On September 10th, 2025, a 19 year old African American autist, on and off missing persons case, and Florida Man named Octavious McCaine decided to stab two random white women with a giant kitchen knife for no apparent reason (one being a new mother protecting her child) in the middle of Tallahassee's Cascades Park.
During the escape, Octavious, infamous for wandering off aimlessly throughout his short and chaotic life, decided to hop into a nearby pond and swim to safety. However, the Elusive Ebony ASD Assailant was unable to swim, and as such, slowly began to drown, of course with a knife clutched in his hands and wailing "I CANT SWIM".
Nobody decided to help the mentally handicapped melanated mutilator either due to the bystander effect, or a passive agressive form of mob justice. The happy ending is that both women survived the vicious attack and are slowly recovering.
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