💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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RaxxScholar said:
What would happen if WGH adopted Callum before chance has the opportunity to do so?
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You could probably elicit a similar reaction by just convincing him that WGH was filing paperwork to attempt to adopt Callum. And make him think that WGH is getting interviews with social workers and stuff. Of course, people might find it distasteful to involve a child in trolling cyraxx, even if you're just pretending to do it.

But if we are just talking hypotheticals, its hilarious. The more emotional and psychological damage inflicted on the goblin the better.
 
ImSickofit! said:
The rock star who never loses can't even afford a new t shirt...
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I wish some ween would convince him to put on the burger shirt again.

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There are a bunch of shirts that have disappeared over the years, but that one is a certified hood classic.
 
FSTOPS said:
The Burger Boy is his greatest shirt. I do wish he'd bring back the goggles, too.


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He absolutely pulls off the steampunk oil junkie look, in a weird backwoods brother-lover sort of way. I know one of those fucking weens has their eyes on this thread, make him wear the oversized goggles over his forehead, get the round, red-tinted glasses on, and his grandmother's leather jacket.

Need to compile all of the looks he's tried pulling over the years, cyberpunk raxx, purge mask raxx, goth raxx, juggalo raxx, boxer raxx..
 
burchwood said:
He absolutely pulls off the steampunk oil junkie look, in a weird backwoods brother-lover sort of way. I know one of those fucking weens has their eyes on this thread, make him wear the oversized goggles over his forehead, get the round, red-tinted glasses on, and his grandmother's leather jacket.

Need to compile all of the looks he's tried pulling over the years, cyberpunk raxx, purge mask raxx, goth raxx, juggalo raxx, boxer raxx..
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It'd be funny as hell if one of his totally real girlfriends convinced him to do a fashion show to show off the 'fits.
 
ImSickofit! said:
The rock star who never loses can't even afford a new t shirt...
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He's a clothing brand owner that has just one shirt. Never be afraid to open a business, you couldnt fuck up more than count scabula over there

FreakyFred said:
I thinks its even more ridiculous that he claims Gordon instilled military discipline and character in him. I would buy Chance being a trained sniper before I buy that.
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Chance thinks army life is straight action and not months (or years) of dull labor like cleaning... He wouldnt last in military life, hes not humble
 
BraxLogatoBizon said:
Why does he have to overblow everything he does? In one of the latest videos he says he got a 1000 subs in a week then he adds its a world record. Instead of saying hey I make music he claims to be a rockstar, playing piano he says im a piano artist, same with guitar. Instead of saying hey I ran a pretty good time in whatever nfs game he claims world record again etc etc. Same with his military backround, his martial arts skill or his baseball carreer.
Why?
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People always bring up the story about his teacher telling him that old "If you do something you love you'll never work a day in your life." adage that he swears to live by to this day. I think although he would never say it out loud, another adage he takes way too literally is "Fake it till you make it." If he says all this shit has happened and he's done all these things eventually someone will believe him and all the pieces will just fall into place. Oh, and it has to be something cool of course. Particularly something a 15 Year old boy would think was cool.

A great example of this would be in one of his recent streams someone asks him about paintball. He goes on a tangent about how paintball is too expensive and he can't because painted his mask and it's now a "DJ mask" whatever that means. He then immediately goes on a tangent about airsoft, and how he would totally do that and is great at airsoft. On YouTube there is a massive airsoft community and I would bet money he watches that stuff.
They spend tons of money on airsoft guns that are modeled on real firearms and military surplus gear and uniforms.

It's all very LARPy but, they edit their videos like a war movie and more importantly they like to insert the hit markers and sound effects from call of duty whenever they hit someone. I guess it's practical. I assume it's pretty difficult to catch a tiny white BB hit a guy dressed in a ghillie suit in the middle of the woods on a GoPro.

You can see how to someone like Chance this would be very appealing, he would get to take a bunch of pictures of himself posing with other people dressed up like a soldier and holding a gun that from a distance looks real. He would also get to "totally play COD in real life guys" and have content that he could upload to YouTube that would usually get tons of views and be monetizable. Some buddy troll in the chat then brings up some bullshit about knowing someone in the community and Chance lights up saying "let's talk I need to make money off this see if they can hook me up with some sponsorships, let's get this off the ground. Call me up brotha."

