💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He supported McCain in 2000 then went for Nader as a libertarian protest vote which doesn't even make sense:
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Then like all true conservatives voted for Obama in 2008 even though McCain actually won the primary this time:
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At most he was a RINO for a single primary then voted against the GOP in every presidential election after his preferred choice lost. In short he's a poser. Fat too.

i have to politisperg to try and convey just how unfathomably retarded Patrick is about politics. McCain was one of the worst Americans to ever live in the 21st century (arguably of all time) and about the only positive thing you can say about him is that at least he knew what it was like to get shot at... unlike scores of democrats who falsify their military pedigrees and misrepresent their records.

ol' maverick RINO McCain was in Kyiv in 2013 openly speaking to CNN that the US delegation was there to "orchestrate" a regime change in Ukraine and he expressed a particularly deep satisfaction that Victoria Nuland was right there beside him, helping to pull the strings. McCain was funded by George Soros and stood on the stage celebrating when Soros overthrew the Ukrainian government in 2014. one particularly excellent quote on McCain is that he never found a war he didn't want Americans to fight. he crashed five US planes yet was a textbook example of a narcissistic politician using his military history for personal gain - Mark Kelly learned well from him, and Ruben Gallego from Mark - and he fled with the press after the Forrestal's flight deck fiasco. he was not an honorable serviceman, but at least he was in the service; his pretend patriotism belied a complete disaster of a human being that only got worse with age.

i learned to loathe McCain, but many such considerations aside, he did suffer for the USA in Vietnam, and it is thanks to people like McCain and other brave souls in uniform who defended the rights of poltroons like Rick to be idiots from the comforts of their beer stained couches. he also stepped away from his presidential campaign to try and tackle the fiscal crisis of 2008 whilst Obama and the media mocked his response. it's disappointing that, for all his raw experiences, he became another machine politician for globalist cunts.

it should have been a lesson not to elect brain-damaged, shell shocked men into any kind of office. i certainly won't forget that a man who was held captive as a POW tried to hold Americans hostage to free speech limits, or that he had a massive corruption scandal he eluded by rebranding himself as a champion for reform.
 
Wait, are there three prisons, or did we just get the name of the prison confirmed? After all, everyone's getting buried under it, so are we enjoying it whilst they're buried below? Kinda spoopy.

MFW trying to make sense of rick's prison tweets is a more interesting mythology than any story he's written.
I think he genuinely fantasizes about cheering on the sidelines for Stalin Trials in America. First the stalkers are made to confess and face justice. Then the Judge. Then everyone else, including people who don't make sense.

Enjoy Lefortovo, right-deviationist child.
 
Spunt needs to stay in the female estate.
Spunt is a good boy who dindu nuffin.
McCain was one of the worst Americans to ever live in the 21st century
When I get to Hell I have zero doubts I'll find him hanging out with FDR, Nixon, G.W. Bush, and all the mods on this site.
Maybe you can borrow Patrick's speak-and-spell?
No, child. He can't. Patrick has an oink-and-type. Not knowing that is why you chose to end your life in a Chinese cage-type apartment.
It’s right there. You are a coward for pretending not to see it. As one of the few openly females on this site, you are not representing them well,
...wait, what?
 
You know, it won't go the way Patrick thinks it will.
Fatrick is the worst type of person, a type I’ve dubbed a “last step thinker” (well, “last step leftist” but his issues extend beyond politics). Last step thinkers not only have no consideration towards the logistics of whatever cacame scheme they dream up, such aspects quite literally do not exist for these people. It’s the type of thinking that infests environmentalist and welfare groups.
 
I think he genuinely fantasizes about cheering on the sidelines for Stalin Trials in America. First the stalkers are made to confess and face justice. Then the Judge. Then everyone else, including people who don't make sense.

Enjoy Lefortovo, right-deviationist child.
I still laugh that in all of his squealing tucked in there is "you will be forced to take a guilty plea deal after being advised by your attorneys." As in the evidence is so insurmountable that no attorney would ever fight it. Here in reality I think if it ever came to that the average pest could fight "calling a fat retard a fat retard on social media" as not being a felony, possibly without a lawyer. The current record shows that strategy has worked thus far.
 
I still laugh that in all of his squealing tucked in there is "you will be forced to take a guilty plea deal after being advised by your attorneys." As in the evidence is so insurmountable that no attorney would ever fight it. Here in reality I think if it ever came to that the average pest could fight "calling a fat retard a fat retard on social media" as not being a felony, possibly without a lawyer. The current record shows that strategy has worked thus far.
Yep imagine Rick managed to identify a pest and somehow sued him. How would court look? “You texted me pictures of howling monkeys” like what?
The judge would tell him to get over himself I think.
 
Yep imagine Rick managed to identify a pest and somehow sued him. How would court look? “You texted me pictures of howling monkeys” like what?
The judge would tell him to get over himself I think.
Somewhere in his brain he settled on this being done by a cyber stalker terrorist ORGANIZATION, and something something corporations are people something 1.2 GPA all of them are liable for all crimes. IANAL but I think the only things he could (possibly) bring up are the transcripts, the airbnb visit(s) alongside other things IF and only IF that individual did anything else, otherwise it's just a weird pilgrimage for Internet points, and the SWATTing.

