Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%
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Fapcop said:
Nah… USPS is still the way to go. There’s like a century of precedence regarding unlawful search and seizure of mail.

Even the CIA got told off for snooping on people’s mail back in the day. There’s a postal inspector, but good luck finding that one letter that has some LSD or fentanyl strips among the millions of other letters.

Private carriers like FedEx and USPS otoh have little of those protections and they WILL go through your shit.* Unless you live in Minnesota, in which case it’s perfectly safe and recommended to send drugs through the mail, since Minnesota law says that law enforcement can’t inspect FedEx and USPS packages.

Gee, I wish I lived in MN where it’s basically risk free to get cocaine sent with a courier. Yisserees!
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Potentially Criminal said:
I worked at FedEx in law school, and we never randomly inspected that much stuff. Normally what happened is the conveyors ate your box or it got smashed up and we'd find the drugs while repacking things.....Or you were a retard and you didn't seal the package properly and it reeks of weed.
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***POWER LEVEL***

It actually is safer to send controlled substances in the mail using USPS, not necessarily because they need a warrent to inspect your packages (USP, FedEx, and USPS will never randomly inspect your package unless you give them a reason to like Sean said), but USPS is safer because it's easier to anonymously send parcels. Also, these mail services don't have machines that sniff drugs but they do have machines that sniff cash. Don't sent cash money through USPS without certain packaging.

I won't go into more details because even though it counts as free speech I don't think I should write a guide to breaking the law on KF.

Thread Tax: There are also ways to receive controlled items and be fairly safe. It's not as 100% foolproof as it is to send them but I wouldn't worry about it. Luckily Rekieta is a full blown wet-brained retard so he'll fuck up somehow.

Source: when I was doing this BTC was $7 a coin... and I still have a dozen bitcoins in a wallet I no longer have the login info for and every time I remember this I get sad...
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Captain Manning said:
What they're doing is weird.

They invited him, but they don't have him listed predominately in the literature, and are really playing down his involvement. @Folgers Can posted a NLO clip a few pages back where Melton and pals were talking about how they don't really like Nick, and he's only got one panel.

I think this is why people think they're gonna possibly snake him.
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Ngl I'll fucking laugh if instead they show shit about Nick instead of Aaron and nick has to sit there and take it
 
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Captain Manning said:
I think this is why people think they're gonna possibly snake him.
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Of course. You can already tell they're chomping at the bit to snake him because they don't even hide their contempt for Nick.

Nick has no charisma, he isn't entertaining, he isn't a loyal friend, and he otherwise adds nothing to their show. In fact, he detracts from it with his pathetic mush-minded ramblings and unfunny jokes. His whole personality is a detriment to the content.

As soon as it's clear that Nick is out of dirt, he's going to be ditched. They're fucking retards if they don't. Only bottom-feeding nobodies like Megan Fox could possibly gain anything from associating with him.
 
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Repost. I was unclear before.

Manning has been doing good work in the Farms, clarifying the history about Cory Goodman, in the wake of his tragic passing.

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Nick has chosen to mock Manning, "Dear John", in the wake of Cory's death. This is the subject of most of these posts featured in this tweet. I am not okay with that for many reasons....

...Not the least of it being that Nick has suicide baited at least 3x.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Repost. I was unclear before.

Manning has been doing good work in the Farms, clarifying the history about Cory Goodman, in the wake of his tragic passing.

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Nick has chosen to mock Manning, "Dear John", in the wake of Cory's death. This is the subject of most of these posts featured in this tweet. I am not okay with that for many reasons....

...Not the least of it being that Nick has suicide baited at least 3x.
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The dear John rant was one of the most uncomfortable and unhinged things I've ever watched. If I had any respect left to lose for Nick, I guarantee that would have killed it all off. Also, learning it was Manning, and then imagining Rackets seething at the guy who's current avatar is a picture from Evangelion featuring Racket's ass with a bottle shoved between his cheeks is beyond surreal.

Also, that asterisk on 'former' in the post seems to be doing a lot of heavy lifting. I've been lucky that I've never had to deal with addiction, but most people I know who have been successful in places like 12 step programs, almost always still refer to themselves as addicts. The core addiction still exists, which is why staying on the wagon is so important.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Repost. I was unclear before.

Manning has been doing good work in the Farms, clarifying the history about Cory Goodman, in the wake of his tragic passing.

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Nick has chosen to mock Manning, "Dear John", in the wake of Cory's death. This is the subject of most of these posts featured in this tweet. I am not okay with that for many reasons....

