DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Great. Perfect opportunity to get autistic about his whole slopffice set up now.
Lookin' forward to it personally.
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Cerulean86 on Twitter. I don't feel like doing another one of these but you know the obvious details.

The desk is 66in x 55in which is almost the size of a king sized bed and he wants to just slap that shit down right there? Whoa buddy that rooms gonna get Kat proof'd.
Also didn't bother getting shelves for his gay little props and toys he bought over the years.
 
So fyi, with all the wwe champions stuff going on, I noticed that Phil currently has no faction, wonder if he got kicked out or left. I really do think he broke his login streak and was booted.
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How long has he been at 2857 days?
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I really think that Phil has been weening himself off of WWE Champions this year (hence the lower spending on it in events), and has moved onto other mobile games.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
So fyi, with all the wwe champions stuff going on, I noticed that Phil currently has no faction, wonder if he got kicked out or left. I really do think he broke his login streak and was booted.
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I really think that Phil has been weening himself off of WWE Champions this year (hence the lower spending on it in events), and has moved onto other mobile games.
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Interesting... it seems he hasn't done an event in more than a month:
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I think the lack of events is the penultimate tell that he has stopped playing WWE Champions finally.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Clip of Phil saying he has voices in his head telling him to beg.
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"i'd like to say something for the record okay and this is not first of all here's what i want to say to you guys you guys are awesome you realize you guys have been with me for two and a half hours as we've been shopping and you've helped me every step along the way you guys are absolutely amazing like thank you i mean no thank you who else would have done that to help me i don't know what the hell i'm doing i need your advice on this stuff i don't know what the hell i'm doing and you're helping me out so very much you are like everything that when it comes and we set it up together and everything i want you to understand that you guys out there right now are are a part of this you're the reason why i'm at the level i'm at why i'm improving and everything it's you it's not just me yes it's me i'm the guy sitting here but it's you helping me i don't know how to do this shit so this is i'm really having a good time and you guys helping me it's it's really it's meaningful and here's the other thing i want to say so i just i'm doing a tip right i'm like okay play the animation and i look we're at 970 cool and in the back of my head it's like so you're supposed to tell them to hit the goal like no there's no goal my my head is hardwired to always say oh that's good we're only so and so away from a goal we need to get more we don't need to get any more you guys give me almost a thousand dollars today but my brain has been so fucking hardwired to do that for like years and years because i had to do it that it's like it actually bothers me because it's like you're forgetting something phil no i'm not shut up like shut up shut up uh you know head back there's like a voice in the back of my head ask for more no i don't have to anymore yeah i have to like slap the voice like stop shut up i'm good i'm happy i'm having a good time today with my audience i don't have to be a jerk anymore and keep asking for stuff"
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shekelshoah666 said:
Get ready for the PC upgrade/New PC arc no way can he get the most out of that new monitor on games with his current card because he will want to play 4k.

The this is how you don't shop is going to be so good.
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Place your bets, do you think while installing a new monitor he'll realise you can have more than one monitor per PC ?

InspiredReviewBrah said:
the dude has zero reference for what anything does outside of shit he's directly seen in his mediocre super mainstream 1980s movies that literally everybody has watched,
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That's also the reason he wants speakers in the first place. Dude has a 90s/80s view of what a PC is.

Can't wait for the return of hearing the game's audio twice cause that idiot can't figure out putting a mic next to speakers isn't a good idea...
 
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the voices in his head are PPP from kino casino telling him to "yea beg those suckers lol". From what I've gathered, he's only promised to not beg, as long as he "gets that money" hits 150$ goals. He listens to everything and probably is reading this, the lazy fat fuck. He heard people say, he begs to hit his arbitrary 150 """goal""". then he still keeps begging for the next, and still even when he has that even, he still begs and begs to get the next goal. Its just he's such a pure unadulterated asshole to everyone about it. I'm over it. He can fucking change or hope he crashes out and eveeryone gets hte picture. he's had all the chances he could get. Has he quit whining about da trollz? no. Has he stopped begging? nah. He heard tho everyone saying he never stops begging (once a goal is reached; its never enough; 1 is never enough..) so he's stopped begging after 1. but he's hit them recently. he has not said he wont' beg if he hasnt hit one. LIke, noone cares about your eating food. NO ONE EVER HAS SAID THAT. YOu got LUCKY 15 years ago on youtube, by random CHANCE. just like you GOT Lucky on EV0 2004 or whatever it was. LUCK, not skill. You only show any change when forced to, and it's facetious at best.

