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Eh, the designs are alright, but it's already suffering from the "We don't have enough money or people to animate more than once every four frames" syndrome that a lot of 2D web animation does
I think I will skip watching this one. The animation doesn't look bad, but the premise itself feels generic. It feels like everything it tries to do has been done by someone else not that long ago. The trailer also gives me "it insists upon itself" vibes—it tries too hard to tell you how this show is about an edgy Disney-inspired cyberpunk dystopia.
I'm impressed by how consistently Glitch is able to hire the worst, most insane people to voice act for their cartoons.

Also, hiring troons to voice women is just funny. They might as well hire me to voice act native English speakers.

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This was the result I got for my best attempt at speaking English like how a native speaker would (I'm serious). I am as much of an Englishman as they are women, and you cannot deny that!
 
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Fill free to tear any of these apart.
 
I’ll start. Disney did absolutely nothing wrong. Those comments prove canceling the owl house was the right move. Want to bet all those accounts are from millennials and older?

The fact they call Glitch their new Cartoon Network is telling. These people were gleefully invading spaces meant for children and were rightfully shown the door. I say good riddance.
 
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God it's always so fucking faggy when they do this waa waa I'm leaving the platform shit. Fuck off nobody cares ching chong.

Also because I feel like it, his thing about diversity in voice acting is also retarded. Oh shit! You mean people are going to hire voice actors that they want that fit the actual character instead of nigger #569 just because the character happens to be dark skinned?! How dare they! Cause that seems to be all his complaints boil down to is "Why do they hire whitey when character is nigger?!" it's almost like voice actors are good at doing voices because it's their fucking job and their skin color doesn't have anything to do with it?
Crazy.
 
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Dude, you're the one who tried gatekeeping voice acting by saying Asians should voice Asian characters, and then got surprised when people complained about you voicing a white guy. You have nobody to blame but yourself.
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Cause that seems to be all his complaints boil down to is "Why do they hire whitey when character is nigger?!" it's almost like voice actors are good at doing voices because it's their fucking job and their skin color doesn't have anything to do with it?
Crazy.
While I understand the intent behind the argument about getting people of color to voice people of color, I feel like all it's doing is leading to type-casting when most people do not give a shit.

It's not like the live-action movie Music, where casting a neurotypical kid in the title role can be used as evidence that the film has an inaccurate portrayal of autism.

In an animated work, all people will know is how the character sounds, and won't care if a black guy is voicing a white guy.
 
In an animated work, all people will know is how the character sounds, and won't care if a black guy is voicing a white guy.
Exactly. It literally could not matter any less in a medium where you're never going to see what the person voicing the character looks like anyway.
Dude, you're the one who tried gatekeeping voice acting by saying Asians should voice Asian characters, and then got surprised when people complained about you voicing a white guy. You have nobody to blame but yourself.
No you see it's okay when he does it because he's the minority. Or something. :story:
 
It’s sort of hilarious that this is Glitch’s first dip into 2D shit and half of the conversation is just about how much of an annoying douchebag ProZD and the rest of the voice cast seem
 
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But didn't he actually say that ppl should voice charas of their own race tho???

I’ll start. Disney did absolutely nothing wrong. Those comments prove canceling the owl house was the right move. Want to bet all those accounts are from millennials and older?

The fact they call Glitch their new Cartoon Network is telling. These people were gleefully invading spaces meant for children and were rightfully shown the door. I say good riddance.
Walt did nothing wrong. Current ppl in the Disney company are soulless ghouls and anyone who works for them is volunteering to become a soulless ghoul.
 
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But didn't he actually say that ppl should voice charas of their own race tho???
Yes, but then he started receiving fewer gigs and less money and started whining on twitter that what he fought for worked to hard.

So now the ladder is back up, baby! Broken, splintered and missing some rungs, but it's there, so you better not complain about the past!
 
