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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
What I like most about Head is he can shit test production with impunity because he's Bam's friend and they dare not retaliate.
 
Jet has called everyone into the bar for a "TRADE OFFER"!

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Jet will open the doors and give the first FRESH AIR of the week for everyone, IF everyone agrees to contribute to cleaning up the horrible mess in the kitchen.

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Everyone present agrees, and Jet says he will open all the doors and windows for a while to air out the smell. Everyone gets to work!

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A look at the cleaning supplies Landon was given.
 
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Jet will open the doors and give the first FRESH AIR of the week for everyone, IF everyone agrees to contribute to cleaning up the horrible mess in the kitchen.
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Rango Dango said:
ITS SURSTROMMMING
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It won't go away. Especially since the can was opened and dumped on the kitchen floor an hour ago.
It's in the walls.
It's in the ceiling.
Every room has now a lingering smell of it.

This house is permanently fucked.
 
Kick day celebration! Jet floats free pizza while FTchat says no and demands cheese fries for Landon.
 
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Guess who isn't helping?

That's right, fucking Vicky, who is instead standing aside and watching while drinking yet another room temperature Miller Lite.

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Jet asks what kind of food Landon would like. If Landon were to order anything, would it really just be cheese fries or grilled cheese?

"Yes." - Landon

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Everyone else in the room is working. Vicky stands towards the back, arms crossed, doing nothing.
 
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Vicky, doing nothing, pulls YET ANOTHER room temperature Miller Lite out of her hoodie pouch, cracks it, and drinks it while everyone else works.

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Jet is offering to AUCTION OFF Door Dash rights on his phone. Everyone will be getting cheese fries tonight, but highest bidder will be allowed to choose a meal on Door Dash.

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Bashir wins the bid for $6, and is now negotiating what food he wants from Door Dash tonight. He is making a "tactical play" and ordering food he thinks Head would like to give him a meal to "get him on his side".
 
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muffdiver said:
I just got off work what is the crazy twink AEW wrestler who climbed Mount Everest & supposedly beat his ex-gf Darby Allin doing here? I know he's buddies with Bam but holy shit Tony Khan might not be happy with him for this
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There is non zero percent chance Jim Cornette is going to find out about Fish Tank now. AEW is a joke and Tony Khan doesn't care what his wrestlers do beyond letting him play with them in his glorified E-Fed. Unless Temu Sting starts screaming Nigger down the hallways, he'll be fine.
 
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