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Lord Of Shit said:
Pooners tend not to wield their power in direct and obvious ways. Since they are, in fact, women, they employ stereotypically-feminine means of life-ruination: subtle whisper campaigns, abuse of HR regulations, creeping takeovers of influential groups, etc. An intelligent pooner (yes, there are a few) in a position of power can do a great deal more damage than even a hulking rapehon.
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Truer words have never been typed, yet certain parties will deny it forever.
 
Going through old counterstrike clips on youtube I stumbled across this channel.
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Old videos include Minecraft gameplay/tutorials and counterstrike clips by a "lesbian" minor.
Fast forward to today and the owner of the channel looks like..
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But the signs were there you say, Lesbian, Tomboy, Anime watcher... They all point to the inevitable... THAT THEY BECOME AN ANTI-WOKE, PRO WHITE COMMENTARY CHANNEL.
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Still not as strange to me as a woman waking up one day and thinking, "I must become Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion."
 
Sneed or Death said:
Going through old counterstrike clips on youtube I stumbled across this channel.
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Old videos include Minecraft gameplay/tutorials and counterstrike clips by a "lesbian" minor.
Fast forward to today and the owner of the channel looks like..
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But the signs were there you say, Lesbian, Tomboy, Anime watcher... They all point to the inevitable... THAT THEY BECOME AN ANTI-WOKE, PRO WHITE COMMENTARY CHANNEL.
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Still not as strange to me as a woman waking up one day and thinking, "I must become Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion."
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Your find reminded me of this post:
deermeat said:
You know what I just realized?
Most pooners.... Are far left progressives. Either communists or socialists or whatever lefty brainrot.

Meanwhile if they were actually "malebrained", they'd be far right.
Seriously how many women can you think of who act like /pol/ users that aren't just simply pretending for male attention? The majority of extremist pooners are commies. Progressive ideology is the most feminine ideology you could believe in, even the men that believe in it are soys.

I notice a lot of these niggas be posting on /tttt/ acting like them using 4chan makes them cool and underground, all edgy and stuff. It's adorable.
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It seems we just found a very rare far-right pooner.
 
All of these beardy chicks in their 20's means that the MILF will be an endangered species in a couple of decades. Their sons will never know what it's like to be in love with Stacy's mom. You know, because she'll have a 5 o'clock shadow and a meat sausage. That's really sad.
 
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this is once again a underage teenager getting trans'd (at 15, but that never happens) despite not being able to foresee the obvious consequences that decision would bring even just a few years down the line. Sure she could hop on grindr but the people that would message her there are probably not who she thinks of when she says "I just want to be pursued by a cis man."
 
Potato Burrito said:
She's the one who asked her fellow doods if a cartoon dog would be a good male role model:
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Holy shit, this is the funniest thing I've read on this site in a long time. I genuinely can't remember the last time a post on the Farms has made me cackle like a deranged hyena like this one did. Thank you, Reddit Pooner, for providing me with some good milk in the middle of this dry spell, may you be fruitful in your efforts to become the alpha dog you were always meant to be. :story:
 
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I've noticed this interesting trend of FTMs "de-transitioning" to the best of their ability, after they get their boobs cut off and go on T for years. I can only imagine it's REAL dysphoria creeping up on them since they've been trying to force themselves to live as a man for years. OR it's because they transitioned in their late teens/early 20s, and now it's a 5, 6, 7 years later and they realized they've made a huge mistake and can't go back, so settle for being nonbinary ("genderfucked" and "girl boy thing" are both terms I've unironically seen used).
 
Lord Of Shit said:
"The best of both worlds" is what they want, but to which they can never admit.
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This is a massively understated motive for why some pooners transition. I've seen a lot of speculation on this thread that it's an abuse reaction, porn addiction, or just plain attention-seeking, but a lot of people underestimate the sheer narcissism these girls have. They can't STAND the idea that men and boys have access to an entire world and experiences they simply can't have, or that men might have a biological advantage over women in some fields/aspects, and the fact that this cuts both ways (i.e., being female has its perks as well that men can't have) is irrelevant to them; they DEMAND access to this male existence and the advantages that come with it (but not the costs, of course) to reassure themselves that they aren't "missing out".

It also delights them to be able to speak from a position of moral authority on both male and female issues -- transitioning becomes a way to make them feel especially enlightened and socially powerful and knowledgeable. It's also a form of control, as they hate the idea that they could be constrained in any way by their female bodies or psychology (again with the narcissism here, "I DESERVE everything in existence, how dare you only give me this half?")