Also I have to say it. The fact that all of them are actual photographs and then there's just fucking Michaela who just used artwork instead, it's the funniest fucking shit.
He must be really fucking ugly if he wasn't brave enough to use his face like the other troons. Like REALLY fucking ugly. :story:
As funny as it would be if it were true, Michaela Law is a woman.
Now why is Michaela Laws' image an anime drawing?
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Oh also I hate to bring up Murder Drones again but I feel like I have to because it also plays into a greater point about millennial media.
I've begun to notice that despite their being no signs of a conflicting personality within Cyn any time you speak as if Cyn and the Solver are the same thing or that Cyn is evil or fucked up in some way people will immediately begin reeeing at you and then spouting their retarded headcanon about how Cyn used to be normal before the Solver even though the show presents no evidence of this. Like yes, okay the show does imply that Cyn made a deal with the solver and willingly allowed it inside her but we know literally jack and shit beyond that, we don't know any details, how much this control entails if Cyn is really just an avatar for the solver or if Cyn was ever even her real name in the first place. My point is people seem really averse to the idea that Cyn is just fucked up and evil.

Does anyone else notice this new aversion to villains being "Pure evil" ? Because I have, so many villains now have to be grey or have some kind of sad reason for doing what they do because pure evil people just don't exist guys. Fucked up people that just do evil things because they can don't exist. Yet in the same breathe will say someone is evil just because they're rich and there's nothing else to it. It's so bizarre and hypocritical.
 
Does anyone else notice this new aversion to villains being "Pure evil" ? Because I have, so many villains now have to be grey or have some kind of sad reason for doing what they do because pure evil people just don't exist guys. Fucked up people that just do evil things because they can don't exist. Yet in the same breathe will say someone is evil just because they're rich and there's nothing else to it. It's so bizarre and hypocritical.
Well we... we have Sentinel Prime from Transformers One. The bad guy in Novocaine too.
 
Peter Pan syndrome hitting the indie animation scene like AIDS hit the gay community in the 80s, I see.

For fucks sake the Disney corporation literally thanked a concentration camp for letting them film Mulan next to it, but these soygolems only hate them because they cancelled muh LE HECKING VALID UNDERAGE LESBIANS SHOW!!11!!

Also >Saberspark
 
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I've begun to notice that despite their being no signs of a conflicting personality within Cyn any time you speak as if Cyn and the Solver are the same thing or that Cyn is evil or fucked up in some way people will immediately begin reeeing at you and then spouting their retarded headcanon about how Cyn used to be normal before the Solver even though the show presents no evidence of this. Like yes, okay the show does imply that Cyn made a deal with the solver and willingly allowed it inside her but we know literally jack and shit beyond that, we don't know any details, how much this control entails if Cyn is really just an avatar for the solver or if Cyn was ever even her real name in the first place. My point is people seem really averse to the idea that Cyn is just fucked up and evil.
CYN is effectively a lifeless corpse reanimated by an evil entity to be its vessel. As you said, there is never a moment in the show where the body of CYN would express any other personality than Solver's. The only things the show tells us about the original drone is that it was discarded at one point for being broken, its part number starts with CYN-N, and it agreed to get possessed by the Absolute Solver (or just accidentally pressed the enter key, something I do all the time). This is all we get to know about CYN, and it was shown in the first 80 seconds of episode 5 in such a way that it's no wonder most of the fandom doesn't understand anything about either of the two.
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Do you see that second screenshot with that very important piece of lore on it? It was on screen for less than half of a second. I had to put the video on 0.25 speed so I could pause it on such a frame where all of the text is present and legible, so it's even less than half of a second effectively.

I also tend to look at various leaks, and not even those address anything about CYN before meeting the Solver (I believe). CYN as a character doesn't exist within the show; it was "alive" for less than a second, immediately let the Solver take full control of its body, and then its story literally ends there—we never see the original drone act on its own or have a say in anything ever again.

But because the cartoon didn't do a good job telling this to an audience in which most of people are dumb as a rock, we have to suffer the consequences of people thinking all kinds of stuff about CYN and the Absolute Solver. No wonder people keep making up all of those headcanons when they have a hard time distinguishing those two.
Oh also I hate to bring up Murder Drones again
No problem. There aren't really any other places where you can talk about this show without being dogpiled by insane Tumblritas and dumb children for disagreeing with them (or if there's one, I have yet to hear about it). I tried using 4chan to avoid those two groups, but the threads there are so bad that they got expelled from /co/ twice (oy vey). There's nothing there worth seeing—you will only find endless coomposting (half of them are done by Xitter artists browsing those threads) and pointless drama related to an altchan they colonized after getting shoah'd for the first time. Say anything negative (literally anything negative) in their threads once, and they will accuse you of being one of their boogeymen, thus derailing the entire thread for hours at least.
 
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