Chess...references are intentional
JY:
One night in Troonland
Makes the fake girl humble
So hard to try to act
acceptably
One night in Troonland
and the tough girls tumble
Can't manage creeping
imperceptibly
I can feel a lawsuit coming up on me.
Troonland
Nonjudgmental setting
and the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the perv world
In a show with everything but
Gary Glitter.
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since the college dorm girls' restroom
had the voyeurs in it
All change, don't you know that when you
Look at troon perversions,
it's no ordinary menu
It's tampons
Or pubescent girls
Or peeping
Or ... or this scheme!
One night in Troonland
and the world's your oyster!
Girls wax your balls
and then the crack is free!
You'll make complaints
with every local shyster
And if you're lucky,
Then he'll waive his fee!
I can feel my hard-on through my lace panties.
Never refer to me as mister
Or I'll own your place of business, sister
Spa Workers:
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
That we stand up for our rights
instead of playing with your clitty.
JY:
Whaddya mean? You've seen one filthy,
polluted, stinking ditch...
Spa Workers:
T-girls, please just relax
There's a salon down the street to do your wax.
JY:
Get fucked!
Keep my name on the lowdown.
Your ass is mine
if you use the wrong pronoun.
I get my kicks from under-age-nines, sunshine.