🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[JustStopDude]

Here’s another
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with bruised scraped up knuckle
He stays covered with wounds, scrapes and cuts
cause he’s a stumbling old drunk who falls down alot
that saggy old lady skin is the cherry on top

The bruising isn't just from him stumbling into shit. Between his smoking and drinking, his circulatory system is fucked.

Frankly, I'm surprised the LoseMeOnlyToes arc hasn't started.

 

[Vect]

Ralph is currently talking about going to Cuba (obviously without Scar because the J's won't let her get her passport), if he goes I can't imagine Ralph doesn't either get beaten and robbed worse than he did in Portugal by some starving electricity-deprived Cubans or shot during a US invasion.

The US government could order a direct nuclear strike on his exact position and he'd wake up wasted and Tweet some inane nonsense. The one benefit of lolcowdom is you are gifted with the luck of the Devil.

He'll go to Cuba, he'll fuck up, there'll be altercations and lots of angry Cuban civilians and officials who are wondering what the fuck and why, then he'll be back in his hovel in Mexico and recount it with all the triumph and sanity of an H.R Giger painting.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Scarlett made a quick call in again as Ralph has been seemingly trying to wind the stream down for 2 hours at this point. She suggests Ralph come up to Wisconsin again to meet her mother, Ralph instead suggests Cuba but Scarlett doesn't know where that is. Scarlett however does know Puerto Rico is part of the US, so she's still got some of her valedictorian smarts left.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph is currently talking about going to Cuba (obviously without Scar because the J's won't let her get her passport), if he goes I can't imagine Ralph doesn't either get beaten and robbed worse than he did in Portugal by some starving electricity-deprived Cubans or shot during a US invasion.

Didn’t he, Pantsu, and The Artist Formerly Known As CozyRozy.tv go to Cuba only for him to drive away pissed off at who knows what, stranding Pantsuit & baby at their Air B&B with no money having to call Harry or the people who owned the Air B&B to get some money for food?

 

[CarlosDanger]

Scar and the pig in Puerto Rico would be hilarious but if there is a god please stick them in Cuba.

 

[Fannyscum]

Didn’t he, Pantsu, and The Artist Formerly Known As CozyRozy.tv go to Cuba only for him to drive away pissed off at who knows what, stranding Pantsuit & baby at their Air B&B with no money having to call Harry or the people who owned the Air B&B to get some money for food?

https://x.com/i/status/1610046640789880832

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Scarlettpost time.

Spoiler: Local archive

This is a supercut of all Scarlett's appearences today. It goes call 1, call 2, voice message, call 3.

Spoiler: Clips

That famous South Florida tourist town Myrtle Beach

Is Josh Moon a child molester? Is it in his lineage?

Steel Toe Clairvoyant Show, live with our woman on the ground in Wisconsin Scarlett Hampton

I don't like Karmic, I like the floor

Don't mention the laptop auction

The Ralphamale is known to have that effect on bishes

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Mersh also went through a recently uncovered old speech The Scartist Formerly Known As Delaney gave on Memorial Day when she was in high school link. Here's a clip of that segment because I can't find a copy of the original speech by itself to archive (apparently he, an A-log he knows and MLC all have it)

What I could find though is a Marion school board facebook post from 2014 that says she came 2nd in this speech competition Link Archive



Check the poor lad at the back, cucked out of sitting next to any of the girls. What is it with Wisconsin males and sitting in the corner?