🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 452 30.5%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 577 39.0%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 259 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 30 2.0%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.2%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 115 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,481
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The faggot who cried victim. No one believes you, you Wisconsin white pajeet.

SAAR SAAR I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT, SAAR FORGIVE ME SAAR
 
Chef Red Pill said:
Jer really doesn't understand that all his shit is archived? Genuine question, is he on the spectrum? I know he's joked about having Asperger's syndrome but he seems unable to break his self destructive habits; it's as if he's unable to understand why what he's doing doesn't work ala Chaggot.
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He's a narcissist and narcissists are stupid. See also Nick Rekieta.
 
gunt cat said:
Christian grifting is always a safe bet online because
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The pill people aren't ready to swallow is that rightwinging grifting is always a safe bet online because rightwingers tend to be lower IQ and driven by resentment. They're essentially just the black people of white people. That's why all their political figures are either schitzo true believers or grifters; anyone intelligent and authentic is incapable of building an audience on the right.

What makes Jeremy unique is that he doesn't actually enjoy politics enough to be able to pander about it well. He could do anti-woke shit because he is a manchild who actually did get mad about capeshit. It was easy then, but since that niche has shrunk, he has to expand into more straightforward commentary that he has no actual opinions on and is too incompetent to actually understand how to pander with. Even with their meager intelligence, most of his potential viewers could smell the inauthenticity a mile away.

Anyways, like this comment if Charlie Kirk is smiling down from heaven.
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
NEWS FROM THE REDDIT BULL!
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Hm, btw I wonder if Adam Sellers is to Jeremy what Epstein is to Trump. With 2M subs, he might be just important enough to warrant getting his Jewish handler (a poor man's Wisconsin version, but still). If that's the case, you bet the Bull has everything on video on his hard drive, in case Jeremy misbehaves.

Jeremy, if you're reading this, pretty please start criticising the Iran war, so that we get the clips of you pushing Heather's head on the Jewish cock:) #releasesellersfiles
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
The implication here is that Scarlett thinks you can get pregnant from anal.
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Technically you can if you're doing it without a condom and the splooge dribbles out from the asshole and drips down into the vagina. Something I learned in sex-ed back in the day. (This thread moves too goddamn fast so you're not allowed to give me clocks.)

Fats McGee said:
"I hope they never turn on you, it's brutal."

People making jokes about you online is brutal? Maybe I'm just too autistic but I have genuinely never understood someone getting their feelings hurt over internet comments. Maybe it's because when I was growing up, the internet wasn't real life. It was a thing you browsed for an hour in the evening at the family computer, and outside of that it didn't exist. One of the first online interactions I ever had was a guy calling me a slur out of the blue, and I laughed my ass off. Now it's everywhere, all the time, in your pocket. And people are subconsciously unable to separate real life from social media as a result and so the insults feel more personal.

Or maybe, because retards like Jer ignored the golden rule to stay anonymous online due to their rampant narcissistic need for celebrity, their "feelings" aren't hurt so much as they're worried someone is gonna show up at their house with a bad dragon dildo and a taser. Which, they could - Because Jer is a retard who doxxes himself on the daily.
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This is why I always say that if you're getting heated, then you're doing the Internet wrong. I come from the same time where anonymity was key, and Internet and real life were separate. Now most people these days, even people our age who should know better, have their online and real lives intrinsically linked, and see stupid Internet slapfights as actual battles for their honor. It's crazy and it's retarded. With Quarterpounder, it's definitely a narcissistic celebrity thing where he feels the need to protect his image, even though his attempts are futile and impotent.

AltisticRight said:
If you don't care you don't have to comment. If you think this wasn't feature worthy, you can bring it up with the janny that featured it in TTS.
How long have you been at this for? Each time something sektur/grifter related gets featured, you complain about it. It's so easy to ignore it dude.
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Feature complainers are the biggest homosexuals in existence. Just because it's at the top of the front page, doesn't mean you're required to click on it, and it definitely doesn't mean you're required to make a post in the thread featured (so many people don't understand this especially). Nevermind that Quarterpounder is the biggest cow of the moment, any individual user thinking they have the authority to declare what's worthy of being featured and what isn't, is being incredibly arrogant and self-important. Clearly other people are interested, especially considering how fast the thread moves, so one individual person not caring doesn't matter, yet for some reason some of these people feel the need to declare their personal lack of interest anyway. It's so fucking retarded.

I feel the same way about people who bitch about what Null chooses to talk about on MATI.
 
crackbucket said:
I don't think I've ever experienced such an odd individual in my life. Jer is both rich and poor, both bothered but not bothered, both cucked but not cucked, viewership growing but not growing, a drunkard but not a drunkard, MAGA but not MAGA, a sexual deviant but also a Christian, both flagging but not flagging. I wish we had an experienced psychologist capable of creating a psychological profile of this man, cause I have no idea how he became a multi-millionaire with such a defective brain. There are toddlers out there with more mature emotional control than this man.
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I guarantee he's been lying to creditors. He's probably using things he has bought on credit as collateral for new loans.

Along with lying about income and net worth, etc.. His whole life is fraudulent.
 
If he just left Ashton and Warski alone, none of this would have transpired. The impetus to deep dive his decades long boring-to-tears tier content would not be there. The cuckold stuff would have blown over if he just said "you guys are gay" and left it at that.
WAS IT WORTH IT JER?
WAS IT WORTH IT?
 
Chef Red Pill said:
Jer really doesn't understand that all his shit is archived? Genuine question, is he on the spectrum? I know he's joked about having Asperger's syndrome but he seems unable to break his self destructive habits; it's as if he's unable to understand why what he's doing doesn't work ala Chaggot.
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He's boring and impulsive. He's dealing with the first real drama that isn't retards melting down over Magic hot takes and is big enough to draw the ire of the wider internet. Other dudes fucking your wife is not something you can slough off as 'my channel is under attack.'

So he's dealing with his first real public crisis and melting down as he has no idea how to handle it. Now, the first thing he should have done is not let other dudes fuck his wife. The wages of sin are death and the wages of being a cuck is you get laughed at.
 
gunt cat said:
WAS IT WORTH IT JER?
WAS IT WORTH IT?
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I bet he unironically believes it is. Hamplanet's ego must be protected at all cost. It is the most important thing in his entire life. He's winning as long as his house of cards is still trembling in the breeze. He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct.
 
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