Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you
ATMachine.
This guy's a regular poster on Star Wars fan forums theforce.net and originaltrilogy.org (you can find a lot of juicy posts
here and
here, though for the former you'll have to create an account), where he mainly posts about George Lucas's original draft(s) of Star Wars and Willow, or rather what he
thinks are the original drafts of these movies. He claims to have reconstructed the original plot outlines solely from minor details in concept art, snippets of scripts, and aspects of other movies Lucas might've watched. As tenuous as that seems, his sanity seems to have deteriorated more and more as time goes on, and some of his later allegations seem to have been completely made up, though he still swears by them and claims they're true. Among his claims:
* Leia (and Sorsha in Willow) would've spent a large portion of their respective movies completely or partially naked and the only reason we didn't see this is because Lucas capitulated to the censors
* Luke and Leia were always going to be brother and sister, and Lucas wrote their romantic tension in A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back anyway knowing this because he wanted them to have incestuous sex
* The climax of Willow would've had Madmartigan and Sorsha literally shitting themselves in fear (if you haven't caught on, some of his claims are...disturbingly fetishy, and he defends them because it's "symbolism". Yeah, sure, buddy).
* On a lighter note, he seems to think that Lucas intended Willow to be a four-part series that was never fully made, but all the scripts were completed anyway. He "constructed" the plots of these scripts largely through copying plot points in other fantasy stories, including those published after Willow (because, apparently, every single fantasy author after Lucas, from George R.R. Martin to J.K. Rowling to Toby Fox, got a look at these unpublished scripts somehow and were "influenced" by them), and, as far as I can tell, making stuff up entirely. Seriously, the guy is convinced of what certain character's names were when there's no evidence for them even existing
* Speaking of the Willow series, the final film would have Luke Skywalker show up and lead them through a portal, where they'd pass the set where Lucas was filming Star Wars. This apparently goes uncommented upon by any of the characters
* Rogue One was intended to be canon to both Lucas's original script and the final films, and that's why Mustafar is the only planet that isn't captioned because it had a different name in an early script, totally not because it'd spoil the Vader reveal or anything
* Lucas, for whatever reason, filmed the original forms of his scripts back in the 90s but deliberately never released them to the public, and had Gillian Anderson playing Leia (we know this because she did a photo shoot with the Creature from the Black Lagoon and Han Solo was a fish-like alien in the early scripts)
* When asked about why on earth he's so confident about this alternate version of Star Wars existing, his only response was "I've seen it" and he refused to offer any additional proof
On his tumblr he arguably gets even crazier, as he has a long series of posts about how the real Secret of Monkey Island is that Guybrush is a girl in disguise. His evidence for this includes that Guybrush once had a chance to pee on a fire to put it out but didn't; that there's a girl in one of the Leisure Suit Larry games (which, for those playing along at home, weren't even made by the same company) who looks kind of like Guybrush and makes nautical references, and that there's a dog in one of the Monkey Island games, and Tolkien mentions dogs in Lord of the Rings, which has Eowyn disguise herself as a man. The reason Guybrush has a beard in some of the games is because those games weren't canon and were only made as red herrings, obviously. Then there are his occasional posts consisting entirely of unconnected screenshots from old graphic adventure games and literary quotes that he seems to be using to make a point about...something.
As can be expected, pretty much everyone on all the forums he's on completely ignores him and lets him just live in his own little world, spewing out his insanity to himself in long threads full of tl;dr-worthy posts that he's the only contributor to.
