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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Emma actually seems to have a bit of a knack for boxing and she seems genuinely interested when being taught
Crazy that she throws better than 90% of people that have been on this show
 
Gef Mongoose said:
She also mentioned to the twins and James Drake in the store on her first night, that she “doesn’t poop for days at a time.”

Could that be connected to a weight loss surgery?
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I see someone above said she confirmed she had gastric bypass
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Emma actually seems to have a bit of knack for boxing and she seems genuinely interested when being taught
Crazy that she throws better than 90% of people that have been on this show
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carolina was giving her lessons before she was booted
 
Orcristsnare said:
To do something like this he must have been deeply dissatisfied with something in his life and wanted to blow it up. Though I doubt he actually loses his job, most people will stop bothering him within a week of being off.
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Let's see, he works for a Chinese company ostensibly making some sort of industrial Roomba knock-off that actually produces mostly buzzwords and ideas and exists solely to suck up VC money. For this he makes what would be good wages in most of the country, but he where he lives it's barely lower middle-class, and you have to hopscotch over poop and needles daily to get to your soul sucking job. He has sterling academic credentials, but has realized that it matters for jack shit in the field he's chosen, and he's likely met people in the industry with state college degrees or no degree at all who are far more intelligent, creative and driven than he could ever possibly muster. He has a mid girlfriend with serious mental problems, and both of them have swallowed a world-view that is so contradictory and anti-life that it can only create misery to those who believe it.

Blowing up his life is the better alternative to just necking it, and I kind of hope he does blow it up. He seems fucking miserable all around and is smart enough to create justifications about why his life is like that, but not smart enough to see the big picture and walk away from all the bullshit while he still has his youth.

JD, Fishtank wasn't an opportunity to show what a great fish you were. It held up the mirror to your wretched fake and gay existence. Learn from the experience.
 
so let me get this straight, JD was an actual fishtank gooner that got into the show, right? he is one of the guys that were watching the show just to see the girls get naked, and once he got the opportunity to join in the show , he thought it would work like porn because from his perspective he wasn't as autistic as the other contestants and could easily flirt and fuck with them. this is why he had condoms with him and why he would flirt with the female contestants and freeloaders every time he could.
what a sick fuck, genuinely an actual brain damaged pervert who happens to have a rich family
 
Meiwaku said:
Playing with a turbo autist virgin's feelings isn't funny. How would you feel if it was a manwhore leading on Bongo?
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Someone sending love letters for $100 each to bongo? I'd be ok with that if it was entertaining. It probably wouldn't be.

These contestants, even the especially autistic and virginal ones, are 100% aware of what they're in for here. They are adults and if they choose to play into some mildly thirsty behavior from paypigs then that's fine. It may even help them in challenges.

As for what happens after the show that's none of our business. This is not a dating show. Actually, it's not a show at all!
 
They were his WORK JEANS dude, you know the ones with the blown out hole in them? That he had to have fixed? Yeah it was in that pocket and he just forgot about it before coming on the show, JEEZ.

Trying to find the clip, highly underrated
 
FISHTANK BOTTLE EPISODE, it will happen in the jungle room, they replaced the astroturf in it
they said "their original plan fell through" and "this one is actually gonna be better"

They will be confined in the cell and will have to improv their roles, have to dress the part as well

IRL money will go to 1st, 2nd AND 3rd place winners
to win you cant break character or laugh, if you want someone to lose points make them laugh
the movie is called "never die living", a cheesy B movie, filmed on VHS, the story is that they crashed over a remote island and are sifting thru the wreckage

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BASH is a STREET THUG and has to wear landons clothes
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EMMA is a HOT VALLEY GIRL
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LANDON is a BAD BOY, BLANE's brother
his name is changed to DAEMON
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JDRAKE is HERO DOCTOR, he's the hero of the story, he can pause the story and monologue (everyone will have to stop moving too)
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BINGO BONGO is a PET DOG, can only make dog noises
BONGO BINGO is a JANE GOODALL/SCIENCE EXPLORER, she will have to do a british accent
(they have been switched because Bingo knows who Jane Goodall is)
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LAURA is MILITARY BADASS
Jet said "flat effect"
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BLANE is MORTALLY WOUNDED, he is LANDON's brother and is kinda opposite to him, so a do-goodie, went to community college, got a job and such
the costumes
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Meiwaku said:
Landon needs a dominatrix MILF whose smarter than him to tell him what to clean up. She needs to be someone who won't play with his heart and will superbed with him every night. He need someone faithful who will ensure he learns how to drive and cook etc. not some discord kitten who lives in piles of clothes and uploads lewds with a $20 walmart full length mirror.
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The man had one in his life before she was taken away too soon...
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I do hope Landon and Anissa manage to get in contact with each other after the show. Anyone actually familiar with e-girls can tell immediately this Cluster B bitch is going to try her hardest to break him and I really, really hope that he's able to avoid going down the same road as the Jomhas.

On a related note, I noticed something interesting. Anisa's audition video actually has her holding the very same cup that became Landon's nuke:
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Neptunian.
 
Rango Dango said:
FISHTANK BOTTLE EPISODE, it will happen in the jungle room, they replaced the astroturf in it
they said "their original plan fell through" and "this one is actually gonna be better"

They will be confined in the cell and will have to improv their roles, have to dress the part as well

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BASH is a STREET THUG and has to wear landons clothes
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EMMA is a HOT VALLEY GIRL
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LANDON is a BAD BOY, BLANE's brother
his name is changed to DAEMON
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JDRAKE is HERO DOCTOR, he's the hero of the story, he can pause the story and monologue (everyone will have to stop moving too)
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BINGO BONGO is a PET DOG, can only make dog noises
BONGO BINGO is a JANE GOODALL/SCIENCE EXPLORER, she will have to do a british accent
(they have been switched because Bingo knows who Jane Goodall is)
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LAURA is MILITARY BADASS
Jet said "flat effect"
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BLANE is MORTALLY WOUNDED, he is LANDON's brother and is kinda opposite to him, so a do-goodie, went to community college, got a job and such
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