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Probably An Autist said:
I've also attached the adjusted .gif to download if .zips scare you and you want to run the above code.
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(EDIT: fuck me, wrong thread. I’ll move it) Very cool. Let me add the ultimate boomer solution…iOS version

For users that rely on their phones, you can auto watermark using iOS Shortcuts + a-She’ll Mini and it uses the same process as @Probably An Autist whipped up

Here’s how it’s done:

1) download iOS Shortcuts (the greatest app on iOS)

2) download a-Shell Mini

3) download the preconfigured shortcut (attached)

First Use

When you first run this, iOS will ask

1) for the text of the water mark

2) multiple times to ask if ffmpeg and a-Shell can have access to your photos, videos, etc. You won’t get this again. You’re just giving permission for the first time.

Customizing the Watermark

Here is where you can customize everything about the watermark. You can leave it as is, or, even better…

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Add an image file like an animated gif, maybe a Kiwi wiggler, or whatever you want. The “watermark text” variable is customizable. It’s available in the “text” field (shown above).


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This is all available from the Share Sheet and is so easy to use that your parents could be watermarking videos in minutes.

Here is the underlying code that makes this work using Shortcuts and ffmpeg via a-Shell


If anyone needs to know how to use iOS Shortcuts Google is your friend.

Here’s is a video that I added a watermark to. It’s really very fast and easy. Shows the process and the finished project. If anyone wants to go this route and has never used Shortcuts or a-Shell and ffmpg on iOS let me know and I can get more detailed. For anyone else that’s used Shortcuts, the one I linked will get you rolling in seconds. Welcome to the battlefield, grab your gayest weapon (an iPhone) and meet me on the frontlines!

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Doug S said:
Here’s is a video that I added a watermark to. It’s really very fast and easy. Shows the process and the finished project. If anyone wants to go this route and has never used Shortcuts or a-Shell and ffmpg on iOS let me know and I can get more detailed. For anyone else that’s used Shortcuts, the one I linked will get you rolling in seconds. Welcome to the battlefield, grab your gayest weapon (an iPhone) and meet me on the frontlines!

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If it's tucked in a corner like that, it's easy to crop. The whole thing is about making it impossible to remove or hide.
 
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SpellforceFan said:
"Faggot" doesn't hit nearly as much, and right wing grifting clip channels would still use it without ruining their narrative. "Nigger" is the closest reality has to a fantasy Power Word, where even so called conservatives are afraid to say it out loud.
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The only alternative should be an equally annoying to remove “kiwifarms.st”, or that as a static element alongside the niggermarks.

And, if we employ this sitewide, Null should make a “Kiwi+” for grifters so they have to spend money to access the non-niggermarked clips, but they’ll still be kiwimarked. You vill invest in ze Farms, you vill promote ze Farms, und you vill be HAPPY!
 
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SpellforceFan said:
If it's tucked in a corner like that, it's easy to crop. The whole thing is about making it impossible to remove or hide.
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That’s just the default settings. You can put it wherever you want.

And since you can also just use a gif, you can have the gif cover the whole screen if you want.
 
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That’s just the default settings. You can put it wherever you want.

And since you can also just use a gif, you can have the gif cover the whole screen if you want.
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Sure, but you should make the default settings in the center so it’s impossible to crop. We want the most annoying settings possible, and iOSfags are not known for being good with anything beyond toggles.
 
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Casshern said:
The only alternative should be an equally annoying to remove “kiwifarms.st”, or that as a static element alongside the niggermarks.
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Mass confusion is imo better - people would still be asking in comments on clipping channels why there's a slur superimposed on the clip, and others would reply to them with actual source. If channel's owner had started removing replies, their viewers would notice it and turn from watchers to a-logs. In this case the only two options are a) people are learning of the source of the clip, or b) clipping channel loses viewers AND those viewers-turned-a-logs naturally discover KF. We always win.
 
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That’s a good point. Maybe I’ll override it and make dead center the default option.
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It has to move. If it's a static overlay, then no matter the placement, it can be easily removed by AI, and while the resulting video will still have a faint "nigger" niggering in place, if the resolution and bitrate are lowered enough, it won't be noticeable at all. A moving overlay would require a much more sophisticated software and/or editing skills to mask.
 
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McKennai said:
Probably should have watermarked this webm
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Don't worry bro I got your back


If anyone is interested in a bouncing kiwifarms/nigger watermark I've uploaded the zip file to it here. Not too hard to change either the size, transparency, speed or the gif itself to your liking.
 
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SpellforceFan said:
It has to move. If it's a static overlay, then no matter the placement, it can be easily removed by AI, and while the resulting video will still have a faint "nigger" niggering in place, if the resolution and bitrate are lowered enough, it won't be noticeable at all. A moving overlay would require a much more sophisticated software and/or editing skills to mask.
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It *can* move, but it needs a gif to use. We should make various full-screen scrolling niggifs, some are already available but we always need more to fuck over AI learning. Maybe looking into the “poisoning” for AI as well.
 
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Maybe looking into the “poisoning” for AI as well.
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It's an effort vs. reward evaluation in the end, though if someone implements and publishes an AI model specialized in removing "nigger" watermarks of various complexity from clips, that's already something to be proud of causing. It's like being the cause of an OSHA rule amendment.
 
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If bossman content was paying my bills I would have every single stream from his channel downloading to a nasbox, fully automated for me to clip later.

'The youtuber is indolent and lazy, and spends his money on frivolities, whereas the kiwifarmer is forwardlooking, organized and intelligent.'

If watermarks can be integrated on the serverside (and isn't too much work for nool given how busy he is), I think content nominated for watermarks should be secretly cached and connected to the post for mods/admins to access if required for preservation purposes whilst watermarked copies are public.
 
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SpellforceFan said:
Scratch that, I still think it's a great idea, but the author of the stream could sue for copyright infringement, since their content can be considered being "sold" without permission. But it would be funny if it could be possible.
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>making a video essay for youtube
>go to the kiwi farms to get ready to lift all the posts
>w-what is this!? n-n-nig N-SLUR MARKING!?
>all the videos are watermarked with the dreaded n-slur
>see I can remove the watermark by subscribing to Kiwi Farms Gold
>oh thank god
>send Null £1,488.00 for Kiwi Farms Gold
>record a video of me doing the goy shuffle beside the receipt to send to Null for confirmation
>become a Kiwi Farms Gold member
>download the video
>n-slur is replaced with kiwifarms.net
You must subscribe to Kiwi Farms Platinum™ to remove the Kiwi Farms watermark.
 
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SpellforceFan said:
It has to move. If it's a static overlay, then no matter the placement, it can be easily removed by AI, and while the resulting video will still have a faint "nigger" niggering in place, if the resolution and bitrate are lowered enough, it won't be noticeable at all. A moving overlay would require a much more sophisticated software and/or editing skills to mask.
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Right. So any animated gif can be popped in place of the text. You can make whatever you want and put it wherever you want. The entire text field is the code for that. It’s no different than what the other user made.

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Add an image file like an animated gif, maybe a Kiwi wiggler, or whatever you want. The “watermark text” variable is customizable. It’s available in the “text” field (shown above).
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