📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

ThePozzedOutCritic said:

You really do have to wonder what goes on in the heads of the people that see the beliefs of these weirdos and not only affirm them but also sign off on their medical escapades.

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brownsuagrbubbletea said:

“Gender is a construct but don’t you dare refer to me as a woman!”

Okay but l’ll never understood the certain type of pooners who insist they be seen as men but can’t seem to let go certain aspects of being a woman and it’s like “do you even wanna be a man in the first place” like why not identify as like nonbinary or some bull at that point since they claim to not follow ‘gender roles’ yet want to claim ‘benefits’ from either gender.

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There is no winning with cluster-Bs. It is all an impotent power-play, waiting for you to slight them in some imaginery way. There is no winning move, other than not to play.

My (now ex) sister-in-law pooned out. She was into all the typical pooner shit, like anime (specifically yaoi), played games like Metal Gear Solid, drew 'art' and posted on Reddit. Additionally, she was a massive bitch who took out her NPD/BPD self-hatred on me. She probably resented me because I am a normie cis female.

She claimed she was asexual, but then hooked up with a gay guy she met through a vore forum on Reddit. She went a far as cutting off her tits, yeeting her womb and taking T.

I'm glad I'm done with that family.

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The story goes that the ginger Pooner ("Austin ") couldn't undo the oil plug on the car, and had a T-rage when the customer told her to get a man to do it.
This devolved into Pooner + nigger + they/them employee vs negress with child. I wonder who's getting fired over it?

Frunkiss said:

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She claimed she was asexual, but then hooked up with a gay guy she met through a vore forum on Reddit. She went a far as cutting off her tits, yeeting her womb and taking T.

I'm glad I'm done with that family.

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Cluster B's are a disease I wish upon nobody. Genuinely, glad you are out of that situation. BONUS: Self-sterilization for the win!

Thread tax:
1) Friendly Fire: Polyamorous pooner's penised paramour gives her a reality check about what the actual otherside sees them as. Shocker! Mtfs remain massive hypocrites & expect full line-towing, while not granting her even a half-hearted he. Much commemoration in the comments. Curious how even when cosplaying a man, the pooner's cucked boyfriend still whiteknights her like men typically do. He knows she's as spineless as a seaslug (having to ask him to let her stand up for herself, smh).



2) Putting the L in Lesbian: More romzntic drama, this time with the self-hating lesbian types who won't accept what is as is. Why even get into a relationship with a transitioner as a lesbian? Why stick around for a four month relationship if your partner doesn't "affirm" you? Why ask Reddit how you should feel about your private life? Also, typical "I look very masculine" cope. Lol, if that was so, then how'd you end up pulling Sappho?


3) Legal Woes for Dishonest Hoes: Pooner makes big stink over a (in reality, likely mundane) interaction she had with a county clerk. All about that gender jazz. For all their huffing & puffing about "passing," these broads tell stories that reveal just the opposite. Some old lady clocks her & exasperatedly tries to get through this new fangled garbage w/some help. Since she didn't succeed 100% to Miss Pooner's liking, clearly this must mean she is a hateful bigot. Ensue very manly crying fits for the rest of the day. My question is why make such a fuss over a minor annoyance, at best? Acting like it's the end of the world because she has to get some files resubmitted

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Here is a recurring, but still perpetually perplexing archetype:
a woman, who insists that she is actually a man, and expects to be referred to as such, but also insists that she is a lesbian, which is categorically a woman who is into women.

She is very adamant about it:
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...but not THAT kind of man!
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Some people aren't having it:
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Basically her entire recent posting history is insisting that "he/him lesbians" are a thing, and also occasionally posting her titties (as true and honest men are wont to do) or lamenting her receding hairline due to the testosterone she's taking. There is a bit of glamorizing Janet Jackson too, which is fair and reasonable.

The past three years have really been rough on this poor woman, who was once kinda cute:

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Testosterone will do that to a gal. Sorry li'l dood, you may be a lesbian, but you will never be a man.

