TRUMP ECONOMY IN RUINS AS CHINA STAYS ONE STEP AHEAD
Well well, if it isn’t the first hundred days, it won’t be the next four years either. No solutions, not even executive orders! How about those appointments? Pam who? We all know she got hired on her back, because Lord knows those Epstein files are never getting released. Competency crisis: this is your government on DEI, dumb blondes instead of competent public servants like Powell and Garland. Let’s review:
Congress has completely failed to do anything. All of Trump’s bills have been DOA, that’s the Department of Assholes, a.k.a. Trump’s incompetent cabinet. Where are the tax cuts? What happened to all the waste and fraud that DOGE was supposed to find?
BLOCKED. No new laws, no new orders! Trump fell into the old Obama trap of relying on Executive Orders to push his agenda. Well, all he was able to accomplish was sinking his approval rating. REPRIMANDED by Justice Roberts. Sorry Trump, you’re not a king. The Judicial Branch has declared POOL’S CLOSED.
Now inflation is over 2% as eggs and gas continue to climb. Negative GDP, Americans scrape by without being able to save, but they also have to pay tariffs now. What are we liberating exactly? And not a single trade deal has been signed.
China enters the room. We got slapped around to drop our tariffs. America can’t even get Canada and Greenland while China strongarms India and Pakistan into a ceasefire. Who is the new world police? And they don’t even need to send troops. Speaking of troops, wasn’t the war in Ukraine supposed to over by now?