💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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I asked Grok to generate me some MAGA recipes for comparison
Here are some fun, patriotic MAGA-themed recipes with a red, white & blue twist and plenty of "Make America Great Again" spirit! These are easy to make, crowd-pleasing, and perfect for rallies, election watch parties, or backyard BBQs.1. Trump Tower Burger (The Ultimate MAGA Burger)"The biggest, best burger you've ever seen – believe me!"Ingredients (makes 4 big burgers):
  • 2 lbs ground beef (80/20 for maximum juiciness)
  • 8 slices American cheese (or cheddar for extra sharpness)
  • 4 brioche buns (or potato buns)
  • Bacon strips (the more the better)
  • Lettuce, tomato, red onion
  • Pickles
  • Secret sauce: Mix ketchup, mayo, mustard, and a dash of hot sauce
Instructions:
  1. Form thick, hefty patties (make them yuge).
  2. Season generously with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and a pinch of smoked paprika.
  3. Grill or pan-sear to medium (or however you like – no weak burgers here).
  4. Melt 2 slices of cheese on each patty during the last minute.
  5. Toast buns with butter.
  6. Stack: Bottom bun → secret sauce → lettuce → massive cheesy patty → bacon → tomato/onion/pickles → more sauce → top bun.
  7. Serve with a little American flag toothpick on top.
Pro tip: Name it "The Wall Burger" and add extra layers.2. Make America Grate Again Mac & CheeseUltra-cheesy, golden, and unapologetically American.Ingredients:
  • 1 lb elbow macaroni
  • 4 cups shredded sharp cheddar
  • 2 cups shredded mozzarella
  • 1 cup grated Parmesan
  • 4 cups milk
  • ½ cup butter + ½ cup flour (for roux)
  • 1 tsp mustard powder
  • Breadcrumbs + extra cheese for topping
  • Optional: Crispy bacon bits or diced ham
Instructions:
  1. Cook pasta al dente.
  2. Make a rich roux with butter and flour, slowly whisk in milk until thick and bubbly.
  3. Stir in cheeses until melted and silky.
  4. Mix with pasta, pour into a greased baking dish.
  5. Top with more cheese + breadcrumbs. Bake at 375°F (190°C) for 20-25 mins until golden and bubbling.
  6. Serve with a side of "no apologies" – it's extra cheesy on purpose.
3. Freedom Fries with Trump SpiceBetter than any other fries – tremendous crunch.
  • Cut russet potatoes into thick fries (skin on for that rustic feel).
  • Soak in cold water 30 mins, dry thoroughly.
  • Toss with olive oil, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, pepper, and a pinch of cayenne ("the spice of success").
  • Bake at 425°F (220°C) for 25-35 mins, flipping halfway, until crispy and golden.
  • Serve with "Winning" dipping sauces: ketchup, ranch, or garlic aioli.
4. MAGA Red Velvet "Winning" CakeDeep red, super moist, and topped with cream cheese frosting.Cake:
  • Classic red velvet recipe (or box mix if you're in a hurry)
  • Add extra red food coloring for that bold red color
  • Bake in two 9-inch rounds
Frosting:
  • Cream cheese + butter + powdered sugar + vanilla
  • Optional: Tint some frosting blue and pipe stars or stripes
Decoration:
  • Red, white, and blue sprinkles
  • Write "MAGA 2024" or "Make America Great Again" with frosting or edible markers
  • Top with mini American flags
5. Quick & Easy: Elon’s Rocket Fuel Energy Bites(Because we need energy to keep winning)
  • 2 cups oats
  • 1 cup peanut butter
  • ½ cup honey
  • ½ cup mini chocolate chips
  • ½ cup shredded coconut or chopped nuts
  • 1 scoop vanilla protein powder (optional)
  • Mix, roll into balls, chill. Perfect for long days of phone banking or watching results roll in.
Would you like me to expand any of these recipes with exact measurements, variations (like Air Fryer Trump Wings or "Border Wall" Quesadillas), or turn them into a full MAGA-themed party menu? Just tell me your favorites or what vibe you're going for (spicy, sweet, grilled, etc.)!
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As with every other quarterpounder venture Idk what version is more pathetic . If he is so lazy that he just uses AI to do his work for him or if this is really best he can do . And his best is soo bad computer program can do better job:lol:
 
i am no webdeveloper so i might have messed something up, so check it out, but i have archived his shitty trump charity scam site.
it has so much cringe tardation that you couldn't even believe

this is a gem from his site
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Radola Gajda said:
What was price of this "book"?
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fuck i just read this it is so fucking disgusting.
beer and ice jer this is worse than what you did at the renfair
 

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I seriously doubt he actually cares about his dogs, or his cats for that matter, and I think the only reason he's a pet owner is because he wants yet another status symbol to fill the void in his soul. He always talks about them the same way he talks about his aquarium, game collection, and other assorted possessions.

