Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 502 10.2%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 131 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.1%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,852 37.5%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,259 45.8%
  • Total voters
    4,935
pop_eax said:
Jason included debug build logs in a public distribution of Heartbound. This debug log appears to include the full GML source code, with comments included.

https://gopiratesoftware.com/games/Heartbound/assets/files/Heartbound_lin.zip

* Download the above archive
* Unzip
* Unpack the .deb package: ar x Heartbound.deb
* Unpack data.tar.xz: tar -xJf data.tar.xz
* You will find the debug log in opt/Heartbound/assets/game.yydebug. Use the strings command to extract strings from it.
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Strings attached in case he deletes the archive.
 

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He keeps waving the change-log draft as if that's a lot of work.
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Let's do some lil math:

• Lunch
├─ Fern [8 total paths]
│ ├─ Judgement: Y [4 total paths]
│ │ └─ Wanted (Y / N) → Follow-through (Y / N)
│ └─ Judgement: N [4 total paths]
│ └─ Advice (Heart / Safe) → Baskets-filled (Y / N)
└─ Rhode [6 total paths]
├─ Judgement: Y → {Kill, Win, Lose-Move, Lose-NoMove}
└─ Judgement: N → {Ask, Afraid}

That's 8+6 = 14 total paths. You could tackle ONE every TWO days and still have it complete within the month.

The second to last line:
> A big part of this update is for the ARG crowd.

If it's a big part, why do it together with this other gargantuan task that is writing 14 paths?
For July, I'm feeling he'll rewrite this draft before publishing, making the ARG the main focus.

And the last line:
> With that in mind... soon is no longer soon. Good luck!

What Did He Mean By This?​

 
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OK last thing for now.
He said a few times this stream that DEF CON has been cancelled.
Is this a meme I'm not aware? It's scheduled for early August.

Is this him saving face as to why he won't attend? Even if it the cancellation is a recurring meme, he's still just dodging like the pathetic bitch he is.

I'm downloading the stream but it ain't too fast, if no one posts later I'll archive it here.
 
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Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
OK last thing for now.
He said a few times this stream that DEF CON has been cancelled.
Is this a meme I'm not aware? It's scheduled for early August.

Is this him saving face as to why he won't attend? Even if it the cancellation is a recurring meme, he's still just saving face like the pathetic bitch he is.

I'm downloading the stream but it ain't too fast, if no one posts later I'll archive it here.
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we need the clips sir! we need that mald liar's milk!
 
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SoyRageEngaged said:
Cardposting has made another video about Jason, this time about his extreme flaggotry.
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Cardposting tried to get on QuintTheo's stream by live chatting, when QuintTheo asked him for proof of his claims he couldn't provide anything but a Discord screen shot claiming Maldy called for it, but could not put up the claim or anything else. QuintTheo did not let him on the show and claimed he was fishy.
 
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The Stranger said:
I wish I kept studying game development when I dipped my toes in it a while ago. I would've made "Roach Out" for the SKG game jam where you play as a roach running away from monsters.
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It's not too late! Whoever's organizing the SKG jam basically outlawed anything drama-related, but @Pvt. Parts is hosting a Roach-Ware game jam which he has made clear is open to developers of all skill levels.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
Cardposting tried to get on QuintTheo's stream by live chatting, when QuintTheo asked him for proof of his claims he couldn't provide anything but a Discord screen shot claiming Maldy called for it, but could not put up the claim or anything else. QuintTheo did not let him on the show and claimed he was fishy.
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Cardposting should try calling QuintTheo a pedophile, that always works!
 
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Slimpacks said:
He often brags about paying his translators well, so he doesn't do it himself. I think he says it's hard to translate the game because he has to put lines in languages he doesn't speak into the huge array and make sure they're assigned to the correct index value. Weird of him to complain about that, since he has also made a youtube short bragging about how the genius array makes localization super easy. I can't find it though, probably deleted it out of embarrassment.
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wait so he does the localization entirely in code by defining another giant array?
this guy is seriously a fucking retard.
 
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Roachbound said:
Also later on in the vid, Shaye is clarified as one of the 2 people who is on the ferret rescue staff, while the clerical person is someone different.

So I believe it is 15 employees. And, this is backed up by a post pirate made himself on april 9th.
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Taking care of a kiddie chat on a 4k viewers livestream?
13 people necessary to ban all instances of mana gem.
Taking care of ~70 small wild animals?
Yeeeeah I think one person and a part time worker should be enough.

He has more moderation staff than some game companies have for their discords, maybe it's a control thing. Life would be so much easier if he streamed for 4-8 hours like other people, but that's why he's a lolcow.
 
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This feels like Card is bluffing, but at the same time I think the chance that someone inside of mald's discord has definitely leaked all of it already so Card is being as loose as possible because he doesn't want to reveal his whole hand just yet until it's a direct cripple to mald being platformed at all. I think this is why he wouldn't show anything to Quinttheo, because he's cautious that Quint would want to be the one to break the news on it before Card had enough that would warrant youtube needing to do something.

But he should have enough already right? Even I can tell this guy wants to get big off of this, who wouldn't right? Really hope he doesn't let me down :sad:
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OCD manifests differently depending on the person and yes Mald's explanation sounds like complete bullshit but not because he's a filthy furfag, a compulsion wouldn't just leave you there for hours in an endless loop for no reason while your brain shuts off.

I have a relatively minor case(diagnosed) and it basically manifests as thing you absolutely have to do, for example when walking past my front door I have to open it and close it again to make sure it's closed otherwise something bad will happen. What exactly? I don't fucking know! Maybe someone will break in, maybe my dogs will run away, I just know that something bad WILL happen if I don't do that.
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OCD doesn't shut you down at all and that's the biggest indicator that he's lying his ass off. It's more like scratching an itch in your mind on something you must do, like staring at a clock until the numbers are even or rounded down to the exact minute. But mald thinks that claiming he's neurodivergent over desk drawers makes him seem like fucking Einstein because Amazon has a set of mechanical intelligence questions for their warehouse employees based on them. Insane behaviour.
 
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9 hours of streaming "game development", just keeps highlighting random shit in his little notepad with occasionally changing some numbers here and there. The guy is completely buck broken by criticism and he still can't pretend he is making an effort. I literally think the total amount of work he has done in 9 hours is maybe 5 minutes of copy pasting.
 
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