Chance has more than likely never played airsoft on a hobbyist basis in the backyard with friends. Why on earth would he immediately get sponsored by some company and jump into professional matches? Why, because he said he has of course! No proof needed. Now, I've never personally played airsoft but it looks pretty damned expensive, I have however played paintball and know it's not that expensive to go rent a marker and mask and play for an afternoon. I also know Ed owns a paintball marker and that paintballs can hurt if you get hit in the right spots, probably a lot more than little plastic BBs when you're decked out like your about to invade Iraq or some shit. So that probably also has something to do with it considering how fragile he is.
 
souschef said:
Chance thinks army life is straight action and not months (or years) of dull labor like cleaning... He wouldnt last in military life, hes not humble
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It's hilarious to imagine him trying. Let's set aside the fact that he wouldn't even be able to pass the ASVAB test or the health requirements to get enlisted. In an alternate universe where he didn't have those hinderances, he would still never make it through boot camp in any branch. Chance would say a bunch of stupid shit that would make everyone hate him instantly. He would do everything wrong. He would be jerking it at night. He would break rules constantly. He would get himself and everyone around him punished all the time. He wouldn't be able to keep his area clean and pass inspections. He would do some dumb shit with weapon exercises. He wouldnt bathe properly. He would get washed back until they kicked him out. Realistically, he would be the kind to quit out the first day.
 
FreakyFred said:
It's hilarious to imagine him trying. Let's set aside the fact that he wouldn't even be able to pass the ASVAB test or the health requirements. In an alternate universe where he didn't have those hinderances, he would still never make it through boot camp in any branch. Chance would say a bunch of stupid shit that would make everyone hate him instantly. He would do everything wrong. He would be jerking it at night. He would break rules constantly. He would get himself and everyone around him punished all the time. He wouldn't be able to keep his area clean and pass inspections. He would do some dumb shit with weapon exercises. He wouldnt bathe properly. He would get washed back until they kicked him out. Realistically, he would be the kind to quit out the first day.
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Here on the military beatings are common. I know a history of a guy that got a few broken bones because he had a broken buckbelt on
 
RaxxScholar said:
What would happen if WGH adopted Callum before chance has the opportunity to do so?
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That’s something Marty would’ve come up with. And it would of been funny as fuck when Raxx got lured back on panel to cuss Marty out. I miss Marty.
 
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OOF What did Katie do to fuck everything up? It is a shame these guys are going after her and doxxing her Grandparents and sending them door knocks. If you don't like her go after her not the elderly thats real POS shit. Also where should this discussion be had? So as not to go too far off topic here? They doxxed her MODS and she was saying they will probably dox everyone in her chat or donates. Again even if you don't like her or style who the fuck are these people to say who can watch or support what channels. She isn't a Pedo even thogh everyone they don't like is a pedo. They just accuse her of being a Pedo supporter with no evidence. It is a little too much with these guys IMO. It is hilarious Marx deleted all his live gameplay videos playing Splatoon. Why ? Did he look a little funny.
 
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If you unironically have beef with people about what the best way to troll Cyraxx is, you're retarded. WGH/Katie/007/whoever else should not be enemies, it's a W for the goblin.

Can't wait for Chance to take credit for it and tell the story of how he "destroyed the troll community" again lol
 
LolKowMilkMan said:
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OOF What did Katie do to fuck everything up? It is a shame these guys are going after her and doxxing her Grandparents and sending them door knocks. If you don't like her go after her not the elderly thats real POS shit. Also where should this discussion be had? So as not to go too far off topic here? They doxxed her MODS and she was saying they will probably dox everyone in her chat or donates. Again even if you don't like her or style who the fuck are these people to say who can watch or support what channels. She isn't a Pedo even thogh everyone they don't like is a pedo. They just accuse her of being a Pedo supporter with no evidence. It is a little too much with these guys IMO. It is hilarious Marx deleted all his live gameplay videos playing Splatoon. Why ? Did he look a little funny.
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Why does william keep getting involved with that pack of retards? Go in on the goblin like he said he will after the fentjew died instead of playing dickysucky with faggots.
 
Fucker Carlson said:
If you unironically have beef with people about what the best way to troll Cyraxx is, you're retarded. WGH/Katie/007/whoever else should not be enemies, it's a W for the goblin.

Can't wait for Chance to take credit for it and tell the story of how he "destroyed the troll community" again lol
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It happens every time, in every 'lolcow community' which attracts a large enough following. You get leeches congregating, sometimes they produce funny content, other times they're lowlife dipshits who literally base their lives around a goblin who will use the platforms they built trolling some lolcow to go after other lowlife dipshits, over what ultimately amounts to nothing. Happens with Wings, it happens with DSP, and now it's happening with Cyraxx.

Much as I loved how Marty got Chance more upset than anything else, the guy spent virtually every day harassing online spergs and reading off CashApp donations for years until he literally, unironically, died from an overdose. An a-log dying from his debilitating lifestyle trolling retards on the internet should 100% of the time, without fail, always be a wake-up call to every other a-log that they're taking this thing too seriously, and should consider doing something more with their lives than internet beefs and prodding goblins with a stick.
 
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