To prove my hypothesis, I fired up the Jeralyzer and subjected myself to the Quarter pounder's content. It didn't take long before I discovered that he's actually used a shock collar AND a pinch collar on his dogs.

When talking about the shock collar Hasan Piker used, Jer decides to reveal that he's shocked his dogs before just like Hasan.​
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Despite saying that the shock collar has only been used once or twice, he contradicted himself in a previous video by saying he uses it on one of the dogs whenever that dog is out in public. He also mentioned that he uses a pinch collar often. That's a type of collar that has prongs poking into the dog's neck.​
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Here he says his dogs are very young and he even refers to them as puppies. In the first clip he said he had to shock them during their training.​
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I strongly encourage others to look into what he's said about his pets in the past. He hasn't even mentioned his cats in a recent video to my knowledge, so who knows what happened to them in a house with three German Shepherds.
 
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That's really stretching for a gag gift. I wouldn't call it funny.
 
whackadoo42 said:
I think the reason that Jeremy has so much pull with YouTube is not because he has 18 channels, or one with ~2 million subscribers, but the fact that he is likely one of YouTube's most profitable clients. He has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on YouTube advertising promoting his own videos.

I really think this may be why they take down whatever he wants them to.

I bet he has been putting 80% of whatever he has gotten from YouTube right back into their pockets.
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He's far from the most profitable client. Real ad money is being spent by billion dollar corporations. He is a pimple on their ass.

His power is from the size and longevity of his account on YouTube and that allowed him to cultivate realtionships with them.
 
Baklava said:
Well, trying to poison the SEO well is pretty on-brand for Jer. I forgot about the Tim Pool angle. Imagine modeling your marketing after a man who wears a beanie like a scalp condom.
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Alex Jones's kid mogs fuck out of him by not wearing a hat and felting Jeremy. It was weird how nice Jeremy was to his cohost (also called Tim), I assume because he wants a young black bull to add to his wife's stable/polycule.
 
SuperComfy said:
Meme Copium's stream just went down in real time for... you guessed it "sexual content/nudity". This is the T H I R D T I M E that the Hambone Niggerfaggot Cuck has taken down a stream or video that I was watching. I swear to God this nigger needs to fucking suffer financially for this.
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He already is. He’s finished and there is no way up for him. Only down and into oblivion. That is why he is flailing like this. Also, fucking YouTube needs to get nuked once and for all. It shouldn’t even be possible to flag channels and get them immediately shut down like this. It’s absolute faggotry.
 
DominoPetachi said:
He already is. He’s finished and there is no way up for him. Only down and into oblivion. That is why he is flailing like this. Also, fucking YouTube needs to get nuked once and for all. It shouldn’t even be possible to flag channels and get them immediately shut down like this. It’s absolute faggotry.
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Honestly, his accounts should have been nuked for false flagging people.
 
DominoPetachi said:
He already is. He’s finished and there is no way up for him. Only down and into oblivion. That is why he is flailing like this. Also, fucking YouTube needs to get nuked once and for all. It shouldn’t even be possible to flag channels and get them immediately shut down like this. It’s absolute faggotry.
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Wait until someone makes a compilation of Jer shitting on Indians and tweets it, they're rabid and YouTube is full of them from the lowest jannies all the way to the CEO
 
TertiaryObjective said:
Aren’t the flavored oils artificial? How do they make rum flavored blueberry orange pumpkin shit?
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Oh that's annoying for the person who has to do it. Basically there's this highly powerful flavor agent that they use whenever they start making these. It's real easy to spread, it's real easy to have infuse your clothing, and it stinks like high heaven because it is that flavor intensified to 11.

Jeremy's a real cunt for picking these flavors rather than just doing creamers. If I had to guess it's mainly just because that was what Mill Creek had and that was probably what met a PC was doing.
 
I just had a theory that's more just a guess and not really based on any direct evidence, but what about if Jeremy Dale Hambly didn't sperg out because he was worried about protecting Adam Seller's secrets like a lot of people thought, but he wanted to keep some of the bulls from finding out about each other so they all think they're special and he was just trying to keep the whole mess compartmentalized to some degree?
 
Adamska said:
Oh that's annoying for the person who has to do it. Basically there's this highly powerful flavor agent that they use whenever they start making these. It's real easy to spread, it's real easy to have infuse your clothing, and it stinks like high heaven because it is that flavor intensified to 11.

Jeremy's a real cunt for picking these flavors rather than just doing creamers. If I had to guess it's mainly just because that was what Mill Creek had and that was probably what met a PC was doing.
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i have expeireince with those chemicals, they don't just stink they also cause migranes, coughing and sore throat, if you are exposed to them for a prolonged amount of time.
 
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