🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

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Matthew Moulton remains fatly in jail with a Friday hearing date approaching where the court decides whether he is mentally competent to represent himself despite being retarded enough to try it.

The latest filing is a discovery request listing the State's witnesses.
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Since the address of the Washington State witnesses is a police station, I assume these two are police officers.

I don't think these witnesses will show up for the Faretta hearing, so I'd say only go if you actually just want to see Sad Fatter in person. The big show will probably be if it actually goes to trial and Sheriff Shitwood testifies.
 

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I don't think these witnesses will show up for the Faretta hearing, so I'd say only go if you actually just want to see Sad Fatter in person. The big show will probably be if it actually goes to trial and Sheriff Shitwood testifies.
Chitwood seems pretty active as a LEO in his area when he isn't arresting internet morons, so he likely will testify. Last time I saw his name in any news was on Police Activity, of all places.
 
Chitwood seems pretty active as a LEO in his area when he isn't arresting internet morons, so he likely will testify. Last time I saw his name in any news was on Police Activity, of all places.
They probably don't have any relevant testimony. This is just a hearing about whether or not Moulton is too retarded to represent himself.
 
Can't edit so doubleposting. The hearing scheduled for 1:30 is still shown on the docket as scheduled. However, there's a hilarious filing by Sad Fatter himself, in handwriting.

Takeaway quote: "You can't death someone to death."

Even *COCK SLAP* would have been a better argument than whatever mind-vomit this shit is.
Sad Fatter said:
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, SEVENTH
JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR
VOLUSIA COUNTY, FLORIDA

STATE OF FLORIDA,
v.
MATTHEW MOULTON CASE NO: 2025 102222 CFDL
JUDGE A. KATHLEEN McNEILLY

WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS; MOTION TO DISMISS


COMES NOW the Defendant, Matthew Moulton, by and
through his undersigned Assistant Public Defender and moves
this Honorable Court to: Dismiss the indictment on the grounds that
there is no material disputed facts and the disputed facts do not
establish a prima facie case of guilt against the defendant.

To detail, the jury instructions in my case say that to prove the
crime the state must prove that the defendant intended the
thread to be a "true threat." An illegal threat.

The state has already proven otherwise.

Detective Daniel Smith based his probable cause for a warrant
on two statements taken out of greater context, but even taken
out of context the later statement clearly says, "legal death threat,"
asserting that my stated intent was to operate lawfully.

This lawful intent is repeated all throughout the investigation
and is never proven otherwise, only repeatedly affirmed.

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Any reasonable detective would be familiar with, "cause
of death" and any reasonable person knows reason can't
[ILLEGIBLE LINE DUE TO SCANNING ERROR BY DUMB VOLUSIA COUNTY CUCKS]

The previous statement, also taken out of greater context, in
which death is portrayed as a comedic riff on unavoidable
certainties; like sin and taxes, only offers an affect, death
itself, with no stated cause or action for it.

To be clear, death is a state of being, not a form of bodily
injury or an act. As no threat to kill or cause bodily injury
is given a reasonable person can only conclude;
"THE END IS NEAR!"

Likewise, any reasonable medical professional can tell you,
death requires a cause. You can't death someone to death.
Any reasonable detective would be familiar with, "cause
of death" and any reasonable person knows reason can't
exist without context, but judicial fraud certainly can!

WHEREFORE, Defendant prays this Honorable Court
grant this Motion.

CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE

I HEREBY CERTIFY that a copy of the foregoing has
been furnished by delivery to: Jeanne Stratis, Assistant
State Attorney, and to the court, on September 12, 2025

[sig]
Matthew Moulton
Page 2/2 Defendant
I transcribed it. You're welcome.

Also the files.

He remains, extremely obesely, in jail, for 115 days.
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They appear to have moved him (probably took a semi because he's FAT) from the Indian curry facility to something called Branch Jail. I hope it's somewhere he gets a *COCK SLAP* every minute.
 

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Am I reading this right that he's trying a "I was only trolling bro" defense?
Pretty much. It won't work. There's a new document but it can't be viewed yet. I presume he will be allowed to represent himself because while he is a fat retard, he probably isn't mentally incompetent enough to represent himself, just mentally incompetent enough that it's a horrible idea.

