🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Ralph is back in Mexico. L/A
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I would rather have a foreign war than cartels that are so powerful the entire military is organized around fighting them. L/A
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These dabbleverse cucks are literally not prepared to deal with a real Ralphamale. The worst they've had to deal with at their events before was a drunken SJ trying to fight Melton the Quarterplanet-sized child molester, they're not ready to deal with Ralph getting coked out then trying to settle 3 beefs at once.
 
I like him coping about how great living in Mérida is when the only reason he’s even there is because he’s too much of a failure to live in the US. It’s not as if he really enjoys the culture or whatever; he can’t speak the language at all for one, but that’s what makes him the funniest cow, his inability to admit that he has completely nuked his life to the point that he counts spending a week with a literal cocaine-abusing blacked prostitute as a win.

If only the gaylogs could live this good.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph was raised by a multiple divorced, abusive, schizo, alcoholic father who bailed after divorcing wife #3 (Sandra) who followed around an old never-was bar band and lived the last fifteen years of her life on SSI and Medicaid.

He is legit white trash. His current circumstances are considered a crowning achievement- whores, drugs and cheap hotel rooms is as good as life gets for a guy like Ralph. Ralph can’t even fathom there is more to life.
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Yeah honestly Ralph has lived what would have been a very typical life for someone of his social stature if it weren't for getting e-famous at one point in his life. It's like a shitty version of winning the lottery. He blew all the money as all white trash lotto winners do, but now he also has a bunch of people who know who he is and are fascinated by his fucked up retard life instead of being left alone to peacefully die of a drug overdose in a trailer park somewhere. I guess it's the same, there'd just be no one watching.
 
Dropa5pack said:
I like him coping about how great living in Mérida is when the only reason he’s even there is because he’s too much of a failure to live in the US. It’s not as if he really enjoys the culture or whatever; he can’t speak the language at all for one, but that’s what makes him the funniest cow, his inability to admit that he has completely nuked his life to the point that he counts spending a week with a literal cocaine-abusing blacked prostitute as a win.

If only the gaylogs could live this good.
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Mehico has cheap whores, cheap grey market drugs, and cheap food. That makes it 1000x better than the US by his estimation.
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
These dabbleverse cucks are literally not prepared to deal with a real Ralphamale. The worst they've had to deal with at their events before was a drunken SJ trying to fight Melton the Quarterplanet-sized child molester, they're not ready to deal with Ralph getting coked out then trying to settle 3 beefs at once.
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Can I just add that thank God Scarlett chose Ralph and not Rekieta?
Imagine what a boring and unnoticed coming and going she would've had. I wish I didn't find the worst whores to be the funniest people in the world, but the truth is, she never would've had a chance to work the audience like this with Nick. She's great for the health of the sektur and I hope she sticks around for a little bit.
 
Imagine the smell in the tin shack when he got back. 100F days, 2 cats pissing and shitting everywhere. (And they're probably dead, so add in their rotting corpses.) Piss bottles of varying levels of full, slowly evaporating, a few probably knocked over by one cat. Whatever trash he left behind before he left the sty.

5 star days in Merida, bish!
 
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