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[Lord Of Shit]

Do they know what "lesbian" and "hetero" means?

Its like they are sexually illiterate or something.

A wise person once noted that to lesser minds as well as those of an authoritarian bent― left-authoritarian, right-authoritarian; doesn't matter (and pooners and troons are overwhelmingly both stupid and ultra-leftist, of course) words do not have denotations, only connotations.

I actually first noticed this as a right-wing phenomenon, but later realised that it is not only present on the left as well, it's much worse there. During the Obama era, I watched ultra-right-wing types denounce Obama as both an atheist and a secret Muslim. Whatever your opinion of Obama (and mine is in the toilet) he can't be both, right? It's a contradiction in terms, innit? Muslims are ultra-monotheists, while atheists believe in no gods by definition!

Wrong. Both "atheist" and "Muslim" have no meanings beyond "bad" and as such, are perfect synonyms, and thus is Obama able to be an atheist Muslim, as well as a Machiavellian dictator and a brainless DEI appointee whom wears exclusively clip-on ties because his advanced retardation places the more traditional type out of his reach.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

very masculine name - "Giovanni" Luciano.

You can just feel the machismo.
Apparetly according to a recent Them interview, she doesn't even line cook anymore. It's all DJ and modeling, ew. Though the less T gel this pooner might infect food with the better. Also she's such a boring interview.

Oh what a surprise, man-hating pooner who secretly wants to live her yaoi fantasies:


She enjoys reminding everyone she's totally full of T and random food stuffs by putting her sad pooner nips and feminine pit hair on display:

Spoiler: sad pooner nips

ETA: BISEXUALLLLL, I'm totally not a straight woman fr fr


Rating:
0/3 Poon-elin Stars - Would not eat here again (or the rest of NYC)

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

ETA: BISEXUALLLLL, I'm totally not a straight woman fr fr

LOL I think this tattoo is supposed to symbolize her gayness. Or theyness.

It looks like fat Siamese twin gingerbread men.

I don't think this girl "gets" what she's going for. If I ever felt like hooking up with a short, dorky, feminine nerd, I would still want him to have a penis. I imagine fags feel the same.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

LOL I think this tattoo is supposed to symbolize her gayness. Or theyness.
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It looks like fat Siamese twin gingerbread men.

I don't think this girl "gets" what she's going for. If I ever felt like hooking up with a short, dorky, feminine nerd, I would still want him to have a penis. I imagine fags feel the same.

That tattoo resembles a fucked-up molar tooth.

 

[Kyff]

Do they know what "lesbian" and "hetero" means?

No. Pooners into other women genuinely think they're straight men and need to wrestle with the masculine privilege that gives them
Suffah Aiden!