Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Creator of All said:

There is no point in even attempting to reason with this thread when they are coping so hard after months of being wrong about the war.

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Nobody is trying to reason with the doomers, we're just making fun of them.

Oh wait, that's not what you meant, was it?

Gay Sex Enjoyer said:

When are the full details of the MOU supposed to come out again? Friday?

If so this is going to be a long ass week.

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Iran's Mehr released what they say is the MOU. Trump and Vance said the U.S. would release their version by Friday. Here is what Mehr is reporting:​

1. The permanent and immediate halt of war on all fronts, including Lebanon.

2. A U.S. commitment not to interfere in Iran’s internal affairs and to respect the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

3. The complete lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days.

4. A U.S. commitment to withdraw its forces from the areas surrounding Iran.

5. The reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under Iranian “arrangements”.

6. The suspension of oil sanctions, petrochemical products and derivatives, and Iran’s full access to the financial proceeds from them.

7. The requirement for the US & its allies to present reconstruction plans for Iran worth at least $300 billion.

8. Sixty days of negotiations to reach a final agreement based on nuclear issues and the complete lifting of primary and secondary U.S. sanctions, as well as UN Security Council resolutions and resolutions of the IAEA Board of Governors.

9. Iran’s reiteration of its commitment under the NPT not to produce nuclear weapons.

10. During the negotiation period, the U.S. has committed not to add to its forces in the region and not to impose any new sanctions.

11. The release of $24 billion of Iran’s frozen funds during the 60-day period of final negotiations. Half of this amount must be made available to Iran before the negotiations begin.

12. The formation of a supervisory mechanism to implement the agreement.

13. The final agreement will be approved through a UN Security Council resolution.

14. Final negotiations will not begin before half of Iran’s frozen funds are released, Iran’s oil sanctions are suspended, and the naval blockade is lifted. The final agreement will be limited only to the fate of enriched materials and enrichment, sanctions relief, and the program for rebuilding Iran’s economy. Discussions about Iran’s missile program and support for Resistance groups have been definitively removed from the agenda.

Creator of All said:

Irans' Mehrs

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Why do people not read this fucking thread why.

Null said:

I would like a full list of users you think are Indian.

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Anyone who cheered for this war should be eligible. Indian, Jew, or at least spiritually both. Jews for obvious reasons, jeets because "muslims ded saar yes yes good" .

This isn't a US home soil nearby actor that generously can be seen as a threat that the US should, if one views it with cold logic of geoplitics, would benefit from taking out.

Arguments can be made that a puppet Mexican, Cuban etc government would actually benefit the US population.

You could use it to stop immigrants, drugs, cuban soviet missiles etc.

But this war's only intended beneficiary was Israel, and maybe the denocrats if they somehow don't manage to fumble it with a Newsome/AOC ticket....

DickMain said:

More like Islamists. What you're describing are Islamists. They only understand complete and utter domination over a foe. Like an extremely loud roach, if you leave one alive, they will celebrate it as a win and how they totally felted their opponent and spend generations pumping out little thugs to avenge them. There can be no reasoning with them in the Western sense, because they do not wish to be anything less than your master.

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Imagine being a female Islamist lol. What a paradoxical existence.

Crex Crex said:

Why do people not read this fucking thread why.

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A literal Israeli posted the same fucking thing:

Creator of All said:

Irans' Mehrs released what they say is the MOU. Trump and Vance said the U.S. would release their version by Friday. Here is what Mehrs' is reporting:

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...You just unironically shared widely discredited days old wishlist propaganda disproven by myriad sources, including common sense, from a "news" agency sponsored by the IRGC.

This is like posting North Korean sources confirming Kim Jong Il shot 38-under-par in his first game of golf ever as an own. You are genuinely too stupid to be considered a sentient being.

Jungle Jim Jones said:

It cannot be. I was assured by a flock of sheep numerous free-thinking individuals that Trump was sucking jew cock on a daily basis and would kill hundreds of thousands of Americans for Israeli sovereignty. Of course, I have also willingly ignored the fact that Trump has very publicly cucked Israel on multiple occasions ever since the ceasefire began. The only logical conclusion is that you're all Mossad agents who also suck on jew cock.

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The fact that Zion Don has been forced against his will to cuck Pissreal shows just how hard Iran has won the war, obviously.

Creator of All said:

A literal Israeli posted the same fucking thing you fucking coping faggot

Post in thread 'Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel'

Sunday at 6:38 PM

Mehr listing the terms of the MOU:

New details of the 14-article draft memorandum of understanding between Iran and the United States

The details of this draft are as follows:

1- Permanent and immediate cessation of war on all fronts, including Lebanon

2- U.S. commitment to non-interference in Iran's internal affairs and respect for the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

3- Full lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days

4- U.S. commitment to withdraw its forces from around Iran

5- Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under Iranian arrangements

6- Suspension...

