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Yes SAAR, Null has been redeemed.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Yes SAAR, Null has been redeemed.
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God imagine dying and going to Chris Chan heaven. I'll pray for you null
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As the lolicon army closes in around Null, one hero, who understands the appeal of adult women better than anyone else, steps forward to answer his cry for aid.
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Notorious pedophile chibireviews is very likely to be shouting "DO NOT REDEEEEM!!" like a streetshitting jeet as he reads the tweet.
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"Hey Null, remember when you were doing all the work and managing my money, uhhhh, I need you to do it again. Yeah, sorry for raging at you for years calling you the guy who sold out Jesus (actually me), but it's cool now, anyway, about that money managing..."
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- The Next Generation Transcripts - Tapestry (at chakoteya.net)
("you are not God" and "the universe is not so badly designed" lines)
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The TL;DR is that Chris-Chan recognizes he was manipulated by haters/trolls, and pins it on everyone needing to be "tested." He was tested, the Discord white knights and Bella were tested (and proven to be deceivers with bad vibes,) and Null was tested but was redeemed and is now forgiven. Chris concludes by saying the lingering damage of the last 20 years motivates him to make the world a better place.Wow that’s a lotta words too bad I’m not readin em
(Why can't he not tl;dr anyway?)
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Chris-chan unironically is a motherfucker=redeemer
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CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER SONICHU REDEEMS!
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saar you have been redeemed by chris-chan shivachu, many blessignes and bobs and vagene for yuo
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My thoughts exactly! He wants something from null or someone trust worthy. Caden is short changing him hard. By how much? I don't know but he's a lonely asshole who thinks he plays 5d chess but burns bridges and has no plans for future development, nor expansion.... sort of like chris.
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Fully agreed!
If Chris really understood or appreciated the slightest thing Null was trying to do for him, he'd have dropped this dimensional merge shit years ago and wouldn't have fucked his mom.
Chris talking about being manipulated by 'white knights' when he intentionally ignores the fact that his dimensional marge schizobabble (and thus his entire world view) is a direct result of manipulation from the very people who Null countered. It's not just about his carnal knowledge with Barb (which he clearly is calling 'manipulation' as a cop out btw), it's everything since the Idea Guys.
He clearly wants something from Null now he been redeemed Sarr... But what might he want? That's the real question!
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The "Idea Guys" have been, without a doubt, the worst weens ever in the Tale of Fail. Even that one deranged woman who tried to get Christopher to suicide was less damaging.
Weird Sardine
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I basically agree with you but I'd like to add it was the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia that led Chris-Chan into troonery. They're the catalyst of Classic Chris's transformation into the modern Chris we have today, and all that followed.
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The outfit is for him to surprise people at events I assume. But if it doesn't cover his face, then people will still know it's Chris and he will be kicked out like every other time. So I don't see the point of this.
As for Null suddenly being forgiven. Didn't Chris want the KiwiFarms destroyed only a week ago?
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To be honest, having constructed my own costumes in the past (i'm usually the one at the store I work at who wears all the mascot costumes during big events) I was tempted to contact Chris and ask for details. Maybe get a grey oversized full-body swimsuit and paint rainbow stripes on it, glue decorations onto some cheap boots, and make the wings (held on by shoulder straps) and tiara out of cardboard. Chris is so dumb he'd probably pay any amount of money for a rush job like this.
But the fact is, and the reason why nobody should try and contact him about this either, is that I would likely get doxxed by Chris either accidentally (showing my email address or real name thanks to Paypal on stream) or deliberately (if he gets annoyed at me and posts my phone number and address on social media). It's not worth the risk.
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According to the CWCki, these messages were sent on April 23rd. I never located these on Bluesky.
Chris' thread about Gen Alpha literacy and general Kiwi hate was sent the next day, the 24th.