🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,082 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,572 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,607
Unless someone wanted to tweak the rules, that wouldn't work, his thread was made in 2024, Though he still had over 1k pages this year so yeah.

Some say he wouldn't be in the running for LOTY compared to others anymore but I think people forget just HOW MUCH he did.
Was it Proving Grounds? Or am I getting so old my memory is bad.
I thought he didn't get out of proving grounds until this year.
 
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Mald, the programming streamer of the year, would rather teach his audience how to cook through youtube videos than how to code through youtube videos. But Mald, I know you read this, so please do show us, through a youtube series, how to cook, we're humoured by your advice!
Am I regarded or do those time stamps on the pictures make no sense? He started cooking the stew at 6:23pm on 2025/07/04 and then chopped 10 carrots and 5 chorizo in under a minute 6 hours later?
 
Please, Jason, I need some new material, start the cooking show!
"Hey JAAAKE i need some exposed onion chopped in a rectangle shape... no NO cube is not good it going to ruin the flow chart of the liquid!

Maybe if i change the torque of the stirring and the viscosity of the fluid... yeeeah

HEY JAAAKE!!! add more water to the sup and stir it counter clockwise... You know chat everyone calls me the Gordon Ramsay of cooking supervising"
 
And we are on page 1337 for the 1337 h@ck0r mald.

And julays soon approaching. I IMAGINE he will win


This comment cracked me up
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Just look at that bowl above and imagine that portioned into 20 bowls, where each bowl would have an eighth of a sausage and 2 slices of carrot for a total of 200 calories a meal.
It probably has a bit more than 200 cals because of it mostly having sausage as the solids, it seems. That amount of onion is pathetic.

And the claim that bulk buying ingredients is cheaper than a single meal? That's like saying "I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?" but in terms of meals. A ramen packet is well under a buck in most places, with significantly less upfront cost. B
Poverty stews and things like that are a legit thing, but I don't think he knows what the fuck he's talking about. I'd rather people turn to channels like
Great Depression Cooking with Clara.
They very much are indeed. He went way too heavy on the meat and not enough on potatos or other root vegetables.
A simple google search for local foodbanks would help most of these people, but again they're lazy and full of shit.
Altough, tbf, there are cases where no food bank is close enough, due to lacking transportation, or just being in a very rural area. (though, in that case you should at least be able to run a small home garden, or get help from your neighbours)
 
Oh my god he's still on about this same fucking stew from August I covered earlier.
I remember your post from back then but I thought this was a different cooking episode he had with winky and mald is just obsessed with stews because throwing shit into an instant pot makes him look accomplished in front of his IRL friend.

Even in that video he mentions a different figure used(in august, he states that he used 1/3 instead of 1/5th of the ingredients and created 15 bowls instead of 20), but still sticks to his story of "yeah this can feed 10 meals". And thanks to your video and a bit of autistic nitpicking ahead, I've figured out what Mald is doing wrong in these "food lectures"

It's not rocket science that cooking is cheaper than fast food, but knowing now that this stew is what he presented for the 4th of july gathering with winky and their partners, then it's clear mald is egregiously comparing a per person serving of a single dish as only a component of the full meal/course for a holiday feast they hosted for winky and his partner to a full fast food meal(hence him bringing up $20 combo meals at 2:40m in the first clip of my post prior) in his attempt to larp as a frugal shopper.

What I'm trying to say above is that Winky and his partner obviously had more than just this stew for dinner, so Mald using the stew as a single meal template is already a false equivalence, and one that most people wouldn't make because they'd have experience actually budgeting meal plans before.

And I've just come to the conclusion that he only brings up the stew because he and shaye likely doordashed the rest of the meals, and only the stew is homemade. Because instant pot is all he knows.
It probably has a bit more than 200 cals because of it mostly having sausage as the solids, it seems. That amount of onion is pathetic.
1/10th of the stew, because that's mald's cooking advice.
There's plenty of actual viable rebuttals to these weak-ass arguments, but all Jason can do is flounder about repeating his rehearsed number-laden talking points he thought about months ago and petulantly saying "No, No!" to fill in the rest when his audience isn't convinced.
This is another indicator of his incompetence and ignorance when it comes to frugal cooking and budgeting(the very shit he is "trying to lecture his audience" about). Dude is so inexperienced that he literally always defaults to instant pot stews because that's all he knows.
I chopped out the cooking content and ran it through an ffmpeg script that cut out a shitload (like 10 minutes) of dead air.
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The butt buddy in this case is Winky/Winkypotamus, who has been touched on earlier in the thread. Apparently Winky is a disgusting doordash degenerate and daddy Jason is swooping in to fix him.
Quoting your post from september to bring up what mald says at 11:08m of that clip: "I only pay $100-$150 of food a month for 2 people, I don't spend alot of money on food".

I think this is a technicality that he can back up as true, because this is actually what Mald contributes, while Shaye buys takeaways/luxuries(with Mald's account). Because he clearly doesn't know jackshit about frugal budgeting.

Tbh, if some kid actually followed Mald's plans, they'd quickly realise it's stupid, but it's still hilarious that Mald could be so out of touch.
 