He reminds me as I said of a cousin I got. he also never leaves the house and only deals with women who will put up with him. At least this cousin of mine, got lucky with girls early on and ones he went out with got pregnant. But he immediately dumped them when it happened. His parents just threw up their hands and shrugged their shoulders and knew he was a drop out. He got 2 girls pregnant. left them both. Then lived with some girl, or girls, who obviuosly can't get pregnant to live off him. He never leaves the house and goes out anywhere or does anything. Hes not pressed so I could probably get him out, but don't really feel the need or want to. Phil reminds me of him; as far as that goes, never leaving his house, excuses for not doing so oh boy, almost to a t.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
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the voices in his head
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Cucktry Roads said:
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"i'd like to say something for the record okay and this is not first of all here's what i want to say to you guys you guys are awesome you realize you guys have been with me for two and a half hours as we've been shopping and you've helped me every step along the way you guys are absolutely amazing like thank you i mean no thank you who else would have done that to help me i don't know what the hell i'm...
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A while ago I speculated that Phil has OCPD (obsessive compulsive personality disorder) which isn't someone having to wash their hands 8 times but rather a person who becomes totally obsessed with systems as a way to satiate their anxiety. I believe this clip paints a clear picture that Phil has OCPD or something very similar and is basically unable to not fixate on "support" or continuously "loop" about the same subjects.
I think the clips shows that I was correct. I think his alleged autism makes him extremely anxious all of the time and his way of dealing with this is extensive schedules and mental gymnastics and is the best explanation of the Phil we see today.

While it is true that he is dependent on "support" to survive (and also to waste money on stupid shit), I fully believe that the reason he is the way he is is that he is mentally/clinically totally obsessed with his little streaming game (subs, tips etc).

I made a penultimate style post in the DSP psychology thread with a bit of analysis of the clip and a self-affirmation that I was correct about Phil having either OCPD or something similar:
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neger psykolog said:
I think a key thing though is that a person just has to feel productive but they aren't actually necessarily productive. The way I read it (at least from my own perspective) is that the idea isn't necessarily just being a workaholic but that a person truly engulfs themselves in "a/the system" and obsessively works within it to escape anxiety and other things, which for me definitely matches with what we see with DSP. There's been multiple times where he could've explored stepping away years ago but he obviously has some anxiety about leaving "the system" he has.
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I’m so happy he blew all that money. It’s going to revive the business guise. Also he said “that’s what we’re spending TODAY” never change bozo
 
Cucktry Roads said:
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I'm not surprised that he's pignotized himself into having voices in his head convince him to constantly talk about money, something no one wants to hear anyone whine about(other than to hate watch and laugh about it). He's been doing it for so long, and so often that he's like those dumb tiktok kids that gave themselves ticks and shit by pretending they had a tick.
 
InspiredReviewBrah said:
The reason behind this is definitely less funny and more extremely stupid. See, DSP has raised exclusively on 1980s and 1950s media because his mother was a low IQ whore who would rather have sex with the plumber than raise her child right because Dave Sr. is an awful judge of women. So, effectively, the dude has zero reference for what anything does outside of shit he's directly seen in his mediocre super mainstream 1980s movies that literally everybody has watched, and as such, thinks subwoofers will literally shake his house because, uh, Marty McFly and also DA URBANS DOOD.
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That escalated quickly, is that from Phil's mouth or is there stuff i missed?
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Get ready for the PC upgrade/New PC arc no way can he get the most out of that new monitor on games with his current card because he will want to play 4k.

The this is how you don't shop is going to be so good.
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Get ready for an entire stream dedicated to bitching about DLSS and not knowing how to cap your framerate.

