"Hey Kiwis,
My name is Jonathan (Jessica), and I hate every single one of you. All of you are cis, foreign, no-lifes who spend every second of their day oppressing trans* people. You are everything cisheteropatriarchal in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten waxed? I mean, I guess it's fun shaming pedosexuals because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than failing to use my preferred pronouns.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a trusted nerd, and teenage girls trust me to show them how to insert tampons in the changing room. What girls do you harass?, other than Christine Weston Chandler, I also get straight 5 star reviews and over 100,000 twitter followers, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She absorbed my period blood; Shit was SO cash). You are all TERFs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"