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Mald talks about a "very, very appetising" stew that is also very "cost efficient"
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I have made a similar dish plenty of times. He is not wrong that it can be cheap but you also get what you pay for. Sausage is one of the things where price and quality are rather directly correlated.
When he shown the ingredients I thought that this might be doable because there's plenty of sausages but then he claims they used up 1/5 of the ingredients. There is no fucking way the picture presented is not using at least half if not more sausage they've had.
This is the brand they've used. Finding a photo of the exact same package seems to be impossible, but if it is the same product with sausages in the same size as on the website I've linked then a single sausage weights ~0.38 lb.
There are 8 sausages shown in the package, with a possible 9th one (seriously, what is that? Doesn't look like that's a second pack either).
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His claim is that with 1/5 of the ingredients he can feed 20 people. Being generous an assuming 9 sausages this puts us more or less at ~0.68 lb of sausage, which is 0.034 lb, which is 15g in non-freedom units. I stopped writing this post and went to my kitchen to weight a single slice of ham and it turned to be exactly 0.035 lb. There is no way he's feeding 20 people with this. 5 would already be stretching it and would need tons of veggies in order to count as an actual meal. His stew is like 80% sausage. I bet they used most if not all of it but he had to exaggerate and lie.
Funny thing is he could have made it even cheaper. If this was a poor man's meal there would be no beef base, it would be replaced with the cheapest tomato concentrate available. His calculation also doesn't include a couple of other ingredients like the butter, sauce, spices and garlic they've used. One might deem it insignificant but if you're struggling with money every single little thing counts.
 
His claim is that with 1/5 of the ingredients he can feed 20 people.
Trying to steelman him: He maybe accidentally did 1/5th twice. as in, He used all the ingredients, but 1/5th was consumed per person, which he expressed as 1/5th of the ingredients used. So it'd be feeding 4 people with 1/5th the ingredients.

Do I believe that to be the case rather than him lying? Fuck no.

Also: of course such a meal looks to be cheap upfront cost for almost 40 bucks, when compared to fast food chains. But it is a LOT of upfront cost to something like ramen which you can often get for under 1 buck a pack. (not good ramen, but when you are scraping by every day you can't really save up to buy a bunch of ingredients upfront). And living out of a car, how would you even cook such a meal? With ramen, you can just pour hot water from a kettle into a cup and eat it like that.
 
Oh yeah. I know this has been discussed to death, but it always makes me laugh how he admitted in that one interview that it was the breakout success of Undertale that convinced him that he too would be able to make a marketable game... and then never mentioned Undertale again, as either an inspiration or an influence. Secret of Mana, Earthbound, even fucking WARIOWARE, but never the game that he's most blatantly ripping off right from the title screen.

Here is the clip for posterity.


In that same interview while recounting his story about his manager asking why he was talking to his dad, he lets it slip that it was an open secret that some people knew that his dad was Joey Ray but "it didn't matter" according to him.


(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YEpPN3yDLxg)
(https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/YEpPN3yDLxg)

First clip: 16:06-17:48
Second clip: 17:46-19:47

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The "open secret" detail and the 6 month nepotism job he had as his first at Blizzard were conveniently omitted from his response video. In fact, Mald reframes it as "My dad only helped me with my resume!" and "My brother applied the same time as me but he didn't get the job!"
 
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The "open secret" detail and the 6 month nepotism job he had as his first at Blizzard were conveniently omitted from his response video.
He also lied about the definition of nepobaby. "Not achieving anything for your whole career" is casting the net way too wide. A nepo baby is anyone who got a position through nepotism. Whether you achieve something or not is kind of irrelevant.
 
Typical failure of our government that took months to merely forward this one document on Mald's "swatting" on request. Yes there were (armed) officers, no they did not raid his home, nor was he even there because it was his old address. They claim the phone number that texted the Suicide Hotline was traced to his brother Damian, but somehow there was also a Mullvad VPN IP addressed tied to this interaction, so obviously it was spoofed somehow. Another unknown number called Mald and left a screaming voice mail, which Mald directly blames Kiwifarms for because of Stop Killing Games, among his "thousands" of death threats.

They returned the same document on my second request regarding his current Lakebay address, implying nothing happened there. There are two prior death threat and "swatting" cases mentioned but were not made available.

I, PPO W. Henry, have been a commissioned officer with the Tacoma Police Department since 2022. On the above date I was on duty working routine patrol. I was driving my department-issued marked patrol car equipped with lights and sirens and was clearly identifiable as a police officer. My Body-worn camera was attached to my uniform, was operable at the beginning of my shift, and likely captured audio and video of the summary provided below.

At the above-referenced time, I was dispatched to a call at 6019 S Lawrence St. The call indicated that an operator from the National Suicide Prevention Hotline was calling to advise that an individual who identified himself as "Jason" texted the hotline claiming that he was home with his children, had a firearm on his person, and wanted to kill himself and his children. The individual also stated that his wife left him and he had been using hallucinogens.

