DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=IrIlobVnuwQ
We're getting an initial taste of those viewcount related meltdowns we all know are waiting in the wings
The best part is that Phail is lecturing the few remaining dents willing to show up to the stream. The people he's talking about aren't there anymore.

If you actually show up to DSPGaming, you don't get gameplay; you get schizo rants, begging, and business meetings.
 
Phil likely purposely places them out of order so you'll view the playlists, which I've always seen are in perfect order. That gets him more views and ad revenue from the few people theoretically just letting them roll through in the background or sleeping.
If that's what he is doing it's totally fucking stupid because he could've probably got 10k views easily by titling it correctly with how many views videos about the topic are getting. He is obviously not happy with the views because he kept stressing how he was paying a lot for these videos to be made.

Also he doesn't make dick from ad rev tbh his watch time is dead so no mid roll ads which are what gets you paid and I'd be surprised if he is over 1k a month on YouTube probably closer to $500 at this point.
 
those snort sacks are so gross. i dont think i've seen that on any other person before

Same. Elderly alcoholics can have that facial puffiness, but I've never seen it so pronounced in one area like Phil's snort sacs. And there's jowls of course, but that's not what Phil's are.

What kills me the most is that his snort sacs are more prominent than even his cheekbones, the fact that his orbital fat is nonexistent while simultaneously having sunken-in nasolabial fat seems to create the mighty snort sacs we observe in the Burnellian specimen.

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Latest numbers as of this post. You know piggy is making whatever piece of furniture he's sitting in while he checks this view count rattle like there's an earthquake in Renton.

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Yeah, it's going to break 1k views, but it's taking its sweet time to get there, and that means it's going to really struggle to reach 2k views, let alone get any higher.

I thought this was supposed to be the streaming event of the year? YOU wanted this! Yes, YOU! So where are you?!

Can't wait to hear him cope-loop about why it's underperforming tomorrow.
You hate to see it, especially after admitting multiple times that he really only did it for the clips. Imagine being so entitled you expect your Livestream audience, you know the ones who pay your bills and account for 95% of your income, to support you not only for a project they have told you directly they have no interest in, but one that not even YOU are interested in live and are doing just so that you can make a clips segment out of it. Like dude if you're just doing it for the clips make an edited video, stop making your audience sit through shit they have told you they don't wanna see so that you can make a highlight no one is gonna watch.

But who am I kidding this is Phil. He's not grateful to these people for allowing him to live in luxury, indulging in his vices, while doing minimal work. He despises them and thinks he should be making even more for pushing out his boring slop. It was never about what the audience wanted, it was about Phil getting views because they make him feel like he's not an abject failure that has spent basically his whole career in a decline.
 
This is one of the biggest things that stumps me about Phil. His need to plaster his face on everything.
I don't think it's that deep to be honest. I bet he copied it from Angry Joe and others who do the same. The thing is though that they usually do it in a more artistic or humorous way but Phil just plasters it onto something and calls it a day. And well, putting a soy face on the thumbnail is today's way for a thumbnail as stupid as it sounds. AQnd he tries to "game the system" (funny how he bashes detractors for that when it is best practice to get notice in the allmighty algorithm) But just like Jer, Phil has no idea how to run a "business" (which alone is funny as both first studied programming and then switched to economics. Gout brothers unite!)
 
It's actually impressive how he hasn't grown at all as a player
He hasn't grown as a human.
Phil likely purposely places them out of order so you'll view the playlists
I would agree if A) he put thought into anything and B) wasn't such a lazy shitbag.
The playlist thing is only recent and he's been doing this for 17 years. It's just him being lazy and hitting 'upload' all at the same time and they finish in whatever order.
Coffee Brand Coffee, heh. That strikes me as something Phil would name his Italian restaurant.
I could actually see him trying to coax the rubes to buy Sandwich Shop sandwiches.
 
Sorry if a bit off-topic. I kinda want to watch some this is how you don't play, decided on RE4 remake. Which one do you guys recommend?
Memeology, 0utsyder or Kingddduke?
 
What kills me the most is that his snort sacs are more prominent than even his cheekbones, the fact that his orbital fat is nonexistent while simultaneously having sunken-in nasolabial fat seems to create the mighty snort sacs we observe in the Burnellian specimen.

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Didn't you hear him? They're going away, dunce! Skin just... disappears, as long as your mo- wife cooks enough turkey burgers and you believe really hard.


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I don't think Anno has posted his breakdown on here yet so I'll leave that for him but this was a response to it. It's some rando saying something on a Tweet about an "interesting rumor" so take it with a massive pinch of salt but certainly he does seem to be pushing Kicks VERY hard, which would make sense because how tf is he gonna survive without cash in his pocket every single day/week. And if it is true, you really gotta question what you're doing when even the dents aren't having it. Have you seen these people? I could get them to give me money by looking at them hard enough. You could get every cent they have by flashing a crushed soda can and saying you're with the police and that it was against the law not to hand it all over. Even Nigerian princes give these guys a pass because they don't feel it's sporting. I could go on...
 
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