Bonus:

Spoiler: NSFW

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There were more-explicit titty pics without the artistic censorship but they wouldn't really add much to the post.

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All those genders then ending with "bigender butch boy"

Bitch you're 33 fucking years old, grow up

They're so empty they just vomit their labels at people because they think it replaces a personality.

Iron Jaguar said:

Has this been posted?

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The story goes that the ginger Pooner ("Austin ") couldn't undo the oil plug on the car, and had a T-rage when the customer told her to get a man to do it.
This devolved into Pooner + nigger + they/them employee vs negress with child. I wonder who's getting fired over it?

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Why do gingers of both sexes have such high troon-out rates?

Taxes said:

Cluster B's are a disease I wish upon nobody. Genuinely, glad you are out of that situation. BONUS: Self-sterilization for the win!

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Thank you. My ex was reasonably normal, but the rest of the family was batshit.

ZsaZsaBinks said:

Why do gingers of both sexes have such high troon-out rates?

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Because gingers are disgusting, ugly mutants and no one wants them. Self-loathing is a real problem.

Revolved said:

Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt

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>is being arrested
>screams "CALL 911!"

Too bad most bodycam bingo cards are calibrated for melanin, and it would be cheating to whip one up right after watching this. Probably would have gotten a bingo on this one if whoever made it were aware that bingo cards are 5x5 not 6x6 and put the free space somewhere besides the middle. Ah, well:

She sounds like the sand people in Star Wars when she starts yelling with her hoarse testosterone voice. Amazing scenes.

So when shit gets real (because of her own actions) she requests a female officer? Lol.
Like every honest to god dood would, of course. It's almost like she knows she could potentially be more safe with women...

Edit. I watched the video with a view of the court and it's even funnier with all those people just sitting there and staring.

I can't believe it's only the second funniest court video I've seen this week, what with the Afroman trial.

Frankly my dear said:

So when shit gets real (because of her own actions) she requests a female officer? Lol.

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Quick, send in Officer Lilith!

Iron Jaguar said:

Has this been posted?

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The story goes that the ginger Pooner ("Austin ") couldn't undo the oil plug on the car, and had a T-rage when the customer told her to get a man to do it.
This devolved into Pooner + nigger + they/them employee vs negress with child. I wonder who's getting fired over it?

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I know women who have changed their own oil, going to a mechanic and paying a professional who's unable to do it and then getting shoved by one of the employees after complaining is ridiculous. Absolutely justified "OH NO YOU DIN'T" aggro on behalf of the negress.

Surfin Terf said:

I found a Reddit thread about this, while some people were sympathetic, I only found one comment that was actually on her side

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>Just yikes. Yikes on bikes.
The word "yikes" cases me visceral discomfort when I hear or read it thanks to pRedditors.


I love the range of expressions as the frog demon exorcism takes place. Looks of subdued amusement, secondhand embarrassment, and the blonde in the gallery who's just like "wtf am I watching rn".
>CALL 911! CALL 911!
Nigga, who do you think is arresting you? Also...
Great posts.

Revolved said:

"Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone."

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This is fucking glorious indeed. "Your face is red!" "My face is not red!" "This transphobia!" "i don't know WHAT you are!"
I wonder why she insists on a female officer at the end. Not sure I've ever heard a dude make that request.

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LOL

Transitioning didn't stop her from being a whiny little bitch.

Frankly my dear said:

So when shit gets real (because of her own actions) she requests a female officer? Lol.
Like every honest to god dood would, of course. It's almost like she knows she could potentially be more safe with women...

Edit. I watched the video with a view of the court and it's even funnier with all those people just sitting there and staring.

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Should have sent Lick 'Em Low Lisa to help her.

Revolved said:

"Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone."

https://x.com/BillboardChris/status/2037056119588212846

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This is fucking glorious indeed. "Your face is red!" "My face is not red!" "This transphobia!" "i don't know WHAT you are!"
I wonder why she insists on a female officer at the end. Not sure I've ever heard a dude make that request.

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Oh my goodness... This is supposedly her 15 years ago.