I arrived on scene with PPOs Komljenovic, Juarez, Figueras, O'Dell, and Correa. I took up a position in the alley while other units used the PA system to request residents of the house step outside. The residents complied and advised that V1/JASON HALL does not live at the location. They advised that he owns the property, which they rent from him, and he lives in Lakebay, WA. They were able to provide a phone number for V1/JASON, which I attempted to contact without success. The residents also stated that there had been multiple "swatting" calls at the location in the past prior to them moving in. Jason often livestreams on Twitch and occasionally gets "swatted" by viewers.

I attempted to call V1/JASON multiple times without success. As a precaution, we requested PCSD conduct a welfare check at V1/JASON's DOL address. A prior report showed that V1/JASON streams on Twitch under the name "PirateSoftware". I was able to view his profile on Twitch and confirmed he was in the middle of livestreaming.

It should be noted that V1/JASON has received threats online in the past, which he has reported under case no. 2509101428, and was the victim of a prior "swatting" call under case no. 2424300063.

SS911 advised that the phone number that texted the National Suicide Hotline returns to O1/DAMIAN HALL located in Aurora CO. Further research traced the IP address to a company out of Sweden that provides VPNs for users wishing to remain anonymous. Per SS911, the company is AMAGICOM AB.

Based on my investigation, I have probable cause to believe that the individual who contacted the hotline committed the crime of False Reporting (RCW 9A.84.040).

A special situation was created for SS911 for the address in case of future similar incidents.

Nothing further to report at this time.

I, PPO W. Henry, have been a commissioned officer with the Tacoma Police Department since 2022. On the above date I was on duty working routine patrol. I was driving my department-issued marked patrol car equipped with lights and sirens and was clearly identifiable as a police officer. My Body-worn camera was attached to my uniform, was operable at the beginning of my shift, and likely captured audio and video of the summary provided below. At the above-referenced time, I was dispatched to a call that indicated V1/JASON HALL was hoping to talk to an officer.

I made contact with V1/JASON by phone. He advised that around the same time as the "swatting" call at 6019 S Lawrence St, he received a call from an unknown number (14087677347). He did not pick up, and when he listened to the voicemail after the stream, he advised that it was the sound of someone screaming "as if they were being killed". He advised that these incidents are tied to a site called kiwifarms.st, out of Sao Tome & Principe. They began targeting him after he spoke out against a bill that would tighten regulations for video game developers. He does not know who these individuals are, but advised that in the past month he has received thousands of death threats online.

V1/JASON was sent an evidence upload link for the voicemail.

Nothing further to report at this time.
 

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I hope anyone whose ever attempted to SWAT another person gets their citizenship removed and exiled to Liberia. Jason is a piece of shit, but he doesn't deserve to be killed for it.

They advised that he owns the property, which they rent from him, and he lives in Lakebay, WA.
Now that's interesting. I wasn't aware Jason owned and rented his previous house. The income from that should definitely help out now that his viewership has tanked.
 
I wasn't aware Jason owned and rented his previous house. The income from that should definitely help out now that his viewership has tanked.
He's got it set up as a janny flop house, and the jannies don't have to pay rent if they're working for him
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Could be at some point he gives them the "times are tough" reasoning and starts charging rent, though.
 
nor was he even there because it was his old address.
So he got barely swatted, got it.
which Mald directly blames Kiwifarms for because of Stop Killing Games
Nothing new there. Now what would the repercussions be if he actually tries to go after the farms if idiots try to keep swatting him and he just blindly says it's the Farms?
Now that's interesting. I wasn't aware Jason owned and rented his previous house. The income from that should definitely help out now that his viewership has tanked.
It makes sense since the house most recent purchase was in December of 2020. for $200,000 according to Zillow.

I couldn't find a public listing of a rent price of his old address. On Apartments, a room for rent is listed at $1,250/mo and two houses listed on Zillow that are the closest to that address are $2.7k and $2.3k per month as rentals. So he'll definitely be charging in that area. I'm going to assume when he got huge amounts of twitch money that he paid off the mortgage and is pulling in all that money.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't actually charging rent, especially if the tenants were moderators, because Mald is such a heckin' generous pillar of the community. Just like caring for the ferrets or such furry crash houses for the disowned and homeless. Shame he is inadvertently also putting them in danger.
 
He also lied about the definition of nepobaby. "Not achieving anything for your whole career" is casting the net way too wide. A nepo baby is anyone who got a position through nepotism. Whether you achieve something or not is kind of irrelevant.
The word he wishes we would forget is "failson". That is what would describe a nepo baby who can't do a damned thing without abandoning or fucking it up.

Curiously, this also describes Jason quite well.
 
I hope anyone whose ever attempted to SWAT another person gets their citizenship removed and exiled to Liberia. Jason is a piece of shit, but he doesn't deserve to be killed for it.
TLDR: the US government should actually start fucking taking swatting seriously and collaborate between departments to stomp it out with a very large foot. They started doing it once that torswats kid was running rampant but they need to keep it up and stop allowing the methods that these nigger children use to call in swats.

They seriously need something like the sex offender registry for people who call in swats as well as people who lie about being sexually assaulted and similar bullshit - besides having serious jail time and felony charges these crimes are reprehensible and a clear danger to society. I mean fuck it, just put them on the sex offender registry at this point.
 
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