But Torswats was caught; good luck getting his specific buyers if they're not actually Pat like some theorize, and good luck identifying any particular individual for any of this shit. When it's 98% people mocking you (a reasonably public figure, how's that stand-up and authorship working out fat guy?) online incessantly and it's 2% actual illegal or questionable conduct but you're condemning everyone as Nazi terrorists in the latter, it just makes you look like a retard.
 
Somewhere in his brain he settled on this being done by a cyber stalker terrorist ORGANIZATION, and something something corporations are people something 1.2 GPA all of them are liable for all crimes. IANAL but I think the only things he could (possibly) bring up are the transcripts, the airbnb visit(s) alongside other things IF and only IF that individual did anything else, otherwise it's just a weird pilgrimage for Internet points, and the SWATTing.

But Torswats was caught; good luck getting his specific buyers if they're not actually Pat like some theorize, and good luck identifying any particular individual for any of this shit. When it's 98% people mocking you (a reasonably public figure, how's that stand-up and authorship working out fat guy?) online incessantly and it's 2% actual illegal or questionable conduct but you're condemning everyone as Nazi terrorists in the latter, it just makes you look like a retard.
Patrick couldn't even get a restraining order against a guy who travelled from 3 states away specifically to fight him and the last time he sued someone he ended up owing them 80k.

Patrick's ability to fight terrorism is about on par with his ability to restrain his pendulous bitch tits.
 
Somewhere in his brain he settled on this being done by a cyber stalker terrorist ORGANIZATION, and something something corporations are people something 1.2 GPA all of them are liable for all crimes. IANAL but I think the only things he could (possibly) bring up are the transcripts, the airbnb visit(s) alongside other things IF and only IF that individual did anything else, otherwise it's just a weird pilgrimage for Internet points, and the SWATTing.

But Torswats was caught; good luck getting his specific buyers if they're not actually Pat like some theorize, and good luck identifying any particular individual for any of this shit. When it's 98% people mocking you (a reasonably public figure, how's that stand-up and authorship working out fat guy?) online incessantly and it's 2% actual illegal or questionable conduct but you're condemning everyone as Nazi terrorists in the latter, it just makes you look like a retard.
I do wonder if the feds can get all Torswats client information- surely they can do that? Why don’t they publicize that?
 
I do wonder if the feds can get all Torswats client information- surely they can do that? Why don’t they publicize that?
Why would they? Better to keep it quiet and investigate, slowly as they always do, and pull the threads and find if there's anything useful/exciting they can work with.

What am I saying? I'm saying that Maduro was just a test run for the biggest (by weight) black bagging ever - Ricky T himself!
 
Why would they? Better to keep it quiet and investigate, slowly as they always do, and pull the threads and find if there's anything useful/exciting they can work with.

What am I saying? I'm saying that Maduro was just a test run for the biggest (by weight) black bagging ever - Ricky T himself!
We're gonna need a bigger helicopter.
 
Patrick couldn't even get a restraining order against a guy who travelled from 3 states away specifically to fight him

To be fair, while Patrick obviously looked like a massive lunatic to the judge over that, it would probably actually be legally difficult to to grant said restraining order because they literally hadn’t met in any context until Patrick forced him to attend court.

Setting a precedent of being able to grant a restraining order against someone preemptively is not something I would imagine a judge wanting to do.

We're gonna need a bigger helicopter.

A physics defying helicopter!
 
They hit the Pentagon which is technically not in DC. A notoriously liberal establishment, according to this fat faggot's logic. The idea that only liberals own the pain of 9/11 is one of his fattest ideas yet.

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Look at Pat's contempt for non-blue city Americans. He does realize many more people live in small towns than in blue city bughives? No.No.He.Doesn't. I'm just ignoring the Klan reference, since the Klan doesn't actually exist anymore, and hasn't for decades. Ge probably wholeheartedly believes the scaremongering from the SPLC, like all good conservatives. I bet he's tried to submit OnA multiple times as a 'hate group'. The submission's written in crayon with lots of arrows pointing to his most important points.
 
A physics defying helicopter!
It's only right since he's a physics-defying man. A shame he didn't put what is essentially a superpower to better use. Flight or super speed would be way more useful than his proclaimed gluttony without consequence.
Ge probably wholeheartedly believes the scaremongering from the SPLC, like all good conservatives.
Yes, stlaker. Ge does. As much as you ymunkoke your future.

And like most current conservatives, he's a loud, annoying, useless crybaby who will never follow through on threats/promises.

His constant hints at far creamier milk production without fulfillment is a prison we all must enjoy.
 
They hit the Pentagon which is technically not in DC. A notoriously liberal establishment, according to this fat faggot's logic. The idea that only liberals own the pain of 9/11 is one of his fattest ideas yet.
I have literally never, even once, heard a conservative say 9/11 was deserved. I do all the time hear this from some liberals.
 
Josiah, God among Men, found Michael Gallagher's review of Pat's diarrhea of a book.

As usual, Gallagher twists Piggy's nipples hard enough to effortlessly squirt the 3% Miller Light out of them (no need for any artificial pumping here!)

Edit: local archives of the review.
I recommend it, it's much funnier than reading the actual book.
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Fatrick is the worst type of person, a type I’ve dubbed a “last step thinker” (well, “last step leftist” but his issues extend beyond politics). Last step thinkers not only have no consideration towards the logistics of whatever cacame scheme they dream up, such aspects quite literally do not exist for these people. It’s the type of thinking that infests environmentalist and welfare groups.
Very Generous of you to call him a thinker. 8)
 
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