...Not the least of it being that Nick has suicide baited at least 3x.
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Our dear John needs to spend his time much more wisely

Like spending Easter Sunday on Twitter!
 
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Melty Butter said:
Repost. I was unclear before.

Manning has been doing good work in the Farms, clarifying the history about Cory Goodman, in the wake of his tragic passing.

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Nick has chosen to mock Manning, "Dear John", in the wake of Cory's death. This is the subject of most of these posts featured in this tweet. I am not okay with that for many reasons....

...Not the least of it being that Nick has suicide baited at least 3x.
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Meh. Who cares?

Balldoguards are gonna Balldoguard. It's in the name.

I think if I were the only person posting in this 8,638 page thread, that would be more than a little bizarre and obsessive, sure, but I am pretty clearly not. I'm not even the majority. Nobody is. Nor could anyone probably ever be given how utterly massive this thread is and the amount of interest in it.

Some interesting facts:

- There are 172,754 posts in this thread (as of my typing).
- Only 4,857 of those are mine.
- Therefore, approximately only 2.8% of the posts here are mine.
- I have seen plenty of cow threads where a single poster is a much bigger percentage of the thread. Sometimes even a majority of it.
- I also type fast, and mobilefag.

Bottom line is: I could stop posting tomorrow, and I don't think it would really change anything. When I came back from being hospitalized for nearly a month in the ICU for respiratory illness in January, there was a metric fuckton of posts I had to catch up on. And that was in the relatively slow pre-sentencing period.

I am not keeping this shit alive. Far from it.

Moreover, the outpouring of support I have received here and elsewhere has been well appreciated.

Also, remember what Sean said:

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Best not to give the Balldoguards seeking attention here the attention they want.

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We all wish him the best of luck. :medallion:
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See, that's the thing: I actually don't. Prison, sure. If it comes to that. But not the other thing. I'm taking the high road on that one. Unlike Nick, I actually try to be Christian.

A Very Big Fish said:
Also, that asterisk on 'former' in the post seems to be doing a lot of heavy lifting.
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Also "Esquire."

Because, you know...

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Vibralldo said:
Our dear John needs to spend his time much more wisely

Like spending Easter Sunday on Twitter!
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AND obsessing over Aaron... and his GOO!

EDIT: Elaboration.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
The dear John rant was one of the most uncomfortable and unhinged things I've ever watched. If I had any respect left to lose for Nick, I guarantee that would have killed it all off. Also, learning it was Manning, and then imagining Rackets seething at the guy who's current avatar is a picture from Evangelion featuring Racket's ass with a bottle shoved between his cheeks is beyond surreal.

Also, that asterisk on 'former' in the post seems to be doing a lot of heavy lifting. I've been lucky that I've never had to deal with addiction, but most people I know who have been successful in places like 12 step programs, almost always still refer to themselves as addicts. The core addiction still exists, which is why staying on the wagon is so important.
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Over half of coke addicts relapse, usually multiple times. Pretty sure it's even higher for alcoholics the first year after quitting...like 70%
 
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RaptInPlastic said:
Isn't pretending to be a lawyer and pretending to have a law firm or law services company, you know, crimes?
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It can be.

But I think my point there is that trying to emphasize that Nick is a lawyer is beyond fucking stupid at this point. I'm not making a legal argument. I'm just calling out a weak one.
 
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Captain Manning said:
I think this is why people think they're gonna possibly snake him.
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I hope for a Carrie moment where they publicly humiliate him just for sadistic shits and giggles. And that someone ignores the bullshit "no phones" rule and we get to see his melty.
Sneed Force One said:
Wait, Nick isn't allowed to complete CLEs because he's under probation?
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Nothing prohibits him from doing CLE while unauthorized to practice law.

Since the Minnesota Supreme Court has removed his authorization to practice law, though, it isn't just automatic that he gets his license back if he does. He has the burden to prove he's now again worthy of that authorization.

So if he does take that CLE and try that, they might remember his other indiscretions.

In fact, they can come at him just for what already is on the table. They may just be moving slowly on that because since Nick is not authorized to practice law anyway, it isn't a big priority for them. They might get more interested if they thought he was interested in becoming authorized again, instead of just permanently surrendering his license, something he should actually do since there is no human on the face of the planet who would be benefited by having some retard, coke-snorting, psychotic cuck, who on top of that is completely incompetent, as a lawyer.
 
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