Frankly *COCK SLAP* would have been a better legal argument than the bizarre shit he filed.

For what it's worth, Alexis Nava-Martinez, a public defender, is still listed as counsel. So possibly he's been tard wrangled. More likely the judge didn't just rule straight from the bench.

Next hearing is a pretrial on 10/14.
 
I don't think there's such a thing as a legal death threat. I'm pretty sure making death threats is illegal at just about every level of jurisdiction.
 
I've been sort of ignoring this case but there have been a few developments.

As of 10/10/2025 he has decided he's a jailhouse lawyer and filed a pro se lolsuit.

It starts with this insane demand and gets more insane from there.
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He's also been filing nutty shit pro se in the main case.

He's still in jail in lieu of $100,000 bail and has been for 155 days.

There's a hearing set for today at 2:00 so when that's done or cancelled I'll give a bigger rundown.
 

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I've been sort of ignoring this case but there have been a few developments.

As of 10/10/2025 he has decided he's a jailhouse lawyer and filed a pro se lolsuit.

It starts with this insane demand and gets more insane from there.
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He's also been filing nutty shit pro se in the main case.

He's still in jail in lieu of $100,000 bail and has been for 155 days.

There's a hearing set for today at 2:00 so when that's done or cancelled I'll give a bigger rundown.

For some reason, breakfast tasted extra delicious this morning for the entire ex userbase of alt.html.*
 
I've been sort of ignoring this case but there have been a few developments.

As of 10/10/2025 he has decided he's a jailhouse lawyer and filed a pro se lolsuit.

It starts with this insane demand and gets more insane from there.
View attachment 8065623
He's also been filing nutty shit pro se in the main case.

He's still in jail in lieu of $100,000 bail and has been for 155 days.

There's a hearing set for today at 2:00 so when that's done or cancelled I'll give a bigger rundown.
At least his handwriting is clear.
 
I've been sort of ignoring this case but there have been a few developments.

As of 10/10/2025 he has decided he's a jailhouse lawyer and filed a pro se lolsuit.

It starts with this insane demand and gets more insane from there.
View attachment 8065623
He's also been filing nutty shit pro se in the main case.

He's still in jail in lieu of $100,000 bail and has been for 155 days.

There's a hearing set for today at 2:00 so when that's done or cancelled I'll give a bigger rundown.
Onideus wants 100 billion and change. Unfortunately for him, he's try to find a ZellZander of his own to force a chump change settlement out of, so I don't think his emulation of Acerthorn is going to work out well for him.

Though his choice of the word "tithe" interests me because that's usually a religious term. You don't tithe to the government, you tithe to a church. I wonder if the years of making himself the center of his own little Internet world has formed some sort of God complex in his atrophied mind.
 
Okay, while the site was down I gathered most of the relevant documents but this is going to be a disorganized dump. Surprisingly, given the previous schizoposting, some of them are actually relevant and he cites actual binding cases regarding the "true threat doctrine."

Joking aside, I actually seriously do question the constitutionality of this fag sheriff[*] claiming obviously hyperbolic insults from across the country by some weirdo with no guns and no ability to cross the country are "true threats" worthy of law enforcement attention. Specifically his I think third motion to dismiss (claims of abuse), if it has any accuracy to it, may constitute a valid 1983 claim. He should seriously consider finding a contingency lawyer on that, Florida is full of retired New York Jew lawyers.

However, confirmed for DIAPER BOI!
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Another choice moment:
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There's a lot in here, some of it surprisingly actually valid legal arguments, although very inartfully pled.

Not an entirely gratuitous insult. Reason? This.
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Yes, an actual picture, not AI, not a shop. His excuse is he did it for charity. Still there's a definite look of troonish glee to it. One thing I'll give him is he did the bra so his moobs don't look like they're fleeing from each other at relativistic velocity.
 

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Portal of Evil checking in to point and laugh.

It's kind of incredible to see he's still going, yet at the same time completely unsurprising.
KF is here to continue the legacy of PoE, so it all works out.

Apparently this nigga was a Neopets user? I only remember that because a relative (who frequented Portal of Evil) told me about him. She claimed he ate his own poop or something weird like that.
 
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