Basically, for many of these girls it all comes down to getting angry that someone else has something they don't, and trying to force themselves into it in order to flatter their egos and reassure themselves that there's nothing they can't speak with authority on (have a say in) and nothing they can't have if they want it.
 
Sneed or Death said:
Going through old counterstrike clips on youtube I stumbled across this channel.
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Old videos include Minecraft gameplay/tutorials and counterstrike clips by a "lesbian" minor.
Fast forward to today and the owner of the channel looks like..
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But the signs were there you say, Lesbian, Tomboy, Anime watcher... They all point to the inevitable... THAT THEY BECOME AN ANTI-WOKE, PRO WHITE COMMENTARY CHANNEL.
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Still not as strange to me as a woman waking up one day and thinking, "I must become Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion."
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I don’t think the resemblance is even that good. Dood needs to shave her top lip and soul patch, cut hair about an inch, and be Asian to meet her gender goals.
 
Everyone's favorite femcel is back with another post, you the one who wants to be like a cartoon dog.

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Rejection is Starting to get to to me.Vent (self.FTMStraight)
submitted 4 hours ago * by Revolutionary-Tie908Trans Man
Trigger warning ⚠️ mentions of are male genitalia not being treated as male genitalia, dysphoria mentioned but not as obvious, rejection with some transphobia. Please read with caution ⛔️
I Go on a sub with Women talking to other women about trans people. Would you date a trans man or would you date a guy who dated a trans woman? 10 women said no and for the other one said yes.
SO APPARENTLY most women especially straight would date a cis man who’s dated a trans woman and some said a trans woman would be fine too. Trans men no. wtf?
I get people have preferences but telling other women that they won’t date a trans man because they don’t date women Who Identify as Men!
Tha fuck is that supposed to mean. Trans men again get taken down like were nothing. And the women who did agree got downvoted by other women. I’m sick of this shit dating is hard of enough without being treated like trash.
I don’t date women was also another response.
And being told sure as long as the trans guy isn’t masculine like a cis guy.
So those are the ones that respect us the ones that don’t want us to be masculine.
Meanwhile cis men get a bunch a likes from all women on the app.
and they say I like my men masculine. It’s almost like there bragging.
women who like cis men like them masculine
While women who do like us don’t want us masculine.
And then women that don’t want us say we don’t give off male energy.
I mean heck even fictional men and cartoons get more romantic attention than a trans man. Most don’t even have a dick unless drawn one. But that’s real enough for them.
I even try to talk to this woman and she deleted her comment the moment I explained myself about trans men dating women. First called me a woman than called me a man once I mentioned about feeling emasculating. Than she said what do I want from her? Deleted her comment.
And I thought I could relax with watching trans men and women Por*N.
Then some fucker had to ask does he still smell female down there. A a trans guy said no testosterone changes it. But some guy or woman said nope still smells like a woman.
I hate this is how it is for me.
I’m a very masculine guy how is this happening to guys like us. What am I doing wrong?


Not many comments as of yet but basically she's tired of women invalidating her identity and refusing to date pooner's.

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I'm wondering if there should be a thread of "High Functioning Troons". I keep seeing this damn pooner everywhere, apparently she's been in videos, fashion shows etc. Normies will know her as the NYC waiter dood in the Cashapp commercial. Even in the short version she is instantly clockable. Articles written about her - even GQ has stooped - talk up her hotness(manly hotness, ofc). There are so many similar pooners doing commercials b/horror movies and shit now, way more than mtf's. I can't think of many mtf's that would even fit this category beyond maybe the Congress hons. Anyway, here's - and prepare yourself, for this is a very masculine name - "Giovanni" Luciano. . .
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Here's a recent video of her doing some kind of schtick working the line at restaurants she travels to. Warning, frog voice ahead. Oh, I mean, sexy young man voice, ahead:
 

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Syikeblade said:
Meanwhile cis men get a bunch a likes from all women on the app.
and they say I like my men masculine. It’s almost like there bragging.
women who like cis men like them masculine
While women who do like us don’t want us masculine.
And then women that don’t want us say we don’t give off male energy.
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Do they know what "lesbian" and "hetero" means? :lol:

Its like they are sexually illiterate or something.
 
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