🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Um... said:
Here’s another
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with bruised scraped up knuckle
He stays covered with wounds, scrapes and cuts
cause he’s a stumbling old drunk who falls down alot
that saggy old lady skin is the cherry on top
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The bruising isn't just from him stumbling into shit. Between his smoking and drinking, his circulatory system is fucked.

Frankly, I'm surprised the LoseMeOnlyToes arc hasn't started.
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph is currently talking about going to Cuba (obviously without Scar because the J's won't let her get her passport), if he goes I can't imagine Ralph doesn't either get beaten and robbed worse than he did in Portugal by some starving electricity-deprived Cubans or shot during a US invasion.
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The US government could order a direct nuclear strike on his exact position and he'd wake up wasted and Tweet some inane nonsense. The one benefit of lolcowdom is you are gifted with the luck of the Devil.

He'll go to Cuba, he'll fuck up, there'll be altercations and lots of angry Cuban civilians and officials who are wondering what the fuck and why, then he'll be back in his hovel in Mexico and recount it with all the triumph and sanity of an H.R Giger painting.
 


Scarlett made a quick call in again as Ralph has been seemingly trying to wind the stream down for 2 hours at this point. She suggests Ralph come up to Wisconsin again to meet her mother, Ralph instead suggests Cuba but Scarlett doesn't know where that is. Scarlett however does know Puerto Rico is part of the US, so she's still got some of her valedictorian smarts left.
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph is currently talking about going to Cuba (obviously without Scar because the J's won't let her get her passport), if he goes I can't imagine Ralph doesn't either get beaten and robbed worse than he did in Portugal by some starving electricity-deprived Cubans or shot during a US invasion.
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Didn’t he, Pantsu, and The Artist Formerly Known As CozyRozy.tv go to Cuba only for him to drive away pissed off at who knows what, stranding Pantsuit & baby at their Air B&B with no money having to call Harry or the people who owned the Air B&B to get some money for food?
 
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