💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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break these cuffs said:
We had a 2 shop guy come out with us every once in a while and it was always a counter-intel cat, but it was never on hits and always for a specific purpose. Malik was prepping mission packages or giving briefings to shiny shoulders. As long as he did his job, just be proud of that.

Everyone who did it knows someone who did more. There's no shame in it. I knew oper8ors, guys awarded a Silver Star or a Bronze + V, guys who didn't get shit but everyone knows what they did. Feeling like you gotta puff your chest of over some shit means you're feeling inadequate.
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Until the Obama years when people got Silver Stars for guarding a Subway in the Green Zone.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
I'm not Jewish
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Everyone has their LARP. We still love you.

You're not near as bad as many other jannies here.
dj0449674 said:
Until the Obama years when people got Silver Stars for guarding a Subway in the Green Zone.
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Hey, do you want to "Eat fresh" or do you want yet more Otis Spunkmeyer?

I know which one sounds more like protecting democracy or whatever bullshit they said that whole thing was about.
 
Dean Pentel said:
Everyone has their LARP. We still love you.
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He has nothing to apologize for.
@Anonymus Fluhre admittedly married a 35-year-old Jewess and is a bit testy about the whole thing.
He also attends Magic the Gathering conventions while claiming people like Rick attend "pedophile" cons.

Lol okay. Sure. Only his pedo-cons are the ones without pedos. Whatever, dork.

@Useful_Mistake can be a cunt sometimes but he has the chops to hang with da boys. Let him cook. He doesn't even need you to defend him.
 
Okay I'm sorry to keep coming back to this but I'm having a lot of trouble figuring this one out:

So at some point while presumably at home, something enraged Patrick so bad that it caused an erection. He then stripped naked, grabbed his PS90 out of the safe, and called his wife to come and take a picture.

Upon seeing her husband buck naked holding a rifle, smiling maniacally while so white-hot with rage that his penis swelled with blood and semen, Nikki ignored every monkey instinct in her brain that yelled rape and murder, but instead took a picture for her husband to send to anonymous strangers via email, so that he might own the trolls.

No matter how I slice it, this is the only way Patrick could ever have that photo. The only alternative be for him to maintain that frankly impressive blood pressure long enough to set the camera up himself before he has a heart attack or pops an aneurysm.

Of all the stupid shit he says, this one is the most fun for my money. Every day I'm more and more convinced he's related to Cyraxx. I swear to God they're becoming the same person.
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
Okay I'm sorry to keep coming back to this but I'm having a lot of trouble figuring this one out:

So at some point while presumably at home, something enraged Patrick so bad that it caused an erection. He then stripped naked, grabbed his PS90 out of the safe, and called his wife to come and take a picture.

Upon seeing her husband buck naked holding a rifle, smiling maniacally while so white-hot with rage that his penis swelled with blood and semen, Nikki ignored every monkey instinct in her brain that yelled tape and murder, but instead took a picture for her husband to send to anonymous strangers via email, so that he might own the trolls.

No matter how I slice it, this is the only way Patrick could ever have that photo. The only alternative be for him to maintain that frankly impressive blood pressure long enough to set the camera up himself before he has a heart attack or pops an aneurysm.

Of all the stupid shit he says, this one is the most fun for my money. Every day I'm more and more convinced he's related to Cyraxx. I swear to God they're becoming the same person.
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He was firing up the pepperoni grinder and taunting the black child to get the adrenaline flowing through the child's veins because Fat says it tastes better that way. The child was tied up to a cross and had enough slack in the rope to reach into his pocket and take out his phone. That photo is the last thing the boy saw, give or take a second ort two.
 
McMitch said:
That’s exactly what a Jew would say.
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You're sounding kind of Talmudic yourself, since the very first thing a secret Jew would do is accuse other people of being Jewish to hide their own circumcised nature. So whip it out dude, show us you have a foreskin with a dated picture.
 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
Okay I'm sorry to keep coming back to this but I'm having a lot of trouble figuring this one out:

So at some point while presumably at home, something enraged Patrick so bad that it caused an erection. He then stripped naked, grabbed his PS90 out of the safe, and called his wife to come and take a picture.

Upon seeing her husband buck naked holding a rifle, smiling maniacally while so white-hot with rage that his penis swelled with blood and semen, Nikki ignored every monkey instinct in her brain that yelled tape and murder, but instead took a picture for her husband to send to anonymous strangers via email, so that he might own the trolls.

No matter how I slice it, this is the only way Patrick could ever have that photo. The only alternative be for him to maintain that frankly impressive blood pressure long enough to set the camera up himself before he has a heart attack or pops an aneurysm.

Of all the stupid shit he says, this one is the most fun for my money. Every day I'm more and more convinced he's related to Cyraxx. I swear to God they're becoming the same person.
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It has been suggested that Fatrick misremembered the term "raging erection" because he is retarded, and fat.
 
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After the divorce, Niki will need eat so many "psychedelic mushrooms" to deal with the PTSD.
 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
Upon seeing her husband buck naked holding a rifle, smiling maniacally while so white-hot with rage that his penis swelled with blood and semen, Nikki ignored every monkey instinct in her brain that yelled tape and murder, but instead took a picture for her husband to send to anonymous strangers via email, so that he might own the trolls.
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Look, when you have as few erections in your life as Pat, you'd recognize the need to document each one.
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
From what I know, most Special Forces soldiers are intentionally very vague about their service and don't tend to brag about what they did, whereas if someone is thumping their chest about being a Green Beret or SOCOM or whatever, odds are they were actually a box-kicker or otherwise never saw combat and are desperate to pretend otherwise because they need to feel like a badass.
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The reason you run into this is that the more someone makes their story over the top, the less likely they will get called out.

Imagine you got some clown talking about being in a destroyer or something, and killing a bunch of Somali pirates to defend, I don't know, some random freighter or something. It would be really easy for anyone to just say "hey that boat you said you were on, it was in the shipyard at the time". None of that stuff is classified. You could literally just Google the ship and get a general time line on its previous deployments.

But if you go "I was super special forces (insert acronyms here) and I was killing high level terrorists" anyone with real knowledge can't really say anything because even if your calling out obvious BS, you are filling in background information you aren't supposed to release.

This is how Chris Kyle was able to get away with his shit. Or how like fifty separate guys have all published books claiming to be the guy that double tapped Bin Laden.

What is pathetic is these weirdos don't pick up on the fact that everyone that claims to be "superduper special forces" comes off like a crazy person.
 
Please find attached a July 11, 2024 complaint about Patrick's AirBnb made by a customer to Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection complaining about bed bugs. blood stains, and lack of appropriate licenses. The woman who made the complaint asked the Department of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection to "[e]nsure he is licensed and that all the bed bugs have been killed"

To the best of Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection's knowledge, they do not have any followup records regarding this complaint.
 

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It's a troll. The phone number (6085669287) is the ID to a troll steam profile:

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Edit: It is apparently Pat's real phone number, I missed that part. Still, the complainant lists it as their number, not Pat's.
 
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