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I posted it when it was the only information at the time and people knew to take it with a grain of salt.

Null said:

have you considered muslims ded saar yes yes good?

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Classic Indian short term thinking considering that India faced a fuel crisis from the strait being closed.

Creator of All said:

A literal Israeli posted the same fucking thing you fucking coping faggot

Post in thread 'Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel'

Sunday at 6:38 PM

Mehr listing the terms of the MOU:

New details of the 14-article draft memorandum of understanding between Iran and the United States

The details of this draft are as follows:

1- Permanent and immediate cessation of war on all fronts, including Lebanon

2- U.S. commitment to non-interference in Iran's internal affairs and respect for the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

3- Full lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days

4- U.S. commitment to withdraw its forces from around Iran

5- Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under Iranian arrangements

6- Suspension...

• Catch The Rainbow

Reactions: x 10 x 12 x 5 x 4 x 1 x 1 x 7 x 5 x 1

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What I meant is that we already went over this a million and it's Iran's wishlist that's been spammed for days, no different than Trump doing it with his own. You are a simian nigger and also illiterate.

Male Idiot said:

But this war's only intended beneficiary was Israel, and maybe the denocrats if they somehow don't manage to fumble it with a Newsome/AOC ticket....

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Iran has been violently opposing US interests in the region for half a century, all while being a poor weak backward sneeding toilet. Letting them get nukes that can target every capital in Europe while continuing to do the same is against the interests of many more countries than Israel.

Unredacted TND said:

It's Joshua Rothschild-Sachs. Please, dont commit microaggressions

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Im literally seething that I cant afford the jew sticker and youre claiming microaggressions. Typical ethno narcissism.

Schwarzwald said:

...You just unironically shared widely discredited days old wishlist propaganda disproven by myriad sources, including common sense, from a "news" agency sponsored by the IRGC.

This is like posting North Korean sources confirming Kim Jong Il shot 38-under-par in his first game of golf ever as an own. You are genuinely too stupid to be considered a sentient being.

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You do know information can conflict with your worldview and you don't need to agree with it to know it exists, right?

GoybeamFireSupportOfficer said:

The ceasefire has ascended to its new form, the Memorandum of Understanding (anyone who knows anything about Gnosticism should appreciate the significance of "Understanding"). As a ceasefire it was already immune to violations by military action. As an MoU it has escaped the realm of emanations and can no longer be affected by material reality.

Iranian actions and intentions are now completely irrelevant.

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One thing for certain, no matter what happens its not considered war and Trump doesn't need approval from congress for it!

Creator of All said:

You do know information can conflict with your worldview and you don't need to agree with it to know it exists, right?

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Part of the problem is they've posted those terms for like two months now while Trump claims the opposite is true. Im still not convinced that anything is happening at all and wondering why everyone is pulling out all the stops to sell this mou way harder than the last 6 gorillion ones. Im halfway to thinking that the whole war never happened and Trump Iran and Netanyahu have developed the first pure postmodern artform.

Null said:

have you considered muslims ded saar yes yes good?

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Not in Iran or in general the middle east.

Seeing that it is the ones in Europe that are causing trouble, the ones that stay put in their homeland are fine by me.

The cycle goes, ME gets bombed, migrants flood Europe under pretense of fleeing war, shit happens.

If Trump wanted to ship all the immigrants from Europe and US to lets say Antarctica or South Africa, I would say good job.

Creator of All said:

You do know information can conflict with your worldview and you don't need to agree with it to know it exists, right?

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I can know Chris-Chan thinks he's Jesus Christ, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go around sharing to the world that he's Jesus Christ.

This is because, being somebody with an IQ above 50, I am able to see past Chris-Chan's outlandish claim of being Jesus Christ and know it's not information worth disseminating. I do this not because it conflicts with my worldview, but rather to spare myself humiliation and not look like I belong institutionalized in front of the entire world.

Alphasnail said:

Part of the problem is they've posted those terms for like two months now while Trump claims the opposite is true. Im still not convinced that anything is happening at all and wondering why everyone is pulling out all the stops to sell this mou way harder than the last 6 gorillion ones. Im halfway to thinking that the whole war never happened and Trump Iran and Netanyahu have developed the first pure postmodern artform.

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Trump has said a lot of things, even conflicting himself this morning regarding the nuke and Lebanon issues. The same with American news media and Axios' reporting.

Nobody knows shit or is outright lying.