Containment Random Chris Updates

Varis said:
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Hurtful. Perhaps you should rejoin the Catboy Ranch and see if Keffals wants to have another go at it.
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Oh boy. Looks like Chris has been reading threads about himself again.
He can't help looking up what people think about him. His ego demands it.

Interesting though that this is getting under his skin again. Is he off his medication?
Chris has been really chill for years now, but in the recent months he's started to revert back to his old ways.
 
knux said:
Interesting though that this is getting under his skin again. Is he off his medication?
Chris has been really chill for years now, but in the recent months he's started to revert back to his old ways.
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I think it's because he has unrestricted access to the Internet again. He is interacting with people and content that upsets him, and no-one seems to be calming him down. Or perhaps he is not coping with his inability to control the world around him.

It must be pretty harrowing. You grow up to understand the world through cartoon logic, and cannot fathom why real life doesn't follow the little scripts you write in your mind. He wants so badly to be friends with pony content creators, but doesn't see that they don't want to be friends with him - not because of the trolls, but because of the content of his character.
 
Varis said:
I think it's because he has unrestricted access to the Internet again. He is interacting with people and content that upsets him, and no-one seems to be calming him down. Or perhaps he is not coping with his inability to control the world around him.
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The new Hyperdimension Neptunia character has completely sent him apeshit, as its overruled the entirety of his Dimensional Merge coping fantasy: that he's a goddess from the game and can make all his problems magically disappear by causing the rapture.

Combine this with the possibility of Financhu Crisis 2026 Edition (being forced to sell his switch) and Flutter potentially leaving (smashing his heart level down at least 50%) and Chris is returning to his old obnoxious self: if he can't make his problems magically go away, he'll make it everyone else's problem.
 
This Hyperdimension Neptunia crashout is so reminiscent of BLARMS and it’s the most entertaining Chris has been in like two years.
 
Varis said:
...the content of his character.
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ASeabear8952 said:
This Hyperdimension Neptunia crashout is so reminiscent of BLARMS and it’s the most entertaining Chris has been in like two years.
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As a side note, a recent social media post by Chris (https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2026_social_media_posts#Purpose_of_CPU_Blue_Heart_costume) got a reply asking if he was going to use a cosplay he wanted to commission (of his stupid Hyperdimension Neptunia OC that he's raging about been replaced) to evade bans at conventions.

If this is the case, I can see Chris getting kicked out of more conventions in the next few years as he tries to ban evade. Or gets chucked out for the costume being ruled 'obscene' (as he's specified a skintight bodysuit in the past).
 
Rukario said:
The new Hyperdimension Neptunia character has completely sent him apeshit, as its overruled the entirety of his Dimensional Merge coping fantasy: that he's a goddess from the game and can make all his problems magically disappear by causing the rapture.
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This is going to end up making Chris entirely insane, more so than anything else. When he puts together his utterly horrifying costume, and more art comes out of the True & Honest Neptunia, we're going to see people trolling him with the real Neptunia next to the "imposter".

This going to 100x worse than the IBA stuff, because Chris chose to make this as who he is. He's going to be raging against their fanbase in Japan, and I have a feeling they're going to fuck with him even more.
 
My god Chris, it is not the Farms or even other people who rightfully call out your bullshit, it is you.

You can't say that you're not a racist or a sexist or even a hypocrite when there is ample evidence of you doing this shit, uploading it to the internet, deleting it and then getting angry that it got preserved.

I think the biggest mistakes anybody has ever made in regards to Chris is... 1. Giving him attention. 2. Giving him the benefit of the doubt and 3. Assuming that he'll change when in actuality he'll never change one bit.
 
Chris's Wikimedia photo which is used in his Wikipedia articles (none of which are in English) is about to be deleted because of copyright concerns. If anyone here can actually claim ownership of a photo of Chris, and would be willing to release it into the public domain, it would be an act of incredible charity to Jew Wikipedia.
 
Realistic said:
I think the biggest mistakes anybody has ever made in regards to Chris is... 1. Giving him attention. 2. Giving him the benefit of the doubt and 3. Assuming that he'll change when in actuality he'll never change one bit.
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I think a huge part of Chris's plot armor is that he looks, sounds, and acts like a genuine slow-in-the-mind, and that's shielded him from very serious consequences of his behavior. If he just spoke normally, like sounded different, it might be a different story. Coming across him, if you didn't know him, you'd think he was an actual retard, and they don't know what they're doing because they're retarded.

It's not until you experience more of Chris that you realize how devious he can really be.
 
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