360hz is also massive overkill even at 1440p, I have a rig comparable to what Phil has right now and I struggle to run modern games at a locked 150fps / 1440 without having everything look like a blurry low poly mess.
 
I one hundred percent guarantee that piss bottle story, whether made up or true, was meant to endear himself to Asmongold fans. Phil knows that Asmongold is infamous for living like a dirty slob and thinks the best way to cater to the newly found dents is through an anecdote of him also doing something filthy. As with Kino Casino, he tries to put up a facsimile based on his most surface-level interpretation of whatever it is that makes the creator he is leeching off successful.

Amazing how just a short while ago, he couldn't wait to phase out gaming. Saying his old man hands where getting too stiff from all the gaming and his eyesight was going so it was probably going to be just a couple more years of gameplay before he had to transition to other content. Now he had some monetary success peddling some cold gamer takes to a new crowd and now suddenly it's "gamer for life!" and "I never want to stop doing this!".

This man truly will do anything for some money and a few words of praise, it's beyond pathetic.
 
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"Attendance was great"
Who the fuck talks about 'attendance' on a fucking stream like its school? Phils so fucking weird when he says shit like this you don't notice it like you would if anyone else said it. Fuck off with your parasocial shit phil, like watching you should be treated like school and daily attendance is the baseline.
 
DarkFuhDillz said:
I’m so happy he blew all that money. It’s going to revive the business guise. Also he said “that’s what we’re spending TODAY” never change bozo
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It just goes to show he literally has nothing else at all in his life going on. He streams and gets money and spends it all on dumb shit immediately.

It's often said that the problems he has are going to be his problem tomorrow. He obviously has no theory of mind outside this stupid fucking DSP persona.

He literally only has his battle with retarded "detectors" and that's it - that's his entire life.

The people trying to gatekeep him from doing interviews are retarded, as are the alogs/weens that have harassed and threatened every sponsor opportunity he's ever had.

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This is Phil's entire life. He says proudly that he has been an on-demand style content creator for 17 years or whatever it is but he really has just had a battle with no good nudnig detractors for his entire life. He literally has nothing except his imaginary fierce and proud battle with z-list retarded detractors and bases his entire life on what other people say - like when black dsp (ltg) made a comment about his appearance and he suddenly started wearing nicer shirts.

It's just amazing how much of a show this all is - he obviously got off mentally and probably sexually about very publicly throwing money into WWE Champions because he could control it and detractors couldn't.

Anyway DSP's entire existence is a cautionary tale about becoming a public figure - his entire life has been about getting the last word in and being the king snake.

Congratulations Phil. You got the last word in. Your entire life is a retarded spectacle and you throwing around another 2000 bucks on dumb shit you don't need instead of having a personal life and private hobbies as well as trying to pay off your loan or fix your house. This is yet another penultimate chapter about king Snake Phil who has officially owned the detractors and makes serious bank that he just flaunts and wastes because he knows it'll make downy detractors on the Internet seeth.

Edit: what a total empire of shit Phil lives on. It's more clear now than ever that he only exists because of retarded "detractors" and gets some sort of retarded pleasure in trying to outsmart them and have the last say - and his current existence is the best show of that. The guy is totally fucking delusional and has totally lost touch with reality and just sits and thinks all day long about how he's so smart and cunning with money.
 
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Fridge Raider said:
Nothing says "the season of giving" like spending $2,500 on yourself when your wife still hasn't been on a honeymoon.
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Holy fuck you're right I'm so used to his scamming bullshit it didn't even click. $2,500 USD is enough for a holiday to a lot of poorer touristy places internationally or a really lavish domestic travel, see the grand canyon, yellow stone. What a selfish manchild cunt
 
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Fridge Raider said:
Nothing says "the season of giving" like spending $2,500 on yourself when your wife still hasn't been on a honeymoon.
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That's the most fucked up thing of it all, just imagine seeing your spouse bring back home an entire truck worth of furniture and then the next day claim he's too poor to go on vacation with you.

I know Khet isn't really sentient and closer to an amoeba in term of thoughts so she probably won't make the connection.
 
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