casually admits to finding crumbs in their cleavage, describing cleaning them as "a big pain in the ass,"
- Proudly called crying at the Matrix Trilogy "the most Trans thing I've ever done in my life," Apparently, Trinity’s death is the absolute pinnacle of their trans experience.
- Unironically declared that "terrorism" is purely "a dogwhistle used for the public to side with authorities,"
- Proudly admits to commissioning vore art ("Oh yeah tonight I got a commission done involving that vore") casually dropping their fetish art orders in random forum conversations
Pics:
Coming soon unfortunately. If you have them handy pm them to me otherwise ill have to scrape a lot of images.
Conclusion:
Purple Haze is exactly what you'd expect from someone who's been terminally online for years, emotionally unstable, financially dependent on furry art, and too invested in VR roleplay. Their "plural system" of dragons, Pokémon, raccoon-cats, and mad scientists is transparently just a self-indulgent fetish parade with built-in excuses to avoid criticism or introspection.
They’re deluding themselves that this is somehow meaningful identity exploration, but anyone outside their echo chamber can see it clearly for what it is: a furry-fetish, dragon-transformation kink fanfiction brought to life, supplemented by extreme VR addiction, and shielded behind faux-progressive buzzwords.
In short, Purple Haze isn’t plural; they're just playing dress-up in their own head, hoping no one calls out that their Gengar persona isn't a unique mental health condition—it's a literal Pokémon fetish fantasy.
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