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Chapalapachapa said:
if your country is so cold why would you also want to get─ACK! *Gets lobotomized. Which might as well be killing you, personality wise.*
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Like I said, this sounds like you dumbasses want people to get soaked wet under the shower when they shower their dogs─CLOTHED.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Was your grandpa naked when he choked on the quesadilla?
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You will be naked after you are kidnapped and tortured to death by African Americans. (Or at least shirtless)
 
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Do you really think everywhere else is like fucking USA? The fucking place I live is template the majority of the year, that means it can get cold.

It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?

Ah, what am I saying. Of course you do! You belong to Satan!
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
@DoNotFeedTheSneed Did you want Maya to get fucking sick? Fucking retard
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I don’t see how that would prevent you from standing outside the shower with your clothes on while you cleaned your dog. The ambient temperature of the bathroom would increase with the hot steam coming from the shower water anyway. It’s kinda like a mini sauna.

And I don’t want you or your little doggy to get sick. I’ll pray for you and Maya’s good health tonight, even if we don’t exactly see eye to eye.

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
You are literally, word for word, a Pharisee. You are a Judas Iscariot. You would scream for Barrabas to be freed. All you need is to be a jew and the full on Pharisee attire done!
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I don’t know what I have to do to prove to you that I’m not lying when I say I’m trying to get right with God. Is there any way I could anonymously donate to your local church? Because I will. I’m getting paid this week. I’ll put my money where my mouth is.

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Nice projection right there, you dumb ass bitch. The only "basis" for your "Claudio's family isn't most well off" is because of the whole hardrive fixing.

My mother did not use the money from my late grandfather. (Dumbass doesn't realize my father will end up using this as ammo if he gets "too angry" (and too dumb))
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Can you blame me for making that assumption? You’ve talked about having money troubles before.
 
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Retard question is retarded.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.
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Ok let's say you don't want to get your clothes wet as you pick up the dog, I could give you some leeway if you went shirtless but butt ass naked is fucking wild. What a self-felt.
 
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Anyways, I know how you work. This is just another nitpicking session to try to make me look bad. It's failing, but I appreciate your stubbornness.
Chapalapachapa said:
cant you use a lavatory or something you dumb fuck
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I'm starting to think you don't know how big dachshunds are.
DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
I don’t see how that would prevent you from standing outside the shower with your clothes on while you cleaned your dog.
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My mom and I have never used fucking hoses to clean the dogs outside, like your retarded American TV shows love to show. Goya was showered the same way, Maya is still showered the same way, Davi too.

Again, dumbfuck (especially @Chapalapachapa). How is Maya 10 year old then? Sexually abused dogs QUITE LITERALLY don't live long lives. Are you going to imply we somehow replaced her? Because if that's your next step, you are schizophrenic.
 
if you are a cripple who cant go down cant you just wash the dog in the dishwater? i need someone to tell me why the fuck would you need to get naked to wash a fucking dog
 
Man In A Dress said:
Only in your wildest dreams when the cat rape spank fantasies aren't doing it for you.
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So, you can't prove it. Got it. Even @Ruben Sim is a bigger man than you then, he's literally gone directly to e621 and recorded tags─While the screen view shows he was VIEWING PORN for it. (I mean, you have to if you want to see the fucking tags)
 
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
My mom and I have never used fucking hoses to clean the dogs outside, like your retarded American TV shows love to show. Goya was showered the same way, Maya is still showered the same way, Davi too.
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That’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying that you can stand outside of the shower and use your hands to rub the soap in while giving Maya a shower (or bath, which is more common). You don’t have to get naked and get in the shower with your dog.
 
Chapalapachapa said:
if you are a cripple who cant go down cant you just wash the dog in the dishwater?
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Even if she was a puppy at the time, do you fucking really expect me to believe she would fit (and be comfortable) in a dishwasher?

Do me a favor and just become part of the statistics for gun violence (the suicide section).
 
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
That's just projection on your part. After all, YOUR race is 54% of the people that pay for sex slaves in the sex trafficking industry, despite being 8% of the world population.

...Which is a fucking funny number since African Americans (the male half) are less than 7% in USA, and have the same statistic (54%)─Just for violent crimes.
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I don't know who you're confusing me with, but like I said before, I'm not American. I don't give a fuck about American statistics. Get some better arguments dude, the "uuh, but 54% sex slaves!" is not cutting it anymore.
 
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
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Even if she was a puppy at the time, do you fucking really expect me to believe she would fit (and be comfortable) in a dishwasher?

Do me a favor and just become part of the statistics for gun violence (the suicide section).
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Just admit you don't own a dishwasher if you didn't understand the joke.
 
DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
That’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying that you can stand outside of the shower and use your hands to rub the soap in while giving Maya a shower (or bath, which is more common). You don’t have to get naked and get in the shower with your dog.
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Here is a handy instructional video, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda. I made sure it was one with a small dog like yours.


As you can see, the woman is standing outside of the shower and she is not naked.
 
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