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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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there is some speculation that alex B's name is circled in red here.
 
so let me get this straight, JD was an actual fishtank gooner that got into the show, right? he is one of the guys that were watching the show just to see the girls get naked, and once he got the opportunity to join in the show , he thought it would work like porn because from his perspective he wasn't as autistic as the other contestants and could easily flirt and fuck with them. this is why he had condoms with him and why he would flirt with the female contestants and freeloaders every time he could.
what a sick fuck, genuinely an actual brain damaged pervert who happens to have a rich family
From day one, I could read the fucking soft Californian vibes off of JD, even before I knew anything about his personal life or origins. He reminded me of the Frat Aliens from ATHF.
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My dad owns a dealership, duuuuuude
 
Honestly not a bad idea. Sure it will probably be an IP2 fiasco, but it probably would keep a sizeable chunk of paypigs to stick around.
only thing that intrigues me is the squatter removal service. imagine Frank, Fatty, Burt and Laura all torturing squatters until they leave. probably wont happen but i'd legit pay for that.
 
Never Die Living trailer (from Twitter)


"Wanna let y'all know I'm Muslim, like Ice Cube"

"DID YOU BOMB THE PLANE?!?"
 
✋😐🤚 neptunian kino ✋😐🤚
"I think I've heard of this is my science studies. He's doing a prayer to Allah, the Muslim god."
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"wiz khalifa's uncle was muslim, thats why shes called khalifa, shits crazy yo" - bashir
"who... who's wiz khalifa?" - everyone
"i know m... mia khalifa" - blaine
"are they... are they related?" - bingo
"yeh" - blaine
 
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