Debate @Forsaken Wanderer about women, the Ban Conspiracy, and if the Jews are telling Null what to do.

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Hitchhiker

Hitchhiker

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This thread is about our favorite little low-functioning New Zealander. He seems to believe that there is a Jewish conspiracy funded by Gabe Hoffman to create drama between the Autistic Thunderdome and the Beauty Parlor.



I don't even know what the fuck is going on in this one, but it nearly killed me


He also holds every single doomer opinion possible and would like everyone to know it.
Forsaken Wanderer said:
I think I speak for a lot of men here - I am in my 30s and I've never had a date.

I am short, chubby, balding, and fuck ugly (but not fuckable ugly, that isn't a thing).

Women aren't into those sorts of genetics that I and most other men have.

Every woman has a partner already. The few that don't aren't looking for one.

If you didn't manage to get a girlfriend pre 2010s then you are just as fucked as I.
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Forsaken Wanderer said:
I am an incel in my 30s and I have never even touched a woman once.

So I don't have practical knowledge or do I remember anything from health class.

But I do have some thoughts. 💕

Sex is a very intimate thing when it's between two people that love each other, and it's a special way to show love, so therefore I think even when the goal is not to produce young it is still important.

Also, most people don't realize that touch and intimacy are very important for human growth, it may even be as important as socializing. If you are lacking physical intimacy in your life then you will not properly develop into a healthy person.
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He can't find a cute 18 - 30, boyfriend-free girl.

Forsaken Wanderer said:
Yeap the gang is all back together.

We will be by 2030. The power outages and food shortages will cause riots. The police will only beat down white people. Non whites will become more violent. Chaos will envelop us.
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Forsaken Wanderer said:
Do you ever wonder where you will be when the dust settles and the calendar switches over to the next year?

There is a fair chance I won't make it to 2026 with how quickly my health is degrading.

At least one day the struggles will be over.
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If he doesn't die before this account gets banned, he will likely come back on his alt, so you will see more of him whether you like it or not.
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That retard has a youtube channel? Where he sperges out about KF drama, with facecam?
I'm amazed he's been on this site as long as he has without attracting more attention. He completely derailed a thread in Supporters when people asked about Cheezy/Toji's ban so he could rant at @Lurker and any other BP-adjacent posters.
 
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The classic picture of the incel whining about how they're hideously deformed and have no reason to continue on: completely normal looking dudes who spend too much time online and believe they're victims because they aren't the ~.01% of males who are muscular 6' chads with model features and a permanently flawless hairline.

Also some people get too invested in KF drama, but actually making YT videos about it is a step above. Good job.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Oh Lord, here we go again.

I am short, chubby, balding, and fuck ugly (but not fuckable ugly, that isn't a thing).
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Always the same lines they say, nothing new.
Ultrapenguin said:
The classic picture of the incel whining about how they're hideously deformed and have no reason to continue on: completely normal looking dudes who spend too much time online and believe they're victims because they aren't the ~.01% of males who are muscular 6' chads with model features and a permanently flawless hairline.
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I knew some incels who would be average, or even good looking if they shaved, practiced proper hygiene., and dressed a lot better. Made the mistake of trying to give them advice which only resulted in them blaming others, and I. They prefer being victims.
 
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Absolutego said:
That retard has a youtube channel? Where he sperges out about KF drama, with facecam?
I'm amazed he's been on this site as long as he has without attracting more attention.
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Here's a WIP halal thread about him. All information he readily provided online because he uses the same username on everything.
 
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The Last Stand said:
All information he readily provided online because he uses the same username on everything.
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>da joos are masters of subversive infiltration, they can and will read your thoughts to track you down!
>Oh no they found me! how could this happen?!!
Every fucking time, so unoriginal, @Forsaken Wanderer get better random thought generation material.
 
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Neodanthril said:
are you saying that cheezy beavy was a toji sock? or were they just banned at around the same time
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They both got put in a weeklong timeout for slapfighting, and apparently that was such a huge deal to @Forsaken Wanderer he felt the need to make a youtube video about it.
 
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This guy called advice to not power level a "Jewish trick":
Forsaken Wanderer said:
You just did it again. You did the Jew trick to my response about your Jew trick. what do you mean? I'm just saying don't tell people that your name is samual rodney parks and that you work at subway on 128 barry road at the sydney harbor steel works bridge, it's silly to talk about your facebook page on a site that """phonebooks""", it's silly that you told people that it's www.facebook.com\samualrodneyparks, that is silly, and it's stupid that you told people that you live at the sydney harbor steelworks apartment complex in room 18B, i'm just saying this because I care about you bro that is all. shalom.
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Rango Dango said:
they were casualties of the great war for the watamelon
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I type Toji in the search bar, gives me an error "search could not be completed". Just checked, looking for anything else still works.
Looks like I missed some drama.
Hitchhiker said:
This thread is about our favorite little low-functioning New Zealander. He seems to believe that there is a Jewish conspiracy funded by Gabe Hoffman to create drama between the Autistic Thunderdome and the Beauty Parlor.
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This sounds like a shitpost, but something tells